The Retirement of the Demon Lord

? What Li Damei said...just...is not right.

"It's not that complicated..." Mei Qianxiao scratched her head and pointed to Preacher Xing who was dozing off quietly, "The main reason is that with this guy there, you can tell at a glance that the corpse is not me, and the corpse itself is a clue. "

Li Mengyao's complacent expression was like being splashed with cold water, she pulled out her wooden crutches in anger and slapped her eyebrows with a smile.

"I didn't say anything wrong, why are you beating me... No, why are you carrying this crutch with you!"

"I didn't carry it with me, but I brought it here specially when I received the news that you asked me to come here!"

Hello! This is more scary than carrying it with me!

Qiu Haoyu hurriedly went to wake up Xingzhuan: "Hey, didn't you see the corpse in the morning?"

"Well? You said... oh, yes... but you can tell even if you don't look at it, you want to assassinate Big Brother Mei... ah, ah, ah, let go!"

"I miss you so much, little milk monk! Look at the tricks! Double dragons play with beads! The dragonfly touches the water! The hamster runs the wheel!" He forgot what he was going to say next.

This little milk monk can't do it, he will reveal his brother's identity if he is not careful, or let the floor sweeper take him back!

"Don't make trouble!" Qiu Haoyu pushed aside his eyebrows and rescued the legend from his clutches, "You know why you didn't tell us earlier!"

"Amitabha... The commander told the little monk not to tell you."

According to the legend, everyone was astonished.

"That's right, I suddenly noticed something abnormal that day, and thought that Qian Qianxiao left us with some hints. I haven't figured out what he meant, but I suddenly thought that the Acts should be found through the body, not Qian Qianxiao, so Say hello to him in advance." Li Mengyao explained.

"Monks don't lie... If everyone asks the monk, the monk answers truthfully... But no one asks." Acts also explained.

"Ask you! Who would have thought of asking you such a question out of thin air!" Qiu Haoyu was so angry that he wanted to beat his chest. He never thought he was so irritable before.

Why does it feel like these people are all in trouble with Mei Qianxiao, but he himself seems to be isolated in this irritable person!

Sure enough, the hero sees the same thing, and Li Damei also used this trick to fool the little milk monk, smiling secretly.

"And the commander-in-chief, at the beginning of that day, I saw you looking pale and in a trance, so you must have been deceived!" Qiu Haoyu continued to complain.

As soon as these words fell, Li Mengyao was immediately hit with a cane.

Suddenly, the pain caused him to take a deep breath. It turns out that the sticks that he usually endures with thousands of smiles are all real!

"You go, don't talk nonsense! I'm not worried that you will reveal your secrets, so I don't tell you on purpose!" Li Mengyao was busy explaining something embarrassing, "I was just acting, deliberately. Exaggerated acting skills! Whoever sees this **** dead will be in a trance and not applaud!"

"Sir, good acting." Mei Qianxiao gave Li Mengyao a thumbs up to go down the stairs, "You all learn from the commander, don't look like one or two are still lacking."

Li Mengyao and Mei Qianxiao looked at each other with a smile, and they could see a bit of warmth and... smugness in their smiling eyes. Cao... suddenly felt extremely embarrassed, so embarrassed that I wanted to punch someone.

Mei Qianxiao also had a heart-to-heart, and silently stood a few steps away, anyway, the distance that she would be beaten was too tight.

"No, he's a ghost!" Prince Enke, who had been in the dark for a long time, finally came to his senses. He didn't say anything and everyone forgot about him, "He entered my room just now and said that I killed him!"

"Is there such a thing?" Li Mengyao was annoyed by Mei Qianxiao's smug little eyes just now.

It probably means that you don't find excuses for my mother to beat you up.

"When I first came back, I almost scared Litong to death at the door... After I explained it clearly, didn't they let them inform the commander? The commander is coming, so I must prepare some tea first? Go get some tea. When I was walking through the path outside Prince Enke's room, I suddenly wanted to play a little joke on him, so I climbed in through the window to scare him..."

"His tongue stuck out almost two meters long just now!! I swear to God, he definitely licked me several times! You must not be human!" Prince Enke was frightened and collapsed, now roaring.

Everyone looked at Mei Qianxiao, wondering where the two-meter-long thing came from him.

"I can explain this..." Mei Qian smiled with a relaxed smile, and suddenly put her hand into the placket...

The next second, he actually pulled out an eel that was over one meter long!

"I haven't been on business these days. I went to Dongting Lake, where eels are abundant. It's really amazing! So I brought it back and planned to let you all taste it... I used this thing to scare him."

You have explained the problem of Prince Enke being licked by the long tongue...

But you can't explain what's inside the eel's clothes! What do you want to do to the eel... No, it's what you want the eel to do to you!

Prince Enke looked at the eel that was still wriggling around, and intuitively told him that the sense of touch just now seemed to be the right thing...

"Then what are the little ghost claws under your creaking nest!" Prince Enke continued to ask.

"What little devil claw... Oh, you said this thing." Mei Qianxiao thought for a while, then suddenly reached into the placket again.

"Oh, the cake seller, there are such ghosts in it?!" Prince Enke was going crazy.

"Of course there is. Who can eat a single yellow eel? It's not enough to stuff Yuzai's teeth." Mei Qianxiao took out from her arms, not just one, but several crabs. It is rich in hairy crabs, and crab fat is high in autumn, which is a must in the world!"

Help! Not only Prince Enke, everyone is going crazy now!

"Now spring is not over yet, how come autumn is high and crab fat!!!" Qiu Haoyu covered his head, the scene in front of him was so shocking that he couldn't think and asked the least important question.

"Are you stupid?!" Mei Qian smiled and taught him a lesson, "Qiu Gao crab fat is just an introduction. Can the hairy crabs in the autumn equinox be affordable! Now that the spring specials can give you a few..."

Who cares if you don't have a special price~www.readwn.com~ What the **** is he asking about... Qiu Haoyu has gone crazy.

"You stuff so many hairy crabs in your clothes..." Han Ning squatted down and poked one of the lively crabs with a wooden sword. The wide crab claws waved fiercely, like a general with a big sword, "I won't get caught. Does it hurt?"

Finally someone was able to calmly ask a decent question, and everyone calmed down and looked at Mei Qian with a smile.

Who would want to face this question with a smile on his face, his face as thick as a city wall actually turned red, and he lowered his head shyly and looked shy: "This, this... it depends on where it is... It's a bit strange pain. , once it happens once, it will never come back..."

"What the **** are you saying to underage girls!!!"

Li Mengyao finally erupted, jumping up like a tiger with a cane, smiling at Mei Qian and knocking him to the ground with a violent beating.

The house was filled with the familiar screams, and the mourning that added fuel to the bitterness...

"Don't hit my eel, it's going to burn for a while... I still have one in my trousers that I haven't found!"

Gong Weisi changed back to the familiar Gong Weisi, and the scene of brutal beating was as peaceful as ever. Of course, Han Ning wouldn't make a fuss, just continued to play with the hairy crabs in front of him, and asked curiously, "So what does Big Brother Mei mean?"

"Don't ask, it's better to stay away from that pervert in the future." Jiang Hao helped clean up the crabs on the ground and said without hesitation.