The Retirement of the Demon Lord

"I, Mei Qianxiao, 24 years old, a peripheral disciple of the Beggar Gang. My specialty is a handsome and powerful golden right hand! My best weapon is the bench!" Mei Qianxiao deliberately ignored Li Mengyao's slander and introduced herself aloud.

As the saying goes, there are many mistakes, so Mei Qianxiao tried her best to keep her introduction concise, concise, and short!

"Tsk, I wanted to recruit some young heroes, but I didn't expect to recruit such an old man."

Li Mengyao looked as if the leader of the thieves had **** the wrong ticket, and the disgust on her face was not embellished at all.

well enough! 24 years old is okay! Still a youthful age! Brother will walk and sing two tigers while walking, believe it or not!

"What? You're not convinced? Look at the others." Li Mengyao nodded to Liu Jingyi, who was next.

"I, Liu Quietly, I am 16 years old. I have no family or school. I know some Tai Chi Changquan and Tai Chi Heart Technique. I joined the Gongwei Division because I was determined to be a good official who is selfless and a good official since I was a child!"

Li Mengyao raised her eyebrows at Mei Qianxiao, and her eyes were full of satisfaction, which made Mei Qianxiao a little confused about what Li Mengyao meant by raising her eyebrows.

If you want to be a good official in the name of asking for your life, please ask Gongweisi to turn right or left to find the Ministry of Punishment or Dali Temple!

Say it again, the Guard Division is a combat agency! There is no right to judge a case, only the obligation to investigate the case and arrest people. Does this guy know what the department he is in is doing?

"I, Tingfeng, 16 years old, studied under Wuxinya. I am good at Wuxinwuyi swordsmanship!"

Hey, why do you all follow Lao Tzu's sentence patterns, follow the trend, you guys.

"I, Yixue, 18 years old, studied under Wuxinya." Yixue's self-introduction is like gold.

Li Mengyao's smug and smug look really made her brows burst into laughter, ahhh, anger. Aren't they all girls in the Mood for Love, what's so arrogant about being young! Believe it or not, I got it all! Heck, he suddenly thought of the murderous intent that Yixue had shown to him.

"I, Jiang Hao, 30 years old..."

"Who asked you to introduce yourself? I still don't know who you are! Why did I let Trust introduce you to join in the fun?"

Before Jiang Hao could finish speaking, Li Mengyao smashed a brick. This guy is really an upright piece of wood.

I heard that this product has been in the Gongwei Division for several years. I don't know if it was just photographed by Li Mengyao like this. Mei Qianxiao decided that it would be better to be careful with Li Mengyao's bricks.

With Jiang Hao's 30-year-old age, Mei Qianxiao was somewhat complacent, but Li Mengyao did not give Mei Qianxiao a chance to fight back: "What I'm saying is that among the new recruits, you are too old, and Mei Qianxiao is better than you. Compared to the age of the other newcomers, are you old enough to count the birds in your heart?"

"Yes, yes... I will be a little older next year. So our team will adhere to the traditional Chinese virtue of respecting and loving the elderly since ancient times. I will try my best to share things with young friends, so that they can grow up quickly and take charge of themselves. …”

"Brother Xiao, it's not about respecting the old and loving the young, but you are wrong." Liu Quietly corrected Mei Qianxiao seriously.

"Shut up!" When you shouldn't be interrupting, just be a beautiful man quietly!

"I mean you're old, take more care of your old lady!" Li Mengyao, who was caught off guard by Mei Qianxiao, slapped a brick, covered her face and rolled on the ground, "If there is any danger, you must take the lead! There is a knife in front of you! You go first, the oil pan is in front of you, take the lead, and protect the young motherland's future Huaguerduo! If there is any damage to these young team members, especially the two girls, a thousand Your head is not enough for you to drop!"

Rely on me, it's that serious! If my brother told you that last night Liu quietly used the rotten girl Xiao Huangshu to erode the younger girl, and my brother accidentally saw the older girl completely, would Commander Li immediately go crazy? ?

"Okay, this is the end of my self-introduction, and I'm going to start talking about business." Li Mengyao felt a little gloomy in her heart since yesterday, and she knocked her eyebrows and smiled a few times and seemed to be in a better mood, "You were at the venue yesterday, and you should have heard Dong The content of the decree announced by the Onmyoji from the factory. This matter is very important, and I must explain it to you seriously."

