The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Looking at Zhang Yuzhe's fierce appearance, Lin Kunhong's breathing stagnated. He smiled obsequiously at him and said, "Boss... Boss, please don't misunderstand! It's not what you think. We just want to borrow a dance partner. Otherwise, it would be so embarrassing for us to be there without a beautiful dance partner. And you are our boss. If we lose face, wouldn't your face also be dull?"

Hearing this, Zhang Yuzhe's expression softened slightly. However, he still asked Lin Kunhong somewhat unhappily, "What's the benefit? If there's no benefit, your boss won't do it!"

When Lin Kunhong heard Zhang Yuzhe say this, he knew that there was definitely a chance. He smiled at him and said, "Boss, how about a week of laundry?"

Zhang Yuzhe grinned and said, "Including socks..."

Lin Kunhong frowned and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Boss, you don't have to be so ruthless, do you? Don't you know that the smell of your salty fish is unbearable? It's not much better than Lao Er's! Not to mention washing it, even smelling it can make people lose their appetite for three days!"

But Zhang Yuzhe said nonchalantly, "That's easy. You can wear a mask!"

Lin Kunhong: "..."

Zhang Yuzhe said triumphantly, "This is a prerequisite. If not, then forget it."

Although Lin Kunhong knew that Zhang Yuzhe was taking advantage of the situation and making exorbitant demands, it was nothing compared to a man's face. He thought of the beauties around Zhang Yuzhe, who were all famous figures on the school's beauty榜. Although they were all the boss's, it would be incredibly honorable to dance with them.

"Okay, Boss, one week it is, but the boss must also help us well. The sisters-in-law are all top-quality beauties. If they are willing to dance with us brothers, it will give us a lot of face," Lin Kunhong said with a grin.

Zhang Yuzhe was in a great mood when he thought that his laundry for a week was settled. He became very generous and waved his hand, saying nonchalantly, "Don't worry, your boss won't treat you badly."

When Wang Kaijun, Qiu Zhenhua, and the others returned from outside, they were very excited to hear Lin Kunhong say that Zhang Yuzhe was going to help them borrow dance partners. In particular, Wang Kaijun sighed greatly and said, "Boss, do you know that we just went out to find connections to borrow beauties as dance partners, but as soon as my friend told his female classmate our names, she immediately refused."

Zhang Yuzhe shook his head and sighed to Wang Kaijun and Qiu Zhenhua, "It seems that your reputation precedes you! As soon as people hear your names, they refuse."

Wang Kaijun and Qiu Zhenhua originally lowered their heads, dejected. Suddenly, they raised their heads and said to Zhang Yuzhe with a grin, "Boss, although that's the case, if you, Boss, can lend us dance partners, it will definitely be much better than us finding them ourselves. We can also show off and have more face!"

Zhang Yuzhe admired these guys' spirit of self-consolation.

However, it was nothing to borrow a dance partner for his brothers. After all, even if they became husband and wife, it was nothing to dance with someone else. Of course, the premise was that he knew the person. Otherwise, misunderstandings would arise. Zhang Yuzhe was still very generous in this regard.

After thinking about it, Zhang Yuzhe decided to call a few MMs who hadn't had a relationship with him yet. This way, not only would Zhang Yuzhe not feel weird, but his brothers would also feel more relaxed. After all, girls who haven't had a relationship with him generally don't have much gossip with him at school. This way, they wouldn't have any pressure. Otherwise, it wouldn't be good to be pointed at at the dance party.

Next, Zhang Yuzhe made a phone call to Sun Jiayi and Wu Xinyu.

These two MMs were very surprised that Zhang Yuzhe would suddenly call them. However, when Zhang Yuzhe told them his request, they immediately scolded him. But later, under Zhang Yuzhe's silver tongue, they finally reluctantly agreed. They both said that they would make him look good when they came.

After Zhang Yuzhe hung up the phone, he said very sadly to the three brothers who were nervously watching him, "You see, your boss has gone to great lengths to find you a dance partner. You have to be considerate of your boss!"

These two dance partners were for Wang Kaijun and Qiu Zhenhua. Zhang Yuzhe didn't know who to look for for the remaining one. Suddenly, he thought of Xia Yan, the class monitor of his Class Two. It seemed that the class monitor danced ballroom dancing very well. And the class monitor's dancing was also very good. Finding her should be a good choice.

