The richest man starts with black technology

Chapter 136 The most garbage mobile app in history (1 request!)

The voice assistant needs to obtain the user's privacy and control authority to be able to truly become a mobile phone butler.

This logic is completely correct, just like the host’s family hires a babysitter and needs to hand over the keys to the babysitter.

Otherwise, how can the nanny come in to clean you up?

If this is done by a large company that everyone trusts, such as Ari or Warwick, then users must trust it.

But this matter is done by a source code company that is not well-known, everyone, who has never heard of it. It is polite not to give you negative points.

Most of Xia Guo's mobile phone users are not worried about privacy being stolen, because you use an Android phone, no matter what brand of mobile phone you use, there is almost no privacy at the technical level, but the mobile phone manufacturer does not steal your privacy in accordance with laws and regulations.

What users worry about is whether their money will be stolen, after all, the voice assistant will call some payment software.

Ma Xin had a headache, so it became an endless loop.

Users don’t believe you and won’t use Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant at all. If they don’t use Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant, of course, they don’t know what Xiaoyuan is good about.If you don’t know Xiaoyuan’s greatness, no one will download and use it, and if no one downloads and uses the installed capacity is zero, no one will know Xiaoyuan’s greatness, and they will continue to believe you...

Ma Xin: "Uncle! How is it like a tongue twister!"

Ma Xin is looking for a breakthrough. He plans to spend money to advertise on apps with more traffic, but the promotion costs.

In the budget of the source code company, only technology research and development costs, server construction costs, and venue rental costs are the only ones that don’t have much advertising and promotion costs.

Ma Xin reached out to ask Zhou Xiao for money.

Zhou Xiao asked Ma Xin, "Our voice assistant wants to obtain the highest authority of the user's mobile phone. This question is not clear to the user. It is useless for you to advertise in any media. Hang it on the homepage of the platform first, and we will think of a solution. ."

Ma Xin also believes that Zhou Xiao's statement is reasonable, and he has to spend a small amount of money to put the voice assistant on the homepage of major application stores.

Failure to promote the application does not mean that the company's research and development will stop.

Ma Xin and Xue Ninglu are creating a new language library, building a logical and grammatical bridge between other languages ​​and Chinese, and solving the translation problem of voice assistants.

Zhou Xiao sat on the sofa and asked Xue Ninglu to make a cup of black tea for herself.

Why do users rest assured that Ari or Warwick gets the highest authority of the phone?It is not because of the conscientiousness of these companies, but because these companies have extensive influence and reputation, and use user information in strict accordance with legal requirements.

If the source code company is not able to negotiate with Warwick at this stage, can you find a voice assistant with a very good reputation, full of character, responsible and honest celebrity endorsement?To gain the trust of users?

This can be regarded as a "curve to save the country".

If there are a lot of fans and well-designed celebrities are using Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant, should fans give it a try?

As long as someone has tried Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant, Zhou Xiao believes that the product can be promoted based on the reputation of the product.

Zhou Xiao is not a star chaser, and he doesn't know much about the personality of the star. This matter is left to the star chaser Chen Ye.

Zhou Xiao called Chen Ye.

"Are you always willing to call me?" Chen Ye felt resentful. There is such a boss in the world. After a meeting and arranging work, the whole person will disappear.

"Important Task" Zhou Xiao didn't have time to gossip with Chen Ye and went straight to the topic: "You know a lot of stars, help me find a female star with a nice voice, a good personality, no black history, and a very upright female star."

"Why do you use it?" Chen Ye's voice was full of vigilance, "to endorse products. Our products still use endorsements? The supply exceeds demand!"

"It's almost what it means. Reply to me as soon as possible after you find it. Urgent." Zhou Xiao hung up after finishing speaking.

The reason why the voice is good is to dub Xiaoyuan's voice assistant.

Xue Ninglu's timbre is indeed good, but his influence is a bit weaker.

After experiencing the joy of successful product development, the source code company fell into a long silence.

Ma Xin's team continued to improve the product, and Zhou Xiao lived a life of playing games, eating and sleeping day after day.

The only thing that has changed is that because Xiaoyuan’s voice is still on the homepage of major application platforms, it continues to receive countless negative reviews, and the disgust value continues to increase.

In addition, the last time the Chinese language compiler was complained on forums where major programmers mingled, and now the disgust value has exceeded 30% (the monopoly value or disgust value obtained by the program designed by the Chinese language compiler has a negative impact on the compiler itself. influences).

Chinese compiler, monopoly value, geographical area 0.9%; disgust value, geographical area 31.02%.

