The Retirement of the Demon Lord

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Of course, the emperor has the idea of ​​the emperor. His own son is likely to inherit the throne in the future.

"Although I don't dare to talk about learning to be rich, but the mere dossier is still a problem!" Mei Qian smiled arrogantly.

"Okay, then you can write two words and see."

After the emperor finished speaking, he asked the maid and **** to bring the four treasures of the study and the table to Mei Qianxiao.

Mei Qianxiao was not afraid of anything, so she went up and wrote two words.

"Your Majesty, please taste..."

"Haha." The emperor sat still and didn't move, it's not like he hasn't seen the file written by Mei Qianxiao, the word is so ugly that he can say without looking at it, "I don't need anything to judge, one word... ugly !"

"This... why don't you taste it before evaluating it?" Mei Qian said with a stiff smile.

"You have to be self-aware, what you write is ugly! Huge ugly! Don't accept refutation! Writing is also a basic skill, Qianxiao..."

The emperor was about to talk endlessly. Prince Enke, a sand sculpture who didn't understand Chinese, happened to lift the paper. He couldn't even figure out the pros and cons. Mei Qianxiao hurriedly tried to stop it... Even if the emperor didn't get up, he hurriedly turned to Enke. Pick up the thing that Mei Qianxiao wrote...

It is the word "emperor".

This is very embarrassing... It's the giant ugly you said, and it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu.

When I wrote these two words, I wanted to flatter me, to show that I always care about the emperor or something... Whoever thinks you will call it ugly if you don't say a word... Also his gigantic ugliness...

The atmosphere was so stiff, and it was hard to say no to Mei Qianxiao. The emperor could do whatever he wanted.

"I think the emperor is too right!" Mei Qianxiao hurriedly gave a standing ovation, and pushed Enke to let him ignore everything and continue clapping.

"En?!" The emperor rolled his eyes, his eyes staring like copper bells.

"No, it's not about the emperor's ugliness, ahem, it's not the emperor's evaluation of that thing just now...it's the emperor's requirements for the humble post! The humble origin is low, and I have learned some words and idioms, but I haven't learned the four books. The Five Classics really need to be remedied.”

Only then did the emperor retract his stare, and his mood recovered.

"However, Your Majesty, Jiangdong Jiangnan scholars are like crucian carp crossing the river, and there are also many talented women with both talent and beauty... I feel that it is not tiring to work together with men and women. If I invite a talented woman to teach, I will be able to focus a lot on learning. Beautiful, the higher the efficiency!" Mei Qianxiao said confidently.

When the emperor heard the words, he didn't fight at all, but he came and went quickly... He suddenly thought that when he was young, he was almost like this, and he was worthy of being his own son.

"Yes, there are many people in the world, but how many people dare to teach you 'Spring Festival Couplets'?" The emperor said angrily, "It's you who teach me, people would rather be beheaded than come here!"

When Mei Qianxiao was told this by the emperor, he lost his arrogance immediately... With his reputation as a "Spring Couplet Hero", he wouldn't dare to teach! The rumor that Qi Desheng was forced into the Weisi Hall alone is enough to scare all normal people away! Tai Nima is enthusiastic and unrestrained!

"Who is this bachelor?" The only one who dared to come, Mei Qianxiao was a little curious.

"Don't you remember?" The emperor introduced, "At the beginning, you and Jiang Hao were entrusted in Guandong to maintain the law and order of a performance in the neighborhood. Later, Zhang Xueshi, who couldn't see the performance, insulted the ancients and persuaded them, and was attacked by a group of fans. ... Later, you and Jiang Hao tried their best to rescue him."

When the emperor said this, I remembered it with a thousand smiles... That little white face with a pretentious taste all over his body, what is he called a handsome guy, he was either a dead brother or hiccup when he came to power. People are not angry... Then the old gentleman in the opposite building, who can't see it, came out and scolded people. He was so angry that he almost buried the old gentleman.

They are somewhat related, but they are not familiar with each other.

That day, that **** Jiang Hao threw him at the gate and blocked it. Jiang Hao picked him up. To be precise, the old gentleman should have never even seen his face, not only unfamiliar.

Now, listening to the emperor's introduction, the old gentleman seems to have some background. Several of the high officials of the dynasty are his students, and can be called a literary master of the party.

The literati have the stubbornness of the literati. On that day, Jiang Hao rescued the old gentleman and became his savior. He made friends and exchanged letters occasionally. Jiang Hao is not a very happy person, and he also introduced to the old man that there was a colleague who rescued him that day.

