The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Just as Zhang Yuze was feeling a bit puzzled, two girls, hand in hand, were about to pass by him when one of them accidentally noticed him. She seemed to recognize him and exclaimed, "Eh!" looking quite surprised. Then, the two girls, still holding hands, curiously approached Zhang Yuze.

Seeing the two girls walking towards him, Zhang Yuze couldn't help but straighten his posture, wearing a gentle smile, hoping to leave a good impression.

"Excuse me, are you the Zhang Yuze who's known as the number one pervert in the Accounting Department?" one of the girls, who looked very cute with bright, large eyes, sized him up with great curiosity.

Zhang Yuze's face instantly turned liver-colored. He couldn't help but tremble as he pointed at his face, asking dejectedly, "Have you ever seen such a handsome pervert?"

To his surprise, the girl seriously examined Zhang Yuze's face for a moment, then nodded with certainty, saying, "It seems like perverts nowadays look just like you!"

If there were a hole in front of him, Zhang Yuze would have loved to crawl into it. When did he become the spokesperson for perverts? This was too tragic.

"We're leaving now, Big Pervert," the two girls, seeing Zhang Yuze's embarrassed state, waved at him and giggled as they walked away, hand in hand.

"Am I that old? What 'big brother'? I'm only a freshman, are you kidding me?" Zhang Yuze watched the direction the two girls left in, feeling like he was about to break down. He had suffered several blows in one day. If the location wasn't inappropriate, Zhang Yuze would have already started spitting blood.

He looked at his watch and realized it had been almost half an hour. Why hadn't that little girl come down yet? Could she have fallen asleep? Thinking that he had never been to his girlfriend's dorm before, and it was daytime, Zhang Yuze wondered if he could go to Mengting's dorm to find her, to avoid standing outside so conspicuously.

Zhang Yuze walked up to the dormitory auntie, and just as he was about to say something, the auntie seemed to recognize him and fearfully clutched her chest, asking, "You… what do you want?"

Zhang Yuze: "…"

Crap, did they really think of him as a pervert? Zhang Yuze saw the auntie's reaction as if he were some kind of evil lecher, making Zhang Yuze feel more wronged than Dou E. Even if he were a pervert, this auntie was definitely the safe and harmless type! He wouldn't be so hungry that he would eat anything, would he? Zhang Yuze felt very depressed.

"Auntie! Can I go upstairs? I'm looking for Liu Mengting in room X X X," Zhang Yuze said with a smile, trying to be pleasant.

To his surprise, Zhang Yuze's smile looked like a fox greeting a hen in the auntie's eyes. The auntie firmly said to Zhang Yuze, "For the safety of the female students in the dormitory, you absolutely cannot go upstairs. If you insist on going up, I'll call the police."

"I…" Zhang Yuze was extremely speechless. When did he become such a dangerous person?