The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Just as Zhang Yuzhe finished his seventh cigarette while squatting on the ground, a deafening roar suddenly erupted.

“Wu Xia, I love you, like a mouse loves rice…”

Hearing this, Zhang Yuzhe's face twitched. He looked at the boy as if he were an idiot. If this guy succeeds, I'll cut off my JJ and feed it to the dogs.

Listening to the extremely disgusting and vulgar confession, Zhang Yuzhe became somewhat bored. Suddenly, he noticed a young man squatting in the corner, looking very worried and seemingly depressed. Zhang Yuzhe couldn't help but feel curious and walked over to him, asking, "Brother, what's wrong? You seem very unhappy."

The young man saw Zhang Yuzhe, raised his head, scratched his hair, and said, "Brother, I'm really useless. It's been three years, and I like a girl. Although I'm often with her, and she seems happy with me, I just don't dare to confess. We're going to separate for internships tomorrow, but I still can't say it."

Zhang Yuzhe frowned, patted him on the shoulder, and asked seriously, "If you lose her, what will happen to you?"

The young man's expression froze. He thought carefully for a moment before saying, "I'll be in unbearable pain, maybe I'll die, because there's nothing in this world worth my attachment anymore."

Hearing this, Zhang Yuzhe smiled at him and said, "Since you're not even afraid of death, what else do you dare not do?"

The young man's eyes lit up. He nodded to Zhang Yuzhe and said, "Brother, your words have enlightened me. Since I'm not even afraid of death, what else in this world can frighten me! What is worth fearing? Thank you, brother."

As he spoke, the young man stood up, about to do something, but Zhang Yuzhe pulled him back. Zhang Yuzhe shook his head and asked him, "What do you want to do now?"

“I want to confess! Otherwise, there won’t be another chance.” The young man said to Zhang Yuzhe with a firm expression.

Zhang Yuzhe smiled and said to him, "There's no rush now. I just want to tell you that even confessing requires skill. If you go now, what will you say? I don't think you've prepared anything, right?"

Being reminded by Zhang Yuzhe, the young man was indeed stunned. Then, he hurriedly said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Brother, although you look younger than me, I think you seem very experienced. Can you help me? If I succeed, I will be eternally grateful to you."

Zhang Yuzhe nodded, a mysterious smile on his face, and then whispered something in his ear. The young man's face showed an extremely excited smile. He nodded from time to time.

The next moment, when the other boys on the field quieted down, it was this brother's turn to take the stage. He stood like a flagpole in the center of the field beneath the girls' dormitory, his face solemn and calm. A gentle breeze lightly brushed against the corners of his clothes.

An aura of solemnity emanated from him. Many wolf brothers with the same purpose on the sidelines noticed him, a hint of interest on their faces. They all gathered around, wanting to know what constructive things this male compatriot would say. Some even started to heckle.