The Skin Detective of the Star Detective

Chapter 51: Buddhist fishing method (1 more for collection!)

　　When Pi Xiu and Chen Chichi came out of the house, Huang Lei had already started a fire.

　　"Mr. Huang! Has my Buddha jumped over the wall started?" Chen Chichi ran over excitedly.

　　"I want you to be beautiful! The dry goods provided by the program team have only started to be distributed with water! You don't want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall at noon!" Huang Lei said.

　　"Also! Chichi, Xiao Xiuxiu, you two have to help break the corn today! Just Chichi, the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall you want to eat was exchanged for [-] corns!" He Jiong said.

　　"Break the corn? It doesn't exist! Did I order Buddha Jumping Over the Wall? Let Brother Chichi break the corn!" Pi Xiu, who was lying in the pavilion, threw the pot at Chen Chichi.

　　"I can't do it either! I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays, so I can't go too far!" Chen Chichi said.

　　"What are you ultraviolet?" He Jiong thought he had heard it wrong.

　　"He said he couldn't go too far~~" Huang Lei smiled helplessly.

　　"It's not far! It's there!" He Jiong said, pointing to the outside.

　　"The sun is too big! The ultraviolet rays are too strong!" Chen Chichi continued to shirk.

　　"It's okay! I'll protect you! Wear a hat or something!" He Jiong said.

　　"Ultraviolet allergy is like this, Mr. He! If you show a little bit of it, as long as one spot turns red, it will slowly biu~biu~biu~biu~biu~ allergy to the whole body! It will take about four hours! "Chen Chichi said, pointing to his little finger.

　　"Brother Chichi, you are allergic to ultraviolet rays, so how did you record the running man?" Pi Xiu said quietly.

　　(Chen Chichi: We agreed to do things together! Why do you want to expose me! (╯Д)╯︵┻━┻)

　　"Chichi..." He Jiong squinted at Chen Chichi.

　　"Hahaha~~ That...I really can't do it! People all over the country know that my waist is not good!" Chen Chichi explained again.

　　"Hey~! If you don't work, pay for such an expensive Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! Where's your conscience!?"

　　"We are all bear children! How can bear children work obediently?" Pixiu said with a smile.

　　"Xiao Xiuxiu, you've learned badly!" He Jiong pretended to be angry.

　　However, Pixiu remained unmoved.

　　It is absolutely impossible for him to do the tiring work of breaking corn.

　　Seeing that Pi Xiu and Chen Chichi were completely unmoved, He Jiong could only change his approach.

　　"Chichi~~ Xiao Xiuxiu~~ Do you really have the heart to watch me and Mr. Huang, two 'old men', break more than [-] corns? Maybe you have to go to the hospital to visit us..." He Jiong is pitiful said.

　　"Wait! Isn't it eight hundred? How come it's more than a thousand?" Pixiu asked strangely.

　　"We owed more than [-] corns before, and the director team said that if the [-] corns were returned today, the materials for Buddha Jumping Over the Wall would be given to us for free!" He Jiong explained.

　　"Mr. He, can't you take things and return the corn~~ Why do you have to break it yourself! How hot is the sun!" Chen Chichi also said.

　　"Cooked melon seeds, dried bamboo shoots, and fish can be exchanged for corn, but getting those is more trouble than breaking corn!" He Jiong said desperately.

　　"If you two kids don't work, I'll let Mr. Huang put a lot of salt in the Buddha Jumping Wall! Kill you both!" He Jiong said viciously.

　　"Hey! It's okay if you don't want to break the corn! If you come to cook, I'll break the corn!"

　　"I haven't left the stove ten meters since I entered this show! I just want to smoke less oil fumes! The previous episodes choked me to death!" Huang Lei, who was beating eggs, said suddenly.

　　Pixiu glanced at the stove where they were cooking, and it was appalling!

　　Just a few bricks and some mud and a mud stove.

　　When the fire rises, there is smoke all around.

　　It's a real sin to do this.

　　"Don't! Mr. Huang, we can't handle your 'kitchen'! Isn't that where you can exchange fish for corn~! Let's go fishing and exchange corn for you!" Pixiu sat up and said.

　　"Director! What about the fish and corn?" Pixiu asked.

　　"One kilogram of fish for two hundred corns!" said the director team.

　　"This business can be done! Ten kilograms of fish can pay off all the debts you owe!"

　　"Brother Chichi, let's go! Let's go fishing!" Pi Xiu directly pulled Chen He up.

　　When Pixiu first arrived, he turned the whole yard around and saw fishing rods and fishing net pockets in the utility room.

　　Picking up the tools and small bench, Pi Xiu directly pulled Chen Chichi and ran out.

　　"Hey... these two children... I just hope they can catch at least two catties of fish..." Huang Lei shook his head helplessly.

　　"I miss you too much! Xiao Xiuxiu has never fished at all! The two of them are lazy!" He Jiong said angrily.

　　"It's okay, Mr. He! I'll accompany you to break corn! Go early, and we will be able to break enough corn for [-]!" Dahua said.

　　"We Dahua are still sensible~!" He Jiong said with relief.

　　On the other side, Chen Chichi, who was dragged by Piscue to go fishing, kept complaining.