So when the emperor contacted him, the old gentleman remembered what Jiang Hao said, so he came over with the idea of ​​repaying his kindness.

While talking, Master Zhang has arrived.

Mei Qianxiao never thought that the two of them would see each other again, but they would be in the palace. Zhang Xueshi is still so energetic. Although he is old-fashioned, he has an elegant temperament and is worthy of being a literary master... Anyway, it smells like a book.

"Nice to meet you."

Under the emperor's signal, Mei Qianxiao hurriedly asked the old gentleman to take a seat.

The two of them were immediately involved in the events of that day in Shaozhou, and they reminisced about the old days. After chatting for a while, we got to the point.

"Your Majesty has already explained the situation to this old man, and you have helped the old man, and the old man should accept it." Zhang Xueshi said slowly, "I see that your speech is clear and logical, and the words can convey the meaning and explain the basics. There is nothing wrong with culture. The only problem is that the sages and sages have little mastery of chess, chess, calligraphy and painting.”

"That's right, that's exactly what Zhang Xueshi said!" Mei Qianxiao said flatteringly.

"Let's do it this way, the old man first come up with some famous sentences to test your knowledge, and then you can teach students according to their aptitude." Zhang Xueshi listened to the flattery and felt at ease.

"Ah? I haven't read many books, I really can't." Mei Qianxiao said truthfully.

To ask him to enumerate the classic poses in the Little Yellow Book would be reversible, and he would be over when it comes to poetry and poetry. Brother focuses on practical exercises, theoretical knowledge is really not enough...

"It doesn't matter, you can deal with it according to your own ideas. This is also to test your talent... If you have talent, you can't teach you to read by rote memorization, maybe you can become a scribe of ancient gold! "

Oh?

Not to mention, sometimes when Mei Qianxiao was selling her self-portrait in the scenic spot, she saw those so-called great talents, and she said a few words to the distant view, and suddenly attracted many female companions beside her who wanted to strip him of his clothes. Said, still a bit envious.

"Cough, come on, old gentleman, it's not about the next link, let's go!" Mei Qianxiao suddenly became motivated.

"Okay, I'll start with something simple... There is nothing difficult in the world, you say the next sentence."

Mei Qianxiao seemed to know her before, she had heard it before but forgot, she turned her head and opened her mouth to respond: "This is not very good!"

Zhang Xueshi unconsciously tilted his head back tactically. In short, this is the first time I heard such a confrontation with the Shanglian...

"Say, that's right!" The emperor also had a pain in his head, but his son was out of the house and had no culture. It's understandable. At this time, he should not be criticized, but should be encouraged to build his self-confidence, "This counts as That's right...there is nothing difficult in the world, it's not very good...it makes sense! It's very realistic and life-like!"

Zhang Xueshi seems to have encountered a blind spot of knowledge, and he didn't find any match... But since the emperor thinks it makes sense, then he will continue his efforts.

After figuring out the upper limit of Mei Qianxiao's level, Master Zhang did not dare to go deeper, shook his head and asked the question again.

"I advise you not to beat the birds on the branches~www.readwn.com~ Climb the tree from the back to the end!"

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The study suddenly became quiet, this time even the emperor didn't know how to encourage him. Shouldn't he be encouraged to dig the eggs well? ! I know that the upper limit of Meiqianxiao is not high, but the lower limit is too low!

"A spring night is worth a thousand dollars." Zhang Xueshi's voice gradually became urgent.

"Two hundred and fifty at a discount!"

"Two oriole sings the green willow." Zhang Xueshi's voice gradually became irritable.

"It can be steamed or braised!"

"No one has ever died since ancient times!" Zhang Xueshi's voice gradually became hideous.

"Of course you die first!"

With a thud, Master Zhang fell off the chair.

"You can't teach a child! You can't teach a child!"

"Scholar Zhang... Zhang..."

The emperor wanted to keep him, but seeing Zhang Xueshi clutching his painful buttocks, he left without turning back in anger...

Looking back again, I saw that Prince Enke was not aware of his sternness, and smiled at Mei Qian with admiration.

"Your Majesty, does this mean that Wen Dou has surpassed Jiangdong's literary master?" Mei Qian smiled and looked at her hands, as if she had beaten the old master to death by chance.

No, I think you're fighting like this... I wouldn't be surprised when I heard the news that Master Zhang was mad at you!

You are so angry with the only teacher who dares to teach you, what should I do? ? ?