The Retirement of the Demon Lord

"Come on, fill it up."

"Brother Xiao, you've been drinking all night and drinking more than a dozen wines, why didn't you even go to the hut? I heard that men don't like to urinate, and their kidney deficiency will come soon. Brother Xiao cherishes the body, we will have a lot of companions in the future. time."

A young man in a blue brocade robe with white muscles and jade-like body, with a slender body and a bright smile on his face, gently helped the man beside him with eyes like salted fish to fill a glass of fragrant wine.

Mei Qianxiao slowly tasted the bitter wine in her mouth and spit it out, embarrassed. For Shangliu's quietly gentle and caring eyes, the dead eyes were a little more glorious.

"Girls from the family, don't open your mouth to urinate, and shut your mouth to have kidney deficiency! How can we find the husband's family in the future!!"

"I still don't admit that I'm drunk. Look, I'm talking nonsense again. Quietly is a man. How can you go patrolling the streets after this?" 's brain.

That hard-working look was so cute that she almost wanted to hug her with a thousand smiles.

But no, Quietly is already a slim girl, not the little follower who used to keep up with her.

"You're drunk until you say you're a man!" Mei Qianxiao reluctantly grabbed her weak and boneless hand and rubbed it on her face before letting go.

He looks like this, I am afraid that Liu Quietly is worried.

"You're not drunk, so you don't pee?"

Enough, how worried you are about your brother's kidneys!

Although he understands that this is Liu Jingyi's way of persuading him to drink, but this time is quite special, without alcohol, he is numb, his brain is worried, and his liver and intestines are broken. Mei Qianxiao drank the full glass of wine again.

"Of course you have to urinate, but no matter how urgent it is, you still have to wait a little longer before urinating."

"Why?" Liu quietly scratched his head.

Brother Xiao really is still stupid... After coming out of the palace the day before yesterday, he seems to have suffered a big blow. He was originally stupid, but now he looks even more stupid, so pitiful!

Liu Quietly's eyes became more and more pitiful.

Hey, although you didn't say it, your eyes betrayed you, okay?

Even the shop assistants here can call him stupid, but you are the only one who doesn't even know if you are a boy or a girl!

Mei Qianxiao lowered her voice, and patted Liu Quietly on the shoulder with a pointing style: "Brother, it was intentional. Did you see the empty jars of Zhu Yeqing, the first class in the 12th Century, on this table?"

"Just because it's the first-class Zhu Yeqing... so you're not even willing to pee?"

Go away! Why is it still urinating! Brother, can't you think of something more elegant in your eyes?

"You little fool, this thing is the most expensive wine in this restaurant. How can I pay for drinking so much laughing brother at one time?"

"Brother Xiao, didn't you just show off to me that you received the bonus two days ago, can you be arrogant for a while? It should be enough for you to take out all the salaries, right?"

"Just say you're a little fool... Didn't you spend the next day at the Spring Breeze Pavilion? Brother was arrogant all day! No matter where you are, the kind of arrogance!" Mei Qian smiled proudly.

"Brother Xiao... No wonder everyone says that you are the most like a master. You see your virtue, you are right." Although Liu Qiu admired Brother Xiao the most, he still had to dislike it.

"Bah bah bah... Who wants to be like that old ghost, you'll have to hide your anger for ten lifetimes next to you. You spit on me and say it again!" , accidentally chewed a mouthful of sourness, "I'm fundamentally different from him!"

"What's the difference?"

"He loves to default on his debts, brother is not a defaulter!"

"It makes sense, you continue to say, why is it related to cystitis if you don't have money to pay?"

Hello! Have you made a reservation for my brother in advance to get sick? You are really a good sister who must be at home, brother didn't hurt you in vain!

"Because..." Mei Qianxiao leaned over and whispered, "I'll wait until I've had enough, and I'm satisfied, how reasonable it is to take a pee and run away! The store has so many good wines, but they keep staring at us. , I haven't been to the thatched hut for a night, and it will be normal to go there once...then we'll slip away."