　　"Little Pi! Can't we rest in the gazebo? Why do we have to go out to fish! The sun is shining!" Chen Chichi kept complaining.

　　"Brother Chichi, are you stupid? Let's sit under the shade of a tree by the pond. Would it be worse than sitting in the gazebo?"

　　"The most important thing is that Teacher He and Teacher Huang won't be chatting in their ears, how comfortable it is!"

　　"As for fishing, we are Buddhist fishing methods. If we can't catch fish, it's just that our fate with fish hasn't arrived yet!" Pixiu said.

　　"Hahaha~~~ Buddhist fishing method, I like this method!!"

Chapter 52: Being sprayed (2 more for collection!)

　　"Hahaha~~ Buddhist fishing method~~"

　　"God TM can't catch fish because fate didn't come!"

　　"No wonder I can't catch every time I go fishing. It turns out that fate didn't come!"

　　"Upstairs, you're too skilled at that~~ Hahaha~~"

　　"In this way, I usually take the test of the Buddhist system when I take the test! It's just because I don't have a good relationship with this homework~~2333~~"

　　"Chen Duxiu~~!"

　　"The show of flowers~!"

　　"Your show, does your mother know?"

　　The pond is not very far from the mushroom house, about [-] meters away.

　　Pi Xiu and Chen Chichi came to the pond, found a shady place to sit down, and threw the hook directly into the fish pond.

　　And the two of them didn't even put a bit of fish food on their hooks. This was indeed like what Pixiu said, it was a Buddhist fishing method.

　　If there is really a fish caught, it is really fate.

　　Pixiu is okay, he has been sitting on a small stool while fishing.

　　And Chen Chichi, halfway through fishing, ran to the grass next to him and lay down.

　　After a while, the snoring sounded.

　　Pixiu didn't call him either. After all, he also knew that Chen Chichi didn't arrive until five in the morning, and was called up after an hour of sleep.

　　Let him rest for a while and take it slow, he will be able to do things better in the afternoon when he has the energy!

　　Two hours later, when it was noon, Pi Xiu called Chen Chichi up.

　　"Hmm...? How long have I slept?" Chen Chichi asked confused.

　　"Brother Chichi, are you a pig? Even if you can sleep, the snoring is still so loud! A few times the fish is about to be hooked and you have been scared away by your snoring!" Pixiu complained.

　　"Hahaha~~" Chen Chichi smiled awkwardly.

　　He only slept for an hour last night and was really tired.

　　"Okay, let's go back! Mr. Huang must have prepared lunch by now! Although there is no Buddha jumping over the wall at noon, it is still good to occasionally eat unmedicated vegetables in the countryside!" Pixiu said.

　　"Ha! Unmedicated organic vegetables are really expensive!"

　　Chatting and chatting, the two soon returned to the mushroom house.

　　As soon as he entered the yard, he saw corn cobs scattered on the ground.

　　Then Mr. He and Dahua were both paralyzed on the ground of the pavilion.

　　"Huh! Teacher He, Dahua, you broke so much corn? There must be hundreds of them!" Pixiu said loudly.

　　"It's only over three hundred...Xiao Xiuxiu...What do you say you have to break corn with us this afternoon... Otherwise, the more than [-] corns really won't be finished!" He Jiong said weakly.

　　Pixiu looked at the two people in the pavilion.

　　The clothes of the two of them were obviously wet. It was really hard for them to break down more than [-] corns on such a hot day.

　　However, breaking corn is impossible!It is impossible to break corn in this life!

　　The sun is so strong, not to mention sunburn. The leaves of corn are also very sharp. What should I do if I get cut?

　　"Mr. He, it is absolutely impossible to break the corn! But seeing how hard you are, I decided to go fishing to help you exchange some corn!" Pixiu said.

　　"Xiaopi! How many fish have you caught all morning? Do you have a pound?" Huang Lei who was beside the stove suddenly asked.

　　"Haha...that...the fish are not hungry in the morning, so they don't bite the hook! That's right...that's it!" Pixiu smiled awkwardly.

　　"Afternoon! You will definitely catch it in the afternoon! Don't you owe more than a thousand corns of corn, Mr. He? I will bring you back five thousand corns in the afternoon!" Pixiu assured.

　　Pixiu is not bragging, but he really thinks so!

　　In the morning, he was doing things according to the director's request, so he didn't even put any bait on his hook.

　　But when he came back to see He Jiong tired like a 'dog', Pixiu was still very sorry.

　　After all, that was his own uncle, and he was very kind to himself.

　　So Pixiu is going to spend a million fan energy in exchange for an intermediate fishing skill.

　　Although Pixiu doesn't know how powerful the intermediate fishing skills will be.

　　But in Pixiu's view, even if you can't catch sharks and whales, it's still very easy to catch freshwater fish weighing ten or twenty pounds.

　　After all, the intermediate chef skills, which are also intermediate skills, mastered things that the previous Pixiu did not dare to imagine.

　　"Five thousand corns! We'll be satisfied if you can catch one kilogram of fish for two hundred corns!" Huang Lei complained.

　　"Trust me! If I can't catch five thousand corns worth of fish before dinner, I'll eat the pot that you are cooking, Mr. Huang!" Pixiu assured.