"Shang Sheng and Concubine Zhuang got a princess last month, and their name is Xinfang. Because Sheng Shang is busy with state affairs and worrying about the world, and he is over half a hundred years old, he is no longer a woman. It's hard to say, but Princess Xinfang is probably the last child the Holy Master wanted, so she is very spoiled. Therefore, we plan to open a royal hunting ground on the day of Princess Xinfang's 100-day banquet, and let our three new recruits Newcomers enter the hunt to reward the winners. First, it means congratulations; secondly, it shows the importance the royal family attaches to the newcomers, and gains the reputation of being thirsty for talents; It's better, it doesn't hurt your bones. You are the ones who will represent the Gongwei Division on that day, and the Gongwei Division has always been the first in the ranks of the three divisions, and it will fall on you."

Kidney deficiency, right? Fifty years old is not good for women, it must be kidney deficiency, right? It's not easy to be an emperor, there are countless beauties in the harem, and it's not a problem to be so tossed every day... So this is the negative teaching material, don't look for so many wives, it's tiring.

"If only newcomers participate, there are only four of us. There are more than 50 people in the East Factory, and there are more than 10 people in the Shadow Metropolis. This is too bad for us, right? I think the East Factory knew this competition in advance and recruited people. , we don't know, this competition is not fair. At least let all our forces participate!" Ting Feng protested.

"Yesterday I went to the palace to ask the emperor...the emperor did not agree. It was because of the scandal of the Gongwei Division that Dongchang caught the handle. If Jinkou speaks for the Gongwei Division again, it will be unfair to the other two companies. It will chill the heart of the courtier..."

"Why don't I go and talk to the Father... the Holy One said..."

Before Tingfeng finished speaking, Li Mengyao interrupted him seriously: "It's not your turn to intervene in this matter, Tingfeng, we just do what the emperor wants."

"Yes." Ting Feng flattened his mouth and seemed a little aggrieved.

"But you don't have to be too discouraged, we still have a chance." Li Mengyao knocked on the table, her face couldn't help showing a hint of smugness, the tender and smug little expression made Mei Qianxiao a little heartbroken, her heart pounding, "According to my understanding of the Sage, the Sage is not a murderer. He should use hunting creatures to celebrate on the day of the Hundred Days Banquet~www.readwn.com~ should not be. Fortunately, I am smart, by visiting Princess Xinfang. I met Concubine Concubine Zhuang in the Ming Dynasty. I was about the same age as Concubine Zhuang, and we usually have a good relationship.

It turned out that the night before Princess Xinfang was born, the saint dreamed that a snow-white deer fell from the sky and jumped mischievously into the Yanyan Palace of Concubine Zhuang. When the deer jumped in, it had a pair of cute little horns. When the sage arrived in a hurry, the deer was scared to hide by the sage who suddenly appeared. At that time, the sage found that the little horns of the deer were missing. Then the saint woke up. The night after waking up from the dream, Princess Xinfang was born. The sage felt that dreaming of a deer was an auspicious omen, and the deer was Princess Xinfang's previous life. So I guess, what the sage wants to hunt is not how much prey to hunt, but to retrieve the pair of small horns for the deer, so that the whole of the deer is auspicious. So when you go hunting, try to find giraffes, sika deer, sambar, or any kind of deer, and chop off the ones with good-looking horns. Remember to chop it evenly and do not kill any living beings. When I came back and reported that I had found nothing but a very cute deer, I couldn’t bear to hunt and only took the small horns and released it. "

Oh my god! The emperor is still looking for Xiaojiao to mess with it! A male deer only has horns, Xinfang is already a young man, and she even helps her make woolen yarn!

I have to say that this emperor is also a fool. When the deer first came, the small horns on his head clearly hinted that Concubine Zhuang was about to give birth to a baby. It is a good thing for spirit beasts to dream. But this emperor is restless even in a dream, so he wants to go to the Yanyan Palace to take a look at the deer, now it's alright, I'll scare the horns away, and if I don't give birth, I'll become a little prince!

Forget it, it's all fate, maybe the emperor just wants a small public act.