Looking at the display of the system, Zhou Xiao was speechless!This is really a tempo to break through 70%.

On the homepage of major application stores, boring users continue to score 0 points.

"Fuck, the software with a score of 0 can actually be on the homepage, and the platform eats shit!"

"No wonder it is 0 points. It turns out that I want user information, so continue to brush 0 points."

"The most garbage app in history."

When Zhou Xiao saw these comments, she deleted the app store.

Now I am looking forward to good news from Chen Ye and see if I can sign a spokesperson.

...

In Shenzhen City, the UP host "Little Diva" at station B stayed asleep until 12 noon and got up.

Xiao Ge Ji is a senior app evaluation UP master at station B. It will evaluate the best new apps or the most junk apps and make them into videos.

Not to mention, the little singer has also received many fans' attention for making these videos. The number of fans has reached 2.3 million, which is not a big or small good UP master.

After the little singer became popular at station B, many APP companies have found the little singer to help promote the program or review the praise, and the little singer also earned a lot of promotion fees.

However, compared to the promotion of the app, the little singer's favorite is to make videos of the spam APP. The spam APP evaluation video is watched by more people and there are more bullet screens.

Nowadays, urban men and women are more curious. Everyone knows that good apps are in use, and they are not fresh at all. Instead, they are junk apps that everyone likes.

The little singer started a new evaluation, this time it was live broadcast.

The appeal of excellent UP owners is always strong. As soon as they went online, fans came.

The barrage moved up:

"Wow! The little singer is online!

"What kind of rubbish app did the little singer test today? I look forward to it."

"Little singer is not allowed water time today, do some content!"

"Haha, I feel that the little singer is about to make money again. As soon as today's evaluation video comes out, there must be a company looking for public relations with you."

The little singer looked at the countless barrage, and she was in a good mood. Sure enough, Station B is my home. Only here can I feel relaxed and free.

The little singer said: "Thank you very much for your support. Now it's our evaluation time."

"In the last live broadcast, we evaluated several dating apps. These dating apps are simply rubbish. It implies that many women among male users can make appointments. Actually? The software is full of robots, a woman No users.

A large number of robots send you messages, allowing you to pay to unlock them to watch, this is the routine!You never know if you are talking with a man or a robot, not a woman anyway."

The little singer said: "Because it is a live broadcast today, I didn't have a bid in advance. Just look for it on the app platform to see what weird apps are available in our app store."

The little singer took out her Warwick phone and looked for it in the app store.

Since there are many applications now, the store is not sorted in the reverse order of downloads as in the past, so the little singer can only check the list recommended by the app store, and then click on the stranger ones.

Xiao Ge Ji said: "Now the recommendation list on the homepage is almost all APP's self-funded promotion list. Some APPs don't know anything about themselves. They are very spicy, but they still spend money to promote... For example..."

Little Diva looked at the list, and skipped some of the regular applications, and skipped all kinds of live dating, because he has already made this kind of video, so the rest...

The little singer saw at a glance that the "Xiaoyuan Voice Assistant" icon was a cartoon girl with a simple design.

Seeing this APP, I told the little singer instinctively that this must be a junk software!

The little singer said: "God! Look what baby I found! A third-party voice assistant! And the icon design is ugly."

The little singer seemed to have discovered the New World. He said: "When the system's own voice assistant is not used by anyone, there is actually an APP company head iron developing a third-party voice assistant. Today I will test you, see It depends on how rubbish you are!"

The little singer first looks at the app's development company and profile, and then looks at the comments and scoring.

Sure enough, the little singer was not disappointed.

He switched the camera and projected the mobile phone screen onto the live broadcast, saying: "As we all know, most of the voice assistants of mobile phones are tasteless, including SIRI or Xiao Ai of Xiao Mi, and Xiao E of Warwick. Few people are now use.

The reason is that the voice assistant is not as smart and convenient as everyone expected. We have the energy to talk nonsense with the voice assistant, let it help complete tasks, it is better to click on the phone to operate.Therefore, there is almost no company that develops third-party voice assistants, and this company... is really the best.

We saw that the developer of this Xiaoyuan voice assistant is a source code company. I have never heard of this company. It should be a small company.

Then let's look at the introduction... Be the most effective butler of your mobile phone.Hahahaha!This profile laughs me to death, a bit arrogant.

Let's read the comments...I rely on!Actually all are 0 points bad reviews!Bad reviews are flooding!With so many bad reviews, this company still insists on buying and promoting it on the homepage. I admire the shameless spirit of the app development company. I’m going to download and try it now to see how rubbish this voice assistant is!"

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