The Scum Shou’s Survival Guide

Ye Ming lay in bed at night, and had a rare nightmare. All of his previous capture targets came to his door. One by one, they all found out that he had lied to them…he shuddered, and became restless in his sleep.

Chased by restless dreams all night long, Ye Ming didn’t wake up until the earth shattering sound of a phone call rang in the morning! 

Ye Ming woozily picked up the phone. The roar of his manager, Fang Shang, burst out, “Hello?! Did you go off somewhere to die?! You didn’t answer my calls, and you weren’t home either, are you still alive?!”

Ye Ming gave a dry laugh, “I’m alive and well…”

Fang Sheng gave a cold laugh, “If you’re alive and well then get your ass to work. Do you think it’s been easy for me to get roles for you? This time you’re filming with Li Muxun, don’t screw up such a rare opportunity. Don’t you know what other people are saying about you? You’re about to be blackened out of existence, do you deserve to have a face like yours? Even if they don’t have acting skills, others would be able to get popular with a face like that. How did you turn out so tragic?!” The more he spoke, the more agitated he became.

Ye Ming: “…I’d also like to know the answer to that question.” 

Fang Sheng took in a deep breath for fear that he’d die out of anger and said in a cold voice, “You’d better be on site before 9, or go back home to inherit the family business. You’re hopeless!”

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Ye Ming: “…”

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Ye Ming’s mother was the president of a well known cosmetics and jewelry company. She was gentle, beautiful, elegant, and talented. As she grew older, she slowly washed her hands of company affairs and began to do charity. She could be called a perfect lady. Mother Ye was very fond of her son. She thought that as long as he was happy, she would let him do anything he wanted. But, she was always worried about her son’s level of popularity, often proposing to buy an entertainment company to support him. But Ye Ming had rejected her each and every time, where was the fun in being an RMB player? He had to rely on his own strength. 

Ye Ming’s older sister, Ye Zhi, was the shareholder of a shopping website with over 10 billion assets. She was a very strong and brilliant woman. She was also a sis-con. Every time Ye Ming was about to receive a beating, she would step in for him.

Doesn’t this sound like the plot of a Mary Sue novel with a 500-meter long bed? But that was just the harsh reality of life, being jealous was useless. Some people were just born to be winners of life, standing at the very top of the world.

Ever since his childhood, Young Master Ye had regarded money as dirt. He was interested in acting, and thanks to the careful precautions that Father and Mother Ye had taken as they raised him, his identity remained hidden to everyone but his manager, Fang Sheng, allowing him to authentically experience the journey of an actor.

Ye Ming had already taken multiple days off work to transmigrate, and he couldn’t delay any longer. 

Ye Ming put on his clothes in a rush, grabbed a piece of bread from the refrigerator, and was about to run out, but looking at the clean, tidy home, he suddenly remembered that there was still an unaccounted variable by his side. He hesitated for a while before knocking on the door of Qin Yi’s room.

A deep voice came from inside, “Please come in.”

Ye Ming pushed open the door and walked in. Qin Yi was already up, dressed in modest casual clothes. He turned his head and looked over, his dark eyes seemed to be filled with the endless vicissitudes of life. They exuded a kind of loneliness, as if he had already lived a lifetime.

Ye Ming’s footsteps suddenly paused. 

To him, leaving that world had just been leaving a world. He’d never thought of going back. But to Qin Yi, that world had been his entire world, he had no second chances.

Ye Ming had never asked 888 what happened after he left. It wasn’t because he wasn’t curious, it was because he didn’t want to bear the weight of a predestined outcome. His decision may have been made out of self interest, but it had also been his way of rebelling against the main system.

There’s no such thing as changing fate.

He was the type of person that would do what he was capable of doing. Occasionally, he would draw a blank, make mistakes, and fight for what he wanted…but, he would give up quickly for anything that was completely hopeless. 

Or perhaps, he had yet to find anything that would make him willing to sacrifice everything.

Since he was destined to leave, he would simply give up. The real world was the place he wanted to live, it was where his family and lover were.

Ye Ming turned his head awkwardly and gave a dry cough, “I’m going out for something, I won’t be back until late at night. There’s money at home, you can use it to buy food, but don’t go out too far! You have to wait for me to come back, okay?”

Qin Yi looked at him silently, as if he didn’t want to promise him. But he finally nodded and said, “Alright.” 

Ye Ming heaved a sigh of relief. He was relatively at ease with Qin Yi as he wasn’t one to go back on his word. Ye Ming smiled, “Then I’ll go out now.”

Qin Yi watched Ye Ming’s leaving back with complicated eyes.

He had guessed what the relationship between this body and Ye Ming was, but was too scared to ask because it would make things difficult to deal with…and, to be honest, he could’ve easily stood his ground and left, but why had he been so easily persuaded by Ye Ming to stay? Why couldn’t he bear being cruel to this person?

If Fang Xiao was also in this world, what would he be like? 

Would he be a transmigrator like him? Or a reincarnation? Or Ye Ming…could he be him? Hadn’t he promised Qin Yi that they would meet again in another world…?

Qin Yi suddenly strode forward and grabbed Ye Ming’s hand. In a hoarse voice, he said, “Wait-”