"Brother Xiao, what about not breaking the bill?" Liu Jingyi patted Qian Qianxiao's face with a small hand, "Get rid of the bad habits that Master left behind in the spirit of heaven! The evil spirits will be dispelled!"

The master only rarely appears, and he is not dead yet! And it has been predetermined that he must be an evil spirit when he dies! You are indeed a good apprentice that must be at home, and the master did not care about you in vain!

"Brother, this is not a default, look, brother is dressed in a brocade robe, and a monk can't run away from the temple!" Mei Qianxiao snapped her fingers, as if a military adviser who had made a good plan for the country, had a good plan to point the country, "Just check the shop, Go to Gongweisi to collect a debt, and it is easy to find brother. In order to take into account the face of Gongweisi and the team, Jiang Hao will definitely go up to make amends and pay the bill as soon as possible, and this account will be settled! "

"What a thief." Liu whispered "Huh" in disgust, his beautiful and picturesque face suddenly seemed to have found something, and raised it slightly: "But Brother Xiao, Brother Jiang will still settle the account with you."

"What's the matter, as you can see, I drank so much alcohol, so I said that I was so drunk and confused that night that I forgot to pay and left! It's reasonable and reasonable, Jiang Hao will definitely accept this explanation. The money for the drink is just a drizzle for Jiang Hao. That guy made a lot of money in the tea merchants' association, but he won a lot of money. He won't bother with me about this small amount of money. Besides, Jiang Hao doesn't drink or gamble without any bad money. As a hobby, this money is also put away. It will not bring life or death. I have to help him use some of it, otherwise those silver taels will be lonely. Those silver taels cannot realize the value of their money, and they will be autistic and sad. …”

"I...also...really...yes...thanks...thanks...you..." A bass voice with suppressed anger came from behind Mei Qianxiao, "Thank you for Yin Liang...but you realize it first. Your life is worth it!"

With a click, Mei Qianxiao felt that a huge palm grabbed her head, and bursts of exaggerated force came, very... comfortable. This is a good strength, just used to sober up.

Then he was caught and knocked his head on the table. After several consecutive knocks, he stopped, scaring the surrounding customers and shopkeepers to think that they were coming to seek revenge and were ready to call the police. Look again, if I go, the seeker of revenge is wearing a brocade robe, how can the police report it? Report it directly to him, okay?

I'm going... Let's be quiet, Jiang Hao is here, give me a password! If he heard what my brother said in person, would he still pay for my brother in the future? !

Although this kind of strength can't hurt, Mei Qianxiao still has a very bitter face: "Yahahah~www.readwn.com~ It hurts, it hurts to death! Who! Openly attacked Jin Yiwei, I don't want to live!"

"Jin Yiwei is a fart... You are worthy of this? I'm deeply dissatisfied that you haven't been kicked out of the Gongwei Division."

A stern man, no, he should be a teenager, but he looks more mature. He walked over to Mei Qianxiao and sat down, without saying a word, he grabbed a piece of beef and ate it with relish.

No, didn't this guy eat a lot of dinner? Why doesn't he look like he's not full! The disciples of the Blood Sword Sect really can't afford it, let's kick the Blood Sword Sect out of the Demon Church another day! It looks so scary!

"Yuzai is here! Then Big Brother Jiang must be here too! Hahaha... I just said that I was drunk and talking nonsense." Mei Qianxiao took the opportunity to change the subject and grabbed Jiang Hao's big hand. When I got down, I looked back, and all the Jiang Hao team had arrived, and they quickly greeted everyone and sat down, "Sit down, please be polite to Brother Hao, anyway, I didn't bring any money. Little Er, come with eight bowls of rice, Yuzai is the elder. When you’re in the body, eat more. You also need boiled white tofu, and I understand when monks eat vegetarian food. Hanning, do you want to eat candied haws or sweet-scented osmanthus porridge?”

Hearing the eight bowls of rice, Qiu Haoyu's eyes lit up, but what happened to the very kind "Yu Zai"? Am I familiar with you rascal?