The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Hearing this, Zhang Yuze curiously moved closer to Wu Xin Yu, sniffed, shook his head, and pretended to be very puzzled as he said to Wu Xin Yu, "That's impossible! I think it smells pretty good? How could it be smelly?"

Although Zhang Yuze said this, he was telling the truth, because Wu Xin Yu's body, perhaps because of sweating so much, had its usual faint fragrance become even more intense at this moment.

"Hmph, pervert, I said it's smelly, so it is. I don't care, you have to help me think of a way!" Wu Xin Yu grabbed Zhang Yuze's arm, her tone slightly coquettish.

To be honest, Zhang Yuze really had a headache. Taking a bath is usually a very normal thing. But now, with a formidable enemy present, who knows if something unexpected might happen at this time. However, Zhang Yuze could also understand Wu Xin Yu's request. Clean girls would normally bathe several times a day, not just once. Besides, she really had sweated a lot today.

Looking at Wu Xin Yu pleading with him, Zhang Yuze suddenly remembered that on the way here, he seemed to have seen a small pool somewhere. The water quality was quite clear. Zhang Yuze thought that this should not be a problem. Thinking this, Zhang Yuze told Wu Xin Yu the news, making her happy. In her excitement, Wu Xin Yu gave Zhang Yuze a hard kiss. Looking slightly shy, she said to Zhang Yuze, "Consider this my reward to you."

Zhang Yuze helplessly touched the mark on his forehead, shook his head, and thought to himself: When will this crazy little girl ever grow up!

It is not known how the news spread, but when Wu Xin Yu was preparing to take a bath, Qin Zinan, Lan Ruo, Ling Wei, and several other girls all found out. They came to Zhang Yuze together, looking at him with somewhat resentful eyes.

Zhang Yuze knew what they meant, but he shook his head helplessly and said, "Well, if you want to take a bath, you can. But it's so unsafe around here. Aren't you afraid...?"

The meaning of Zhang Yuze's words was already very clear. The girls couldn't help but tighten their grip on his arm. They all thought to themselves: Taking a bath is a good thing, but what if someone saw us? That wouldn't be good.

Seeing the girls' changed expressions, Zhang Yuze secretly laughed triumphantly in his heart. He thought: This should be able to make you give up, right! But Zhang Yuze really underestimated the persistence of girls nowadays.

"We don't care, we want to take a bath. But you have to come with us and keep watch for us!" Wu Xin Yu put her hands on her hips, staring at Zhang Yuze with wide eyes. The meaning was already self-evident.

"Uh... I understand." Zhang Yuze was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly. There was no way, under the mighty power of this Miss Wu, Zhang Yuze could only temporarily submit. Who told her to have such an awesome father! If Boss Liu Yang knew that he had bullied his precious daughter, that would be terrible.

Seeing that Zhang Yuze finally agreed, Wu Xin Yu became very satisfied. She patted him on the shoulder and said with a grin, "Young man, perform well. If you do well, I'll give you candy!"

Zhang Yuze: "Uh..."

Zhang Yuze led the four girls to a secluded small pool. Perhaps because this place was close to the mountains, the water quality had not been polluted. The water here was very clear. If it weren't for the fact that it was night, it would probably be transparent enough to see the bottom. In Zhang Yuze's opinion, the water here was top-notch, even for making mineral water. It was definitely more than enough for the girls to bathe in.

"Yuze, you must keep a good lookout!" Wu Xin Yu's beautiful big eyes, even in the night, seemed very bright and even more moving.

Seeing that the beautiful Miss Wu had entrusted him with this glorious and arduous task, Zhang Yuze's expression gradually became solemn. Looking at Wu Xin Yu, he said solemnly, "Don't worry! Comrade Wu Xin Yu. As long as I, Zhang Yuze, am standing here, I will not let a single pervert pass by."