Speaking of which, this was the first time Zhang Yuzhe had called Xia Yan. Although Zhang Yuzhe had her phone number in his phone, Xia Yan called him more often.

Even Zhang Yuzhe himself felt that he would be very embarrassed to make this call. Sure enough, after he got through to the class monitor's phone, the class monitor was indeed very surprised.

"Oh, Mr. Zhang actually called me. This little girl is really flattered and uneasy!"

Zhang Yuzhe smiled sheepishly, knowing that the class monitor was blaming him. But he still shamelessly said what he wanted to say.

Sure enough, when Xia MM heard about Lin Kunhong, Wang Kaijun, Qiu Zhenhua, and the others, her expression suddenly became a little unsightly. She said to Zhang Yuzhe, "You actually came for this. Do you, the campus's four perverts, still need me?"

After Zhang Yuzhe hung up the phone, the three wolves next to him looked at him nervously and said, "Yuzhe, how is it?"

Zhang Yuzhe made a V sign and said to the three wolves with a smile, "Your boss personally took action. Is there any possibility of failure?"

The three wolves breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Zhang Yuzhe say this.

However, Zhang Yuzhe suddenly thought that the three wolves all had dance partners, so who should he go to find? Thinking that Wu Xueqing was also from the Academy of Arts. Although she studied piano, she should also be good at dancing. Therefore, Zhang Yuzhe called Wu Xueqing.

Wu Xueqing was also very happy to hear that Zhang Yuzhe wanted to invite her to dance. She smiled and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Okay, then it's settled. I'll prepare well tonight."

What girls call preparing, of course, is dressing up.

"OK, your boss has also found a dance partner," Zhang Yuzhe said with a smile.

The three wolves sighed and said, "Boss, I now know what it means to be more irritating than others. When we look for a dance partner, we are already jumping around. Boss, you have already settled several with a snap of your fingers. This level, we really can't reach!"

Although this flattery was a bit over the top, Zhang Yuzhe still liked to hear it. He grinned and said, "This is the difference between the boss and you. Otherwise, do you think anyone can be the boss?"

"That's... that's..." The wolves kept complimenting Zhang Yuzhe after hearing him say this.

... ...

The dance party in the evening started at eight o'clock. Those who could participate were some people who were well-known in the school. The three wolves in the dormitory could participate, also thanks to Zhang Yuzhe. The most famous of the campus's four perverts was still Zhang Yuzhe. Although Lin Kunhong, Qiu Zhenhua, and Wang Kaijun were not so conspicuous, they were also quite famous in the school by virtue of being in the same dormitory as Zhang Yuzhe.

Zhang Yuzhe said to the three wolves in the dormitory with some depression, "Damn it, do you think we are really that perverted? Why do people call the four of us in the dormitory the campus's four perverts? Are we really that perverted? I think this is simply a great insult to us!" Zhang Yuzhe said, quite indignant.

Lin Kunhong, Qiu Zhenhua, and Wang Kaijun looked very depressed. Lin Kunhong said to Zhang Yuzhe somewhat helplessly, "Boss, in fact, we were not originally four wolves. This is entirely because of you?"

"Because of me?" Zhang Yuzhe was even more puzzled. Pointing to himself, he said, "No way, did I, Zhang Yuzhe, commit any crimes? I don't seem to have done anything that is offensive to both God and man, right?"

Lin Kunhong grinned and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Boss, although you haven't done anything offensive to both God and man, you have taken away most of the beauties in the school, which makes the brothers in the school very angry. They can be said to be daring to be angry but not daring to speak! If they didn't know they couldn't beat you, they would have turned against you long ago. The most hateful thing is that you, Boss, are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. Even some that haven't been put into the pot... This makes the male compatriots in Xiamen University unable to survive."

Zhang Yuzhe: "..."

Zhang Yuzhe touched his nose and said very depressed, "Am I so hated?"

"Boss, don't you know? You almost completely took away the four beauties of last year's freshmen. This is really heartbreaking!" Qiu Zhenhua said to Zhang Yuzhe somewhat sourly.

Zhang Yuzhe thought about it, and it seemed so! Xue Binger, Wu Xueqing, Sun Jiayi, and Lin Yuxian all seemed to have been taken down by him. Even Sun MM, her relationship with him was still very ambiguous, and if he wanted to, she would be his at any time.

Of course, although Zhang Yuzhe was a little surprised by this, he didn't take it too seriously. It is mediocrity that is not envied! Zhang Yuzhe is not mediocre, of course he is envied.