The Sealer of the Sword

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How would you respond if someone told you "a good dog is out of your way"?

"I'm out of the dog's way" should be the answer.

However, Yan Ye said that for this kind of person, just turn him into a dog.

For example, now, Yan Ye is slapping the wide sword of the wretched man in front of him into the wall, and he can't even pull it out - that's impossible.

After all, there are restrictions on destruction in towns, not to mention that Yan Ye embeds people in the wall, even if you directly use a transformer to beat it, it will not cause any damage.

Well, if only there were Transformers here.

Therefore, after Yan Ye slapped the wretched man's face directly, he saw his body suddenly hit the wall, and then bounced off the other wall again because of the rebound force.

Because the alley in front of him was too narrow and Ye Yong's strength was too great, the wretched man was constantly bouncing between the 20 walls of the alley in an extremely difficult pose.

"..." The corner of Yan Ye's mouth twitched as he looked at the wretched man in front of him.

Could it be that this guy's profession is pinball?

Ah yes, this game has no occupations.

Also, it seems that I haven't seen such a player who can make super difficult for a long time.

The dozen or so "army" players behind the wretched man are naturally not in the anime. Those idiots who are dozens of times more numerous than the protagonist, but have to give the protagonist experience.

However, the second after Yan Ye slapped the wretched man, Yan Ye directly called Wabisuke at the dozen or so "Army" players, "Kneel down."

So now, the wretched man who kept bouncing was slapped again by Yan Ye, whose mouth was twitching, before finally hitting the wall and stopping.

"If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand such a simple and easy-to-understand truth?" Yan Ye sighed as he looked at the wretched man who was lying on the ground and seemed to have suffered a huge blow both physically and mentally.

However, at this time, Yan Ye seemed to have thought of something. After turning his head to look at the NPC behind him, he smiled and looked at the wretched man in front of him again, and said, "Cake and dick, choose one."

Yan Ye's words that had no context at all made the wretched man lying on the ground stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously returned: "What... what...?"

Ah, I don't seem to understand.

Yan Ye looked at the wretched man, and after a slight sigh, he said again, "Then change the question, am I a dick?"

The wretched man continued to be stunned.

"..." Yan Ye's face turned black, and he held the wabisuke in his hand and patted it again: "I'm not a dick, I'm not a dick!"

The wretched man lying on the ground let out a high-decibel scream, and after about a minute passed, the wretched man who was almost twitching when Yan Ye used wabi-suke to film, finally woke up and shouted at Yan Ye. Said: "Duck! Duck! Duck Duck Duck!!!"

Yan Ye watched the wretched man finally say that key word, and after a satisfied smile, he turned his head to look at the NPC behind him.

Then, after hearing the words of the wretched man, the NPC immediately raised both hands and shouted, "Congratulations! For the player who made the first answer, we are hereby prepared-surprise!"

Then, after seeing the NPC shouting like this, Yan Ye felt a sudden flash of white light behind him.

Yan Ye quickly turned around after a stunned moment, but found that——

The wretched man who was lying behind him suddenly disappeared in place after making a scream.

"..." Thinking of Yan Ye of a certain possibility, the corners of his mouth twitched.

In the vagueness, Yan Ye seemed to hear a very pleasant voice from a wretched man.

Ah, hallucinations.

At this moment, the NPC stretched out his hand again and raised two fingers: "Qiangqiang! The second question, may I ask: Five bear children share one cake, but only three cuts are allowed. How to divide it? The time limit is 10 seconds!"

The moment Yan Ye heard the NPC's second question, he blurted out without thinking: "Hack a bear child to death with one knife, and then divide the cake into four equal parts with two knifes!"

"..." This time, it was an NPC who covered his face in silence.

Yan Ye's answer time didn't even take 3 seconds, and these 3 seconds were still used to finish the words.

but!This makes sense, doesn't it!

On the NPC side, it seemed to acquiesce to Yan Ye's answer, only to see the NPC stretch out a third finger again: "Qiangqiang! The third and last question, please don't include a sentence with explicit vocabulary, Explain the meaning of bang bang bang! Any word that is regarded as a forbidden word will be harmonized, and the answer must convince me!"

NPC said so.

Yan Ye heard the words, and after thinking for a while, he opened his mouth and said: "Papapa is the sound made when the hard 847 weapons collide, but it is different from the harsh sound of cold weapons between the enemy and us. In order to fight the enemy better tomorrow, they practiced each other to improve their martial arts in the middle of the night, and the sound of the weapon was firm and soft."

"So to make the sound of crackling, both sides of the practice must have a heart-to-heart relationship. Today is the opponent of practice, and tomorrow on the battlefield will be the partner to kill the enemy."

"In the evening practice, two people are generally divided into attack and defense and defense. Because the next day has to fight the real enemy, the night is only for practice, so it is impossible for both sides to have merit."

"Practice is very physical, so there are certain rules when it comes to sex. If you practice endlessly like Jiankuang, even if you are fine, your partner will not be able to fight the enemy better tomorrow."

"So generally, when the gongfang uses the "one library", one practice is over, both parties can sleep peacefully, and the martial arts will also improve to a certain extent, and they can fight the enemy better tomorrow."

After Yan Ye said this, he saw that the NPC clapped and applauded convincingly after the NPC crashed for more than ten seconds.

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"..." Yan Ye was very tangled, looking down at a small square box in his hand.

This is a size that is neither too big nor too small. How can I put it, it is like those Rubik's Cubes that can be held in one hand.

The square box has a blue color, and maybe it can be used as a light in the dark.