Seeming very satisfied with Zhang Yuze's guarantee, Wu Xin Yu patted Zhang Yuze on the shoulder and said sternly, "Also, you are not allowed to peek! If I find out you are not being honest, I will definitely dig out your eyes."

Zhang Yuze sweated and nodded quickly. He said to Wu Xin Yu, "Comrade Wu Xin Yu, don't worry! I am a well-known honest person in the Southern Min area. I won't do such a thing."

"Really?" Wu Xin Yu's voice dragged on, clearly showing that she was very suspicious.

Zhang Yuze quickly raised his right hand and said solemnly, "Absolutely truer than pearls! If I utter half a lie, may I be struck by lightning!"

Perhaps because even the heavens couldn't bear to see Zhang Yuze's oath, a bolt of lightning struck very impolitely at this moment, startling Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze touched his nose in frustration. Damn it, is my character really that bad?

At this time, Wu Xin Yu looked at Zhang Yuze with a smirk and asked very triumphantly, "How about it? Exposed, right? Even the heavens can't stand you!"

Zhang Yuze scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed. Suddenly, looking at Wu Xin Yu in front of him, he slapped his forehead, took out a bottle of shower gel and shampoo from the space of the Treasure Mirror, handed it to Wu Xin Yu, and said to her, "Xin Yu, you should use this."

Looking at the shower gel and shampoo in her hand, Wu Xin Yu was very happy and couldn't help but kiss Zhang Yuze's forehead again, saying, "That's great. You're so thoughtful."

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to take a bath." After Wu Xin Yu finished speaking, she turned and walked towards the pool.

Zhang Yuze touched his nose in frustration, looked at the dark sky, and gave a middle finger silently: "Damn it, that guy is cursing me, I'll be careful to greet his family!"

In a certain divine hall in the universe, a gray-clothed youth who was very handsome and somewhat demonic let out a laugh that was a hundred times more wretched than Liu Yang and Zhang Yuze combined.

The youth, with two fat girls who could be compared to sumo wrestlers on either side, said very proudly: "Hehe, the oath you made, kid, makes me feel too disgusting. A hundred times more disgusting than that guy Liu Yang. How can I not scare you today." Saying that, the gray-clothed youth touched the chins of the two fat girls beside him with a lewd smile and said: "'Beauties', you say so, right!"

"Yes! Lord Evil God, whatever you say goes." Saying that, the fat girl gave the Evil God a wink, stunning the Evil God instantly.

Another "beauty" pinched the Evil God's hand hard, opened her blood basin-like mouth, and asked the Evil God very impolitely: "Evil God, when you last visited our Chunxiang Courtyard, you seemed to owe 100,000 cosmic shields. I don't know when you will settle this account! Although we are providing door-to-door service this time, this time's account can be ignored for now, but what about the previous ones? You have to pay them back! Our 'Chunxiang Courtyard' is a small business, and we never extend credit. We have already made an exception for you..."

The Evil God couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed at this time. He cupped his hands to the two "beauties" beside him and said with a smile: "Beauties, this god is a little tight on funds recently, I will definitely pay it back next time..."

Zhang Yuze turned around and looked at the four neatly dressed girls behind him, their hair still a little damp. In an instant, his eyes lit up. The beauty of these four charming beauties, with their fresh and clean appearance, still shocked him a little in an instant.

Ling Wei's heroism, Qin Zinan's delicacy, Lan Ruo's coldness, and Wu Xin Yu's pitifulness were all very rare beauties, making Zhang Yuze a little dazed for a moment.

Zhang Yuze didn't know where he saw this sentence, saying that the moment when a girl is most attractive to a man is often when she comes out of the bath. At that time, Zhang Yuze didn't quite agree, but now it seems that it wasn't completely unreasonable.

No wonder he used to shower before going to nightclubs. Now it seems that this should also be one of the reasons.

"What's wrong? Haven't you seen us before?" Looking at Zhang Yuze's silly and dazed look, Wu Xin Yu's slender jade finger waved in front of his eyes, asking a little dissatisfied.