The Saint's Dungeon Business

Chapter 22

The Saint’s Dungeon Affairs – 22

Archmage – 3
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And I finally found it. I can see the male wolfdogs upfront. Sigh, I don’t want to do this. But I have to. But do I…….?

“What are you doing? Were you not planning to test your skills on the male wolfdogs?”

Said robe-lady, tilting the top of her robe.

“Okay! I’ll do it! I’LL DO IT! Geez”

I took a deep breath, and I shouted as I run at the wolfdogs.

“Boys! Open your eyes wide! I’m a dude! They are the girls!”

“What are you saying?!”

You can snipe them down before they get to you, so it wouldn’t matter for you, would it? BUT, I need to face them at once if it jumps on me!

I activated Sex Analyze and Saints Touch, and punched the side of the wolfdog shining with pink light. Normally it would take some time for the male wolfdogs to get back up because they’re weaker than the female wolfdogs. But this one got blown away by my punch, but got up very quickly and started running at me. At least it didn’t run at me right away thanks to the stun effect. It’s bloodshot eyes, drooling mouth, and

additionally inflated fucking thing swinging back and forth couldn’t not be horrifying.

“Aaaahh! YOU FUCKING DOGGY! Girls are OVER THERE! Why are you coming for me?! Go away!”

What’s fortunate to say at the least is that I can slay a male wolfdog on 2 hits, so one more punch ended its life. I was done confirming the theory so I killed the other two while they were stunned. But the mental damage I received was not small. I think I get the idea why a woman being raped cannot think of anything in fear. But I didn’t want to know it in this way. .

“I don’t think this has only good effects! They’re running at me no matter what.”

“Hmmm. It’s like going on a berserk. The differences would be that it doesn’t look like they’ve got increased damage and it doesn’t attack a random target, just you. No, we can’t be certain about that yet.”

“What does that supposed to mean?”

“this one is not certain if they were only going for you. As you can see, this one and this young lady were at a distance from the battle. There is a chance that it went to you simply because the only thing it saw with its narrowed vision was you.”

“…So you want me to do it again?”

“Mmhm. While we are at it, it’d be better to make it sure. If we stop now with an ambiguous result, this one supposes your actions will be in vain.”

Yes, even after that reaction if it turns out to be an ambiguous result, I certainly feel I’d lost too much. But this feels like I’m being manipulated by this lady. And she’s got a point so I don’t have much to say. I can’t ruin the study on my rebellious mind.

“Okay, if you’re that curious, why don’t you remain close to me the next time?”

If she was right about it running to me simply because of the distance, I can ruin the robe-lady’s day.

“Hmm. this one wouldn’t mind. It will be as you said.”

And the robe-lady nonchalantly accepted. She’s a mage and she’s not afraid of a low-level monster approaching? Now it is even more likely that she has a high-level.

So when we met the next male wolfdog, I used the skill with the robe-lady standing right next to me. And the result was….

“AAaaH! Fuck! Are these doggy eyeballs ornaments or something?! Why are they fucking on me?! Don’t you see this girl here?!”

…It was as you can see.

“Pfft. Was that a joke about how the end syllables of ‘gay’ sounding similar to ‘doggy’? That was good.”

And this robe-lady is saying such hummy words. I. Was. Not. Joking.

Anyway, that made one thing sure. For these fuckers, gender is not important and they’re going for me.

“To this one it seems that the fact they’re sexually excited by ‘your’ skills impacts them more than the fact they’re excited. In that case the skill is more like a charm, rather than simply excitement. This is getting more intriguing, isn’t it?”

The robe-lady seemed satisfied with the result.

“So. Anything more?”

“Hmm. This one confirmed roughly most of her theories against the monsters.”

“So you’re done. We’re going to a deeper area. Sarah, are you good about that?”

“Yeah. Hunting wolfdogs were easier than I thought.”

“Considering your physical capabilities, ’tis illogical you were hunting here.”

She was not wrong but we couldn’t help it. If we didn’t count what we were capable of, we both were new to fighting.

“So what are you going to do? Are you gonna follow us?”

“Mmhm. This one doesn’t have anything to do at the moment.”

“If you’re bored, why don’t you go deeper down? It won’t be entertaining for you to be up here”

“Hoho. That’s not true at all. It’s very interesting to be with you two. This one herself found new discoveries for visiting the upper floors for the first time in a long time, so ’tis very entertaining as well.”

This robe-lady was smooth on evading Sarah’s attempt to keep her in check. I was going to leak my room number in secret to her if she was leaving, but that’s fortunate. We’re exploring the new area, so if this robe-lady, who seems like a high-level mage, stays with us as an insurance, that eases my mind.

“According to the guild we were supposed to take a detour if we were to go deeper, right?”

I’ve lightened up the map while hunting the wolfdogs, but I haven’t seen a way down. The number of wolfdogs was great, and their habitat is very large, so the guild didn’t explore much in this area. It was one of those areas where it’s too dangerous for low-level adventurers, and too unprofitable for high-level adventurers. Well, thanks to that we were the first ones to find female wolfdogs.

So we don’t know if there’s a way down near here. In the guidebook the guild published, we need to take a detour to go deeper. Should we go for a known route, or should we look for a new route exploring here?

Krrrrrrrruff!

In that moment deciding what path I should take, a bark that you could feel the vibration with the skin, that you can’t imagine it’s of a wolfdog, filled the air. I quickly looked at where the sound came from, and there was a bear-sized wolf approaching with the eyes filled with murderous intention. Wait, could it be a wolfdog, not a wolf? Why is it so big?! And it had numberless wolfdogs around it like the knights escorting their king.

