The Secret to Picking Up Girls

“Sister Yali, your affairs are my affairs. If there's anything, just tell me! I will definitely do my best for you,” Zhang Yuze said, grinning as he looked at Sister Wang Yali. He patted his chest loudly, striking a pose that suggested he would go through fire and water without hesitation. Of course, only a beauty could enjoy this kind of treatment from Zhang Yuze.

As he spoke, Zhang Yuze looked at the Sister Wang Yali in front of him with a lecherous gaze. Although she was a counselor, she was only, at most, three years older than Zhang Yuze, making her about twenty years old. At Xiamen University, some counselors were hired from outside, but some were graduate students who stayed on. Of course, those who could stay were extremely outstanding students; otherwise, they wouldn't be qualified.

Sister Wang Yali was at the most mature stage of a girl's life, when her figure was most fully developed. No wonder Zhang Yuze had heard people say that men, no matter their age, mostly liked girls in their early twenties. Now it seemed very true. Like Sister Wang Yali now, her figure was developed so that the places that should be protruding were more protruding than others, and the places that should be concave were concave. In Zhang Yuze's opinion, Counselor Wang Yali was probably the most beautiful counselor in the school, except for Jiang Bingbing, the tutor from the Academy of Fine Arts. Counselors and teachers were two different concepts.

Zhang Yuze watched and thought, not even hearing what Wang Yali was saying to him for a moment.

“Yuze, what are you thinking about?” Wang Yali, seeing that Zhang Yuze didn't seem to react after she had spoken for a long time, couldn't help but feel a little surprised. She focused her gaze and looked carefully at Zhang Yuze, only to see that Zhang Yuze's eyes were now fixed on a certain part of her body with an extremely lecherous expression. This immediately made her a little dissatisfied.

“Uh!”

Zhang Yuze was brought back to his senses by Wang Yali's shout. He couldn't help but look at Wang Yali, who seemed a little angry, and scratched his head sheepishly, saying embarrassedly, “Sister, I'm sorry, I was distracted, haha! Tell me, what do you need my help with?”

“Hmph!” Wang Yali saw that Zhang Yuze could still be distracted while talking to her, obviously not listening to her words. But seeing him put on such a humble and attentive attitude, she couldn't bring herself to be angry anymore. She licked her fragrant tongue, considered her words, and said to Zhang Yuze, “Yuze, I… the toilet in my bathroom is clogged… Can you fix it for me?”

Zhang Yuze was stunned when he heard this. He raised his head, looked at Wang Yali, and asked in surprise, “Ni gong xia mi (What did you say)?”

“The toilet in my bathroom suddenly got clogged yesterday. I'm new here and don't know who to ask to fix it, but among the male students here, I seem to be more familiar with you. I just thought of it suddenly,” Wang Yali said, her face turning red, and she lowered her head a little, not daring to look Zhang Yuze in the eyes.

Uh! Let me fix the toilet? And the clogged kind? Zhang Yuze stared blankly at Sister Wang Yali, “I…”