The Saint's Dungeon Business

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That was one hell of a night, but I still got up early in the morning. I had to go through so much last night. I was washing Diana’s fainted body here and there, and I couldn’t just rape her when she’s fainted, and I still got aroused so that was some hell to go through. I did it so much and I still had some lust left to drive my actions. I like how I have so much energy after becoming a Saint, but gosh, this does get inconvenient sometimes. I suppose they were right about ‘with great power comes great responsibility’… I get the feeling that wasn’t the right quote to use for this situation.

Anyways, when I washed Diana clean and changed the bed sheet, it got pretty late so I went to bed. Of course it’s the same bed Diana’s sleeping on. I didn’t have many choices. This room has only one bed. It was inevitable. Believe me. I had little to no intention to fall asleep under the same blanket a pretty girl is sleeping with.

I turned my head to look at the side. Diana is still sleeping. Last night she never got up while I washed her. It must have been exhausting. Even if she had a lot of experience, her body has returned to an inexperienced one so I guess she couldn’t help it.

By the way, the first thing I saw after I woke up is a pretty girl sleeping right next to me. This was not a scene I could imagine before I got transported to this world. Doing this with a girl feels good. Even without sex. This satisfies me in the way sex can’t. I looked into Diana’s face.

I never got to think about taking a closer look to her face. Her pre-reincarnation beauty was way to overwhelming so I was disappointed at her current appearance, and I was so into sex. But now that I’m taking a closer look at her face, she’s got a really pretty face. Her face’s got a miraculous balance that a small nose and cute pink lips actually goes well together. And she has a young face, but there’s still that cozy impression left there somewhere, making you feel mother’s love. Does she look that way for me because I have prejudice that she’s old? Anyways, she’s got an amazing beauty. Come to think of it, she’ll grow up to be that super beautiful lady I saw before she reincarnates. Even if the level boosts her beauty, if the original isn’t this beautiful such outcome would never exist.

When I lost the track of time looking into Diana’s beauty, Diana slowly opened her eyes.

“Did you sleep well?”

“Mmm? Mmm…. Splendid morning.”

She replied, half-asleep. The way she talks and her voice didn’t go well even before the reincarnation, but now she’s speaking with an even younger voice, the disharmony is no joke.

“How do you feel? Are you alright?”

“Mmm? About what?”

“You fainted. Do you remember?”

“Mmmm. Yes. This one doesn’t remember when the last time this one fainted during sex…. The power of dedicated job and skills are surely fearful.”

“Hahaha. I know right? I was so surprised when you moved like that when Sarah came.”

“Sarah? What does Sarah have to do with this? Yesterday this one and you were having sex, then this one refused you forcing me to make Contract on Mana, and then just like that this one….”

Apparently she doesn’t remember the part when Sarah came in. Then what was all that crazy waist movement about? Did she do it unconsciously?

“Right. You. Sit right there upright. We need to talk.”

Said Diana, suddenly with a solemn expression. She had a younger face than mine so it wasn’t as charismatic as she would think, but I played along knowing what I did.

“What was that about?”

“W-what do you mean?”

“Forcing this one to make the Contract on Mana. Do you even realize what it means to demand a Contract of Mana from a Mage?”

“No. Actually I didn’t even know it existed and just made it up….”

“Sigh…. Be careful the next time. To any mage, mana is something more important than their life. The Contract on Mana is literally a demand for something more precious than their own life. If you weren’t an outlander this one wouldn’t have just let this slip away.”

“I see. I’m sorry.”

I mean, her level is reset so how much can she do to scold me? I willingly apologized anyways. I just wanted to make sure she wouldn’t just leave me, but it’s definitely my fault to ask something more important than one’s life.

“And this one can’t believe something you wanted to make concrete even utilizing the Contract of Mana is merely this one not leaving your party. This one understands you like this one but this? Are you a 10-year-old?”

…I can’t deny that. To be exact I fell in love with the pre-reincarnation beauty but I did fall in love with Diana at the first sight. I was making excuses about her being an archmage and everything. In fact, I was acting like a spoiled child. If I had experience in dating someone, I would have thought about persuading her. Now I have so little experience with girls, the actions I took to keep the girls I like near me, to both Sarah and Diana, were completely childish.

Seeing me not being able to say anything but to look at the ground, Diana must have thought I’m reflecting on my actions enough.

“Sigh…. Even if you don’t worry about that matter, this one probably wouldn’t leave you before your death. Transcending the limit of level is the region this one couldn’t reach after all these myriad years. ‘Tis impossible for it to be solved that early, would it?”

Saying that, she looked at me with a warm smile a grandma would make for her mischievous grandson. Seeing someone so much younger than me making such a face feels weird. On the other hand, hearing that she’ll be with me until I die made me glad. Of course, that’s when she doesn’t get the lead to what she wants, and I still feel glad about it. I guess I can’t help being selfish.

“How do you feel? Are you reassured now?”

Diana asked as if she’s mocking me, with a warm grandma face.

“Shut up. If you are awake let’s take a shower and go grab something to eat.”

“Haha. Boy. Don’t be shy.”

I ignored Diana, mocking me and poking my side, and I headed to the bathroom. Last night she was hanging on me crying and she’s acting so sly. She’s full of experience and surely knows how to get the situation under her control.

I took a rough shower, then Diana did. While she was taking shower, I went to Sarah’s room, knocked on the door to wake her up and came back to the restaurant. It’s still early in the morning. The restaurant was almost empty and the cold air felt very refreshing. I woke up so depressed yesterday morning yet I feel so refreshed the next day. You never know what would happen when it comes to life.

