"Is it so hard to make a show? You actually want to kill someone?"

Chapter 5: Soeasy! (For collection!)

  "I feel sorry for my family, Xiu Xiu, I was scared and stuck it on the wall!"

  "Gods want to kill people specially! That's NPCs, okay?"

  "The identification of the idiot is completed! This kind of IQ even came to participate in the show, and he lost his face!"

  "It's rough upstairs! If you don't want to look, don't look, no one is forcing you to look at my little brother!"

  Pixiu leaned against the wall and watched for a while, and found that the chest of the 'corpse' was still moving, and it moved very regularly.

  "It turned out to be an NPC! I thought I had to find a corpse for the show! Scared my father to death... this baby!"

  After speaking, Pixiu walked towards the 'corpse' lying on the sofa seat.

  I probed the corpse's nose with my hand, and sure enough, there was breathing, and the breathing was even.

  There was no wound on the neck of the 'corpse', just some blood.

  Sure enough, this is just an NPC!

  "Hey! Brother dei! You're so bad, you're acting so similar, you startle me!" Pixiu sat down beside the corpse.

  "..." Corpse.

  But the body still lay there motionless.

  "Brother dei! You ignore me like this, I'm very embarrassed!" Pixiu said, looking at the corpse.

  (Corpse OS: I'm afraid I'll scare you if I take care of you! ヽ(._)ノ)

  Yet the body remained motionless.

  (Corpse OS: MMP, let’s get started, it’s over so I can get paid!)

  "Yoha~! Look at my violent temper! I see how long you can hold on!" Pi Xiu was unconvinced and directly fought the corpse.

  After finishing speaking, Pixiu picked up the coffee beside him and drank the coffee while staring at the corpse.

  "There is still lipstick, I don't know which young lady drank it~"

  After taking a sip, Pixiu frowned.

  "The props team is too stingy! It's okay to use instant coffee, but it's still cold!"

  However, instead of putting down the coffee in his hand, he took another sip.

  Seeing this scene, the netizens' barrage exploded again.

  "God TM instant coffee! God TM coffee is cold!"

  "That's a clue on the scene! Hey! Can you not drink so casually!"

  "Do you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my [-] flower chant?"

  "This is a joke!"

  "The lipstick is mine! The lipstick is mine!"

  "My little brother is so handsome when he drinks coffee~~I envy the coffee cup in my little brother's hand~~"

  "Enough of the nympho upstairs~!"

  Minutes and seconds passed, and Pixiu had been confronting the corpse beside him.

  Finally, the director team couldn't stand it any longer.

  "You still have five minutes!!"

  The director's voice rang through the microphone in Pixiu's room.

  The sudden sound startled Pixiu again, and the coffee cup in his hand was frightened.

  Luckily, all the coffee inside had been drained by Pixiu, so no coffee was spilled.

  "Okay! You won! Can't be offended, can't be offended~~" Pixiu clenched his fists at the corpse, then bent over to pick up the coffee cup that had fallen on the ground.

  Just as Pixiu bent over to pick up the coffee cup, he suddenly noticed that there seemed to be something under the sofa.

  "Huh? A lighter?"

  (Turkey: What did I do wrong? o(╥﹏╥)o Why did you hit me?)

  Reached under the sofa and picked up the thing, it turned out to be a voice recorder!

  "Ouch~~ I seem to have found something incredible~~"

  "A voice recorder was found at the crime scene. In this case, the recorder must have recorded the situation at the time of the crime!"

  "Hahaha~~ I'm lucky~~"

  After laughing, Pixiu pressed the recorder's play button.

  Immediately afterwards, a recording sounded.

  "You have already received our money! When will you be able to terminate the contract with Mango!" A female voice came out.

  "Mango left me, he's worse than trash!" said the male voice.

  "I don't allow you to insult him!" the girl said angrily.

  click...

  brush……

  "E'ao..." The boy made a painful voice.

  Then came the sound of footsteps that were gradually receding.

  "Is the clue so obvious? Is it so obvious?"

  "Is the identity of the murderer and the deceased already obvious?"

  "The person who died was the manager of the artist Mango or something, and the murderer was a female fan of the artist Mango!"

  "This case has been solved!"

  "I'm such a genius! Hahaha~~" Pixiu burst out laughing.

  Seeing this, the director team couldn't stand it anymore.

  You haven't found the name of the murderer, the name of the deceased, the weapon or anything!

  And the case has been solved!

  Really TM.

  "You still have four minutes left!" the director team reminded again.

  Pixiu, who was still laughing, was once again taken aback by the sudden sound.

  "Hey hey hey~! Can the director team not be so surprised~! People's hearts are very weak~!" Pi Xiu couldn't help complaining.

  But after complaining, Pixiu knew that he couldn't continue playing like this.

  There are only four minutes left, and he has not confirmed the specific identities of the murderer and the victim!

  Putting the recorder on the sofa, Pixiu suddenly discovered that there was a mobile phone on the sofa chair he was sitting on just now.

  "Hehe, this must also be an important clue~~" Pixiu smiled and reached for the phone.

  As a result, just as his hand touched the phone, the room suddenly remembered He Jiong's gardenia blooming.

  "The gardenia blooms and blooms~~ Gardenia blooms and blooms~~"

  biu~~

  Pixiu directly threw the phone out.

  "Oh hey! Can your show crew not be so surprised~~!" Pixiu patted his chest and complained.

  And when Pixiu picked up the phone again, the music started again.

  Fortunately, Pixiu was already prepared, and although he was frightened again, the phone was not thrown out this time.

  "Really! Are you underestimating the IQ of our players from the director team? Do you need to prompt so many times for a mobile phone password~!"

  "There is a 'Zorro' in the corridor with a mobile phone in his right hand and a sword in his left, drawing a 'Z' at me!"

  "That Thinker poster on the wall, a string of dozing 'ZZZZ' on the thinker's head"

  "Another Superman on the wall also has a big 'Z' on his chest"

  "Now I put 'Gardenia Blossom' when I hold my phone! Isn't this just 'Z-shaped opening'~!" Pi Xiu complained in a series of attacks.

  After Pi Xiu pressed the power button of the phone, the Jiugongge password appeared on the phone screen.

  Pi Xiu took advantage of the situation and drew a 'Z' on the Jiugong grid, and the phone lock was immediately unlocked.

  "Soeasy!" Pixiu smiled contemptuously.

Chapter 6: Is this an insult to my fat tiger's IQ? (For collection!)

  "Mom! Is it so powerful? Did you know the meaning of the prompt from the beginning?"

  "What about the funny ratio? Why did you suddenly become a scholar??"

  "God TM 'Gardenia Blossom' is 'Z-shaped opening'! I only now know that the song played is actually a reminder!"

  "My little brother is not only handsome, but also so smart! No way... I can't breathe! I have to ask my little brother to give me artificial respiration!"

  "Miss upstairs, me! I! I can do artificial respiration! My skills are great!"

  "Humph! The shady story of Chi Guoguo! You must have read the script from the beginning!"

  "The spray upstairs is thick! Don't look if you don't want to!"

  "The Bullet Barrage has been blocked!"

  After Pixiu unlocked the phone, a chat log appeared on the phone.

  That is the chat record between artist Mango and fans.

  Mango said that the agent would not let him rest and that he wanted to terminate the contract, but the termination required a large amount of liquidated damages.

  Mango's fan sister Guo helped Mango crowdfunding.

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