The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

Shrine, tea, dumplings.

Reimu: Hello! Does your newspaper office not provide food? Why do you still come here to mess with me?

Ji Haitangguo: (chewing) Don't be so stingy, this reporter has shown mercy to come to your poor shrine for an interview, at least let me accept it with a grateful heart.

Reimu: Ang? (takes out coins)

Ji Haitangguo: Wait wait wait! Just kidding! If the camera is damaged, the interview will not be able to continue! (Holding Reimu’s legs, she has already given up everything on her dignity.)

Reimu: Forget it, just hurry up if you want to ask anything.

Ji Haitangguo: Ahem, then, a question from everyone, when do you plan to marry Takeya-kun? (star eyes)

Reimu: Huh? marry? what are you saying? (stunned)

Ji Haitangguo: Don’t be shy, weren’t you all handing out dog food during the extra episode?

Reimu: You also said it was a side story, right? (angry from shame)

Ji Haitangguo: But there is no way to deny what happened! Or is it that Takeya-kun is going to give up and become a lolita control? (disdain)

Reimu: Huh, who knows. (Picks up the broom pretending not to care)

Ji Haitangguo: Okay, okay, let’s postpone this issue. Tsk, why are everyone avoiding talking about the most critical issue! (whispering through gritted teeth)

Reimu: The voice is so small, what are you talking about?

Ji Haitangguo: Nothing. Then the next question is, has the memory problem been solved?

Reimu: Memory? Ah, are you talking about the other two me?

Ji Haitanguo: Yes, I remember Miss Hakurei from the Age of Gods and Miss Reimu from the Heian Era. Their memories should have all been synchronized into your head.

Reimu: Seventy-seven or eighty-eight.

Ji Haitangguo: How do you feel?

Lingmeng: Nieyuan. It probably feels like this. No wonder the first time I see Wu, I have an urge to beat him up.

Ji Haitangguo: Yes, is this the rancid smell of childhood sweetheart love? It's really enviable, tui! (spit)

Reimu: I'll beat you up!

Ji Haitangguo: Well, but when you think about it carefully, you seem to have been giving Wu Yejun all kinds of troubles, have you ever thought about asking him for a reward?

Reimu: As long as he doesn't cause any more trouble for me. (Is this being arrogant?)

Ji Haitangguo: Does attracting bees and butterflies count as causing trouble?

Reimu: (raised the coin and smashed it on the opponent's head)

Ji Haitangguo: It hurts! Don't take it out on my head just because you're shy!

Reimu: It’s so annoying! If you have any questions, please ask!

Ji Haitangguo: That's really rude. Forget it, the last question. Although Takeya-kun entered reincarnation due to the agreement with Yakumo Murasaki and Yuuko, the opportunity is you. Find a way to change the fate of Hakurei Miko. He activates the Ritual of the Moon to return to the past.

Reimu: So? (Poker face)

Ji Haitangguo: (Shrugs) After that, he went to various places, did a lot of outrageous things, and ruined countless futures. Wow, it’s a complete devil’s script.

Reimu: It's just a different standpoint, Takeshi did nothing wrong.

Ji Haitangguo: Oh, do you think so? I thought you would definitely jump out and stop him at the last moment, and then use love and justice to influence him. (pretending to be exclamated)

Reimu: Where did that third-rate script come from? It simply doesn't work in reality.

Ji Haitangguo: That's right. Even if he turns into a devil, you will never leave him. Hey, it's really disgusting. Are men and women in love so unreasonable?

Reimu: (Pick up the Royal coin, launch the barrage)

Ji Haitangguo: Hey, hey! Don't be serious! Will die will die will die will die ah ah ah ah ah! (Escape)