“Good morning.”

“Good morning back.”

Sarah came downstairs while I was into my philosophical thoughts on life. Diana woke up so much earlier and why hasn’t she come down, yet?

“You look happy. What’s going on?”

“Huh? No, nothing.”

Right, I’m going to have sex with her today. I feel so much better seeing her chic, pretty face.

What a wonderful world.

Diana came down the stairs at that moment.

“Hey, Diana! Over here!”

“Huh? Ma’am Diana? But her appearance….”

Oh, this is her first time seeing her after the reincarnation. Diana was wearing the same robe she had yesterday but the ends were dragging over the ground. At least she wasn’t wearing the hood over her face.

“Hmm. Have you slept well?”

“Uhh? Yes. But what’s going on….?”

“Actually Diana reincarnated yesterday. So I brought her to our party as a mage! Great, isn’t it?”

“Woah! So the fairy tale about the Supreme Mage reincarnating was true!”

Fairy tale? Oh, so that’s how you knew her by the title ‘the Supreme Mage’ but not by her name.

“Mmhm. That is how ’tis done. My service to you.”

“Oh, no. My service to you. Oh my, I’m in the same party with the Supreme Mage….”

Her face looked somewhat complicated.

“You may not be so formal to me since we are now in the same party. You may call this one Diana. In fact this one reincarnated so this one wouldn’t be able to show the performance I showed yesterday.”

“By the way, what happens to your job level? Did they reset when you reincarnate?”

“No. The job level displays the proficiency. This one’s memories haven’t gone back in time so they didn’t get reset. This one supposes that ‘they are sealed away by the level limit’ would be a fitting description.”

“So basically that means your jobs level up on your own level up.”

“Mmhm. Correct.”

That’s completely OP. One of the OP characteristics of my Saint job is that the job level follows one’s level. And Diana has that as a passive skill. Well, I guess that’s why she never hesitated on using something like the Reincarnation spell.

“By the way, you’re still wearing that robe on.”

“Mmm?! W-well, yes. This one’s got attached to it. It’s nothing so don’t bother.”

Diana is visibly startled. Why is she acting so weird?

“Really? But you’re not wearing the hood.”

“M-m-mm. This one wasn’t wearing it because this one liked it. It can be very burdensome when your charm is too high.”

“Aren’t you too confident with your own appearance?”

She’s got a qualifying beauty to have such confidence, but I mocked her anyway.

“This one was just stating the facts. High charm has a strong bewitching effect by itself. Haven’t you felt it with your own body yesterday?”

“What does that mean?”

Sarah felt something suspicious from Diana’s words, and sharply asked.

“Mmm. Actually, this man risked his life on this one and–”

“Ohhhh! Right! Yes! I was in a daze when I saw her with the hoods off. She was really beautiful!”

What are you trying to say? Isn’t that embarrassing to say in public?! I shouted to stop Diana from talking. So that’s why. That’s why I thrusted my dick into Diana, knowing that it might kill me. Yeah, I know I value my life. I knew something was off.

“…Hmm. Is that so? I see.”

I’m certain I stopped Diana from telling her what happened, and Sarah seems unpleasant with it. Yes, I know what to do now so I’ll start covering this situation.

“I suppose you will be that beautiful when you level up, Sarah. Now you two are standing next to each other, your beauty is compatible to hers. I look forward to how beautiful it will be when you level up.”

And I’m not just saying it as a lip service to lighten her up. Preferences aside, seeing them next to each other made me think they both had outstanding beauty. I couldn’t say who looked more beautiful than the other. Good job to myself who’s collected them as party members. I’ve got a great eye on this.

“S-sugar coated words don’t make things better.”

But it seemed she liked it. She’s got that snooty expression but it’s easy to tell what she really feels.

“So. What do you plan to do?”

“Hmm? About what?”

“This one is staying in the party to study your skills so this one doesn’t mind whatever you do, but you two must have the purpose for going to the dungeon.”

Honestly speaking, I don’t have anything grand as a ‘purpose.’ ‘If I become an adventurer who can go to deeper parts of the dungeon, I’ll be a women-puller and I’ll be able to live in a harem!’ was a purpose if you count it, but now that I have Sarah and Diana by my side, I feel like I’ve done that already. It’s not like they’re both in love with me but at least I’ve come far enough to sleep with them! And I don’t think I’ll ever find someone as beautiful as them.

If I were to look for a reason to go to the dungeon, there’s only one. To help Sarah, like I decided yesterday. Okay. I don’t have any other purpose. I should set that as my goal for now.

“About that, we’d like to focus on levelling Sarah and my combat level for now. That doesn’t have to do anything with you, but would that be fine?”

“Hmm. As long as this one gets to observe your skills, this one doesn’t mind.”

“Guwon…. Thank you.”

Sarah looked at me with an emotional face. I just have no other goal. That feels so awkward to be appreciated that much.

“So, uh, yeah. Let’s go deeper today.”

Considering my stats boosted for having sex with pre-reincarnation Diana, it wouldn’t be strange to go down a few steps more, but I decided to go nice and slow. Even if my body gets powerful, if my fighting technique is not (my combat job’s level that is) it’s like casting pearls before swine. Let’s focus on levelling my Fighter job for now.

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arz // Her background changed a bit. The adventurer who killed her grandfather runs away in fear.

저놔해 // Thank you for pointing that out. I’ll be more careful.