The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Campus Belle's Appointment

Zhang Yuze slept until noon, feeling extremely refreshed. For Zhang Yuze, the greatest joy in life was sleeping until he woke up naturally and counting money until his hands cramped. Just as he got out of bed, Zhang Yuze suddenly heard his cell phone ringing. He picked it up and saw that it was Gu Yufei calling. Although Zhang Yuze felt a little puzzled as to why this MM (pretty girl) would be calling him, he still answered it.

“Hello!” A very pleasant and melodious voice came from the other end of the phone.

Zhang Yuze felt his body go weak upon hearing it. Zhang Yuze had to admit that the voice of a beautiful woman, even without deliberate affectation, had a great allure for ordinary people.

Zhang Yuze calmed himself down and then asked very suspiciously, "Beautiful lady, what's up?"

“I want you to accompany me shopping. Three o'clock this afternoon, wait for me at the entrance of Kowloon Park. You are not allowed to refuse, and you are not allowed to be late.” With that, Gu Yufei hung up the phone.

Zhang Yuze listened blankly to the "beep! beep!" busy tone of the phone, feeling extremely depressed. Now Zhang Yuze finally understood why some people said that being unreasonable was a woman's patent, especially for beautiful women. Thinking that Miss Sister (Gu Yufei) was still at work and he had nothing to do, Zhang Yuze didn't refuse. After all, Gu Yufei was a beautiful woman. If she wanted to take advantage of him, Zhang Yuze could just bear with it.

Zhang Yuze originally wanted to drive his Mercedes-Benz, but in the past few days, Chen Jialong had commandeered his car to take his girlfriend, Chen Ru, to various scenic spots in Southern Fujian. Helplessly, Zhang Yuze had to take the bus. Seeing that there was a bus going to Kowloon, Zhang Yuze got on. There were exactly two seats in the last row. Zhang Yuze sat down, wondering if a MM would sit next to him. Every time Zhang Yuze took the bus, he would idly fantasize like this, and this time was no exception.

Sure enough, when the next stop arrived, the first one to get on was a young MM who looked pretty good. Zhang Yuze secretly rejoiced, thinking that his luck was not bad. But the next second, Zhang Yuze was dumbfounded. Just as that MM was about to walk towards him, a fat girl with considerable tonnage nimbly overtook the MM and charged towards Zhang Yuze.

Her aura was truly magnificent! Her weight truly made Zhang Yuze sweat! When the fat girl sat down, Zhang Yuze distinctly felt a slight earthquake in the back of the bus. Zhang Yuze was dumbfounded, swallowing hard. The fat girl even gave Zhang Yuze a flirtatious wink, the charm of which left Zhang Yuze speechless as he turned his head to look out the window, almost bursting into tears.

Two more stops and Kowloon Park would be there. Zhang Yuze couldn't wait to stand up before the bus stopped, and then quickly got off the bus. If he continued to sit there, Zhang Yuze didn't know if he could withstand the pressure of that fat MM.

However, when Zhang Yuze was waiting there, he didn't see anyone. Needless to say, she wouldn't allow Zhang Yuze to be late, but she herself was late.