The Secret to Picking Up Girls

I slept until late morning. Opening my eyes, I shook my head, and just as I was about to drift back to sleep, Zhang Yuze's phone rang on his bedside table. Zhang Yuze felt a surge of annoyance. He wanted to hang up, but when he heard the specially set ringtone, his heart skipped a beat, and he knew it was a call from his leader. Zhang Yuze quickly answered the phone.

"Hello!" Zhang Yuze's face was all smiles, his voice extremely gentle, as if the other person was right in front of him.

At that moment, Lin Kunhong, Wang Kaijun, and Qiu Zhenhua were eating. Suddenly hearing Zhang Yuze's voice, they felt goosebumps rise all over their bodies. The three of them changed color and exchanged glances.

"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!" The white rice sprayed out of their mouths in unison, a true waste of the nation's food!

"Ugh! This meal was a waste! I'm going out for a bit." Wang Kaijun clutched his throat and rushed out, clearly going to throw up.

"Wait for me, me too. Let's throw up together. The boss is too disgusting." Lin Kunhong and Qiu Zhenhua said, also running out in a flustered manner.

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Of course, Zhang Yuze turned a blind eye to their strong protests, still being as sickeningly sweet as he could, regardless of how others felt. That voice would probably make anyone other than Zhang Yuze's girl want to vomit blood!

"Pig, stop sleeping! Get up and eat! You have five minutes to report downstairs. I'm waiting for you downstairs now. I'm starting the timer now, and you'll be responsible for the consequences if you're late." The call was, of course, from Liu Mengting. As if she knew he was sleeping in, she was now issuing him a final ultimatum.

"Yes!" After hanging up, Zhang Yuze immediately jumped out of bed and put on his clothes at the fastest speed of his life. How could he let his MM wait! That was a crime!

"Uh! Boss, aren't those pants you're wearing mine?" Wang Kaijun, who had finally managed to come back after throwing up with great difficulty, saw that Zhang Yuze was actually wearing the pants he had just taken back and put on his bedside, and he was speechless.

"I rely on! We're brothers, who's who! Your pants are my pants, and my pants are still my pants." Zhang Yuze looked as if it was only natural.

Wang Kaijun: "..."

After quickly washing up, Zhang Yuze rushed out.

As soon as he arrived outside the boys' dormitory, Zhang Yuze saw a MM wearing a pink headscarf and a gray wool coat, with a large lapel, a loose fit, and a blue belt. Inside, she wore a red turtleneck sweater. Just from her appearance, she was extremely cute, definitely a kill for men, women, young, and old. Even many extremely bored male compatriots were lying on the corridors of the boys' dormitory, peeking out, clearly attracted by this beautiful and cute kawaii girl.

"Darling, you're so cute. I only thought you were very beautiful before, but I didn't expect my Mengting to be so cute." Zhang Yuze stared deeply at Liu Mengting, and then couldn't help but exclaim.