The Romantic Cultivator



Ji Yuan was frowning unhappily even as the trial spirit was still talking, "You want us to walk between the legs of this status? This looks a little insulting, right?" 

When Sun Dashu, Zhao Gao and Heng Wujian had heard Ji Yuan, they were looking quite amused; it was because the Trial Spirit had their own rules to follow and they would ignore the cultivators' rumblings.

As a high level cultivator, surely this Ji Yuan would know about this?

Heng Wujian was silently thinking: This idiot…

Sun Dashu was shaking his head…

Zhao Gao was smiling: The Trial Spirit won't even bother to reply you…

Xiang Li slapped her face: Big Brother, you are trying to quarrel with the Trial Spirit again…

Anyang was smiling bitterly: Isn't this to be expected?

To everyone's surprise, the Trial Spirit actually answered Ji Yuan. "This is the great status of Rey Pugpatine. So, it is your great honor to walk between her legs."

Ji Yuan was dumbfounded, "Her? This statue looks like a man!"

Even Heng Wujian, Zhao Gao and Sun Dashu were surprised that this status was a maiden. 

Indeed, this massive status looked like a man especially with the bulky muscles on it.

Ji Yuan chuckled, "I used to have a dog name Pug. And I also know a powerful MC called Pug in the Magician cultivation story…"

The Trial Spirit interrupted coldly, "This is the Woke Empress Pugpatine in her force plot armor that you are addressing and she deserves the utmost respect from the inferiors."

Anyang was suddenly saying to Xiang Li: This is all too weird. This Spirit Trial will actually feel offend by a statue and this status actually has a name to it. If our lord never says anything then we won't even know the name of this statue…

Ji Yuan had overheard her: This is not the weirdest. I don't want to walk between her legs, man or maiden!

Although Ji Yuan had said that, he was walking toward the portal between the legs with Sun Dashu, Zhao Gao and Heng Wujian. 

It was indeed a random rumbling by Ji Yuan and he was still very much interested in the trial.

"Hahaha… don't be so mad. I was only joking… I must admit that my muscles are indeed inferior to her… haha…" 

Even Sun Dashu was muttering as he looked at his thin arms, "Mine too…" 

Sun Dashu, Heng Wujian and Zhao Gao were all looking a little relieved though; it was because for a moment, they thought that this Great Saint Ji Yuan was going to pick a fight with the Trial Spirit for no apparent reason and this may screw up their trial.

Ji Yuan seemed to know what they were thinking about and he chuckled, "I am most friendly with the Trial Spirits and the Trial Spirits love me. I'll never quarrel with them. Hahaha…"

Xiang Li, Anyang: …

They don't believe a word in what Ji Yuan was saying. 

Anyang muttered weakly to Xiang Li: I shouldn't have read too much in our lord's words and maybe I should cultivate quietly like Aura…

But Anyang was also looking suspicious: This is indeed all too weird…

She turned to Xiang Li to ask: Xiang Li, do you think this is all too weird? With your years of experience as a trial spirit?

Xiang Li blinked her eyes: This is weird?

Anyang: …

You are a hopeless trial spirit, Xiang Li and a fake one.

The Trial Spirit continued to announce after Ji Yuan had tried to appease it somehow, but the coldness did not go away. "In this trial, you have to survive 4 days against Snow Black the Hunter in this dark pyramid…"

Ji Yuan and the other 3 cultivators were all looking at one another with a startled look; they only need to survive against a hunter? 

Isn't this too easy since there are 4 of them?

This was the question that had crossed their minds as the Trial Spirit briefed them on this trial.

"But be warned. Even if you can kill the Hunter Snow Black, she will revive in 6 hours so she is basically unkillable. Now go into the portal and the hunt shall begin."

JI Yuan asked curiously, "It is a she? Why is she called Snow Black? Isn't snow, white in color?"

The Trial Spirit hummed coldly, "In the darkness, even the white snow will become black. And Snow Black refers to her black armor that is as black as snow."

Ji Yuan stole a glance at the other 3 cultivators and they were all stupefied together by the explanation that was given by the Trial Spirit. 

He weakly asked on everyone behalf, "Beside the black armor, what other characteristic does this Hunter Snow Black have? You know, maybe she isn't the only opponent inside the pyramid. Haha…"

If it was other cultivators, they would probably just enter the portal. But Ji Yuan was someone that would ask all sorts of questions for his trial. 

He reasoned that it may be helpful, just in case.

The Trial Spirit answered him, "You are indeed right. There are other dangers inside the pyramid too…"

When the Trial Spirit said this, the 3 cultivators were startled that Hunter Snow Black was not the only threat.

"Hunter Snow Black is cladded fully in black armor and is easy to identify. She is also a dwarf."

Ji Yuan frowned, "Hunter Snow Black is a dwarf? That is rather hard to hit. Just how tall is this dwarf?"

When Ji Yuan had said this, Zhao Gao and Heng Wujian were smiling: is this Ji Yuan stupid? How tall can a dwarf be?

The Trial Spirit answered, "As tall as you."

Ji Yuan: …

"As tall as me and she is a dwarf?! Is she a magical creature?!" 

Zhao Gao and Heng Wujian felt like slapping themselves; this dwarf was really tall and they felt like they were the stupid ones.

The Trial Spirit frowned, "Compared to the Woke Empress Pugpatine, she is a dwarf. Now enter the portal to begin the hunt!"

Ji Yuan smiled bitterly as he entered into the shimmering black portal with Zhao Gao, Heng Wujian and Sun Dashu behind him.

But before he had entered the portal, he was heard muttering. "Hunter Snow Black the Dwarf, here we come…"

After Ji Yuan and his team had disappeared inside the shimmering portal to enter the pyramid, the Trial Spirit could be heard coldly saying. "For insulting Rey Pugpatine who is also the Woke Empress Pugpatine, this black pyramid shall be your grave!"

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Author Note:

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