And am I imagining that they all look like females? Something tells me we’re in a big, giant trouble.

“Oh. This one didn’t know there’s a transcendent in an upper floor. That’s interesting.”

The robe-lady being hummy at least eased the nervousness.

“What? A transcendent? What’s that?”

“The dungeon is abundant with mana, and some species transcends the limit of their race upon the influence of abundant mana. Normally they’d be seen at deeper floors where the mana is more abundant, but it is my first time seeing one at the upper floors. This one loves being with you for not being bored.”

“I don’t like it! It must be strong, right? It looks strong at a glance.”

“The gap between the transcendents is vast as they depend on the size of the mana it got influenced with. This transcendent carries a great amount of mana. Who could have imagined a species at an upper floor with comparably thin mana could carry so much? The dungeon is very intriguing as always.”

“So it means it’s strong! Why are you so relaxed, then?!”

As we spoke the female wolfdogs spread around and surrounded me in a circle. I thought they would close in and jump on me, but they’re holding their position. What are they doing?

Krrrrr….

The transcendent slowly approached me standing in the center of a circle, looking at me with its intense eyes.

“Hmm. Have you incurred its enmity? That’s some murderous spirit it’s got.”

Damn it. I suppose I massacred one too many male wolfdogs. I should have been more easy on them. I didn’t know it would come back like this for abusing the trick I found.

“Hey. Let’s talk. Talk. Just think. What happens if I hunt the males? You’re surrounded by the females all alone, and that’s a harem for you! You should be thankful–Woah! Fuck! Didn’t your mother tell you not to cut someone in the middle of a talk?”

When I started talking it attacked me as if it understands me and it’s got nothing more to hear.

“Guwon!”

I barely managed to dodge the attack, and Sarah’s arrow hit it, but it wasn’t anything critical.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m the fool here trying to talk with a fucking animal. Alright, here goes nothing!”

I invested all my bonus stat points to Strength and Endurance, and I flung myself to punch it. And I didn’t activate Saint’s Touch. It seemed that it got aggroed to me enough, and it will be a pain in the ass if I used it for a brief stun effect as it will jump on me violently when the stun effect is over. The wolfdog took the punch, didn’t step back but opened its muzzle wide to bite my arm.

“Kugh! This one’s damage is no joke!”

I barely managed to pull my arm, but its fang caught my arm and scratched it, which was enough to make me bleed. It’s damage wasn’t the only issue. It’s my first time dealing with a monster that can stand my attacks. So far the monsters got killed on the first hit or got knocked back.

But I can’t just run away. I will meet plenty of these kinds of monsters deeper down the dungeon. I don’t know why it lets the female wolfdogs to watch me going one on one with this bad boy, but thank you for the duel! Getting yet determined, I clenched my fists.

I lightly jabbed it to see how it reacts. The transcendent either dodged it or opened its muzzle to bite me off as if it’s saying my attacks are like nothing. Stupid fucking animal. That’s exactly what I wanted. When it’s center of mass was skewed forward and made it feel unstable, I Low Kicked its front leg.

How is that?!

And it was super effective, it leant towards me and fell over. But it didn’t make it easy for me. It tilted its body and succeeded to fall on me who was standing unstably with a foot up in the air for the Low Kick.

Damn it. It’s not working really great for me under a mount against a four-legged animal.

Kwaaa!

Meanwhile, Sarah positioned herself behind the transcendent and shot its testicles with her arrow. Gosh…. I know it’s an enemy, but that looks really painful! With the pain that every male of any race knows, it twitched its body, allowing me to escape from it.

“Thank you!”

After struggling with the pain, the transcendent decided not to attack me and turned to Sarah.

Shit?! Hey! Where are you going!

I hurriedly chased it down and tackled it before it reached Sarah. But it seems it still has been aggroed to her.

Seeing it wiggling its way to make it to Sarah somehow, I had to brace myself for what’s to come. Damn it! You’re leaving me no choice.

“Sarah! Don’t save a single arrow and just shoot at it!”

Then I started punching the transcendent with Saints Touch activated. Please! Please die before you’re out of the stun. Sarah’s arrows mercilessly made their way to the transcendent’s crotch, and I punched so hard my fists would get bloody and its face would get all messed up, but it gradually got used to the pleasure my Saints Touch was giving, and it recovered from the stun.

Krwararararara!

It roared with a mysterious sound you’d doubt it’s from a dog’s vocal cord, and it leaped on me. I was desperately focusing on making attacks, so I couldn’t react properly to it’s sudden move and it got me pinned under it.

Krrrr!

The transcendent drooled over my face and I could see it’s erected penis dangling above me. Fuck, this so fucked up. I got rather violent seeing blood, so I made the best attack I could make.

“But can you handle this, bitch?!”

I raised my leg and booted the dangling penis.

“Die! Die! Die! Die!”

And I didn’t do it once. I consecutively made an attack that a male could never do. And when I booted up with every bit of my strength for the last time, I felt something escaping from my body and even a powerful kick was made. With that attack I felt something squash exploding and Sarah’s arrow succeeded separating the balls from its body.

Ahooooo!

The transcendent howled sorrowfully, then became ashes and disappeared. That was fortunate. The transcendent magic stone was at the same spot. When the rush of blood in my head finally got calm, I was horrified recalling what just happened. If the magic stone wasn’t where it was, I would have been in big trouble.

“Guwon! Are you alright?!”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Thanks to you, my childhood is still safe.”

“It’s not time for a dirty joke!”

Sarah shouted with a blush. Yeah, I suppose it was a bit early to make a joke. Defeating a transcendent doesn’t mean we were out of the trouble. We were still surrounded by a pack of female wolfdogs.

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