The Romantic Cultivator

Shui Xisi was wrapped naked in Ji Yuan equally naked embrace as she asked softly, "Ji Yuan, do you love me?"

"Of course I do." Ji Yuan laughed. "Did I manage to tame you?"

Shui Xisi punched him hard, "Never!"

"Then why are you submissive in my embrace now?" Ji Yuan asked with a chuckle.

Shui Xisi rested her head warmly on his chest, "I feel a little bad now."

"Why so?"

Shui Xisi looked up and asked gently, "My core protégé Shui Qingqing likes you as well. How am I going to break to her that we are together?"

Ji Yuan smiled weakly, "But I've no feeling for her."

Shui Xisi hummed, "How about Wan'Er, Chen Hanhan, Yu Jingjing and Feng Minyue then? Is my Qingqing less inferior to any one of them?"

"Of course not!" Ji Yuan immediately protested weakly.

He quickly sighed, "She is a very good maiden and she can always find a better man. As for me…"

"As for you, you're nothing but a bad and poor rascal." Shui Xisi interrupted him.

Ji Yuan laughed. "Precisely. Only a bad rascal like me is a good fit for a rascal maiden like you. Haha."

Shui Xisi frowned, "I am a rascal?"

Ji Yuan pointed to his injuries. "Aren't you?"

Shui Xisi giggled sheepishly, "Then why didn't you protest? I've thought that you like it."

Ji Yuan frowned. "I don't but I just want to bang you."

"Crude!" Shui Xisi pinched his nose immediately.

Ji Yuan yelled aloud, "Ouch! Stop that…"

He quickly tried to distract her by asking, "So what is your reward for the S Rank Trial?"

Shui Xisi smiled immediately, "You won't believe it. I got a green cockatoo as a spirit pet."

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When Shui Xisi saw Ji Yuan's expressions, she laughed. "I'm only joking with you."

Ji Yuan laughed bitterly, "Do you think I am so easily offended? Haha. Impossible!"

Shui Xisi rolled her eyes; she had seen Ji Yuan's silly expressions earlier today and almost burst out laughing when he fought with the green cockatiel.

She laughed softly, "Ji Yuan, I want you to make love with me every day, can you do that for me?"

Ji Yuan: …

This was the woman ultimate question. Deny it and no more bang, bang.

"Of course I will love to." Ji Yuan answered with great conviction. "I'm only afraid that you will not want to. Haha."

This was the man ultimate answer as well.

But Ji Yuan was shaking his head; these maidens are all testing the pureness of his soul all the time. Well, if I fail to ascend in the future, at least I will die a happy man…

Shui Xisi smiled warmly, "Come, let's us go back now."

Ji Yuan laughed, "Alright…"

All of a sudden Shui Xisi had thrown a blob of white sticky stuff on his face that she had picked from below her, "This is all from yours. Heh!"

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When Ji Yuan and Shui Xisi had returned to his party, all the maidens had a solemn expression on their faces.

Ji Yuan laughed. "What is wrong?"

Ling Feiyue smiled coldly, "What took you so long to be back? Nearly a day had since passed."

Ji Yuan chuckled. "I've met with some desolate monsters along the way. It seems that these desolate monsters on the fifth level seem to be more cunning than anything that I've ever seen. Therefore it had taken us some time to clear them."

Little Princess returned a wry smile, "You've also changed to a new clothing now and so has Sisi."

Ji Yuan laughed, "I was covered with the blood of the desolate monsters and it stink. That is why I have a change of clothing."

Bai Qianfeng smiled gently, "Is the valley fun?"

"Fun?" Ji Yuan did not understand. Indeed he had entered the valley.

He began to frown, "What is so fun about the valley? We are lost in there for hours."

All of a sudden there were thunderous shrieks from the valley nearby; it was caused by some battling desolate monsters inside the valley and it was echoed loudly.

Yu Jingjing said slowly, "We've heard two horny voices…"

"It seems that we can hear everything that happened in that valley from here and the sound seems to be greatly magnified." Feng Minyue said as she explained to Ji Yuan and Shui Xisi.

All of a sudden Ji Yuan and Shui Xisi had turned ashen and they were greatly flustered; they were totally screwed now.

Ji Yuan began to look panicky at Feng Minyue and Yu Jingjing, "Wait, wait! I can explain. This is all a misunderstanding."

"Did a succubus tie you to a tree and was whipping you so that is why?" Ling Feiyue offered a suggestion.

Ji Yuan rolled his eyes as he smiled weakly to everyone, "It is actually something that is worse than that."

Little Princess smiled coldly, "Go on and tell us, convince us."

Ji Yuan inhaled deeply before he pretended to faint on the ground all of a sudden.

"My lord…"

"Ji Yuan?!"

"What happens to him?"

"Ji Yuan, are you alright?"

Immediately Ji Yuan was surrounded by all the maidens who showered him with lots of love and concern.

Ji Yuan had used his ultimate weapon and it works!