The snake demon is so sexy, I can’t resist it!

The old man was very angry.

"Young man, I see your forehead is dark, I'm afraid you will have a blood disaster!"

"Old man, I see you have a dark cloud over your head, I'm afraid you will have a blood disaster!"

"Believe me, you will have a blood disaster!"

"You will have a blood disaster!"

"..."

On the street, I quarreled with an old Taoist priest with a big nose.

It's not for anything else, the main reason is that the colleagues are enemies.

I haven't found a job since I graduated from college. In order to make a living, I simply set up a night market stall and became a fortune teller.

Every time I go out to the stall, I will put on a little makeup, and when it's dark, I can make myself look more stable.

There is no way, the entry threshold of this industry is still quite high - I mean age.

I majored in psychology in college, which happened to be my major. The so-called fortune-telling is nothing more than observing words and expressions, and coaxing and scaring.

When I catch someone, I am surprised first, then sigh, and then hesitate to speak.

Once the other party starts talking, it is either a bloody disaster or dying soon, which arouses the other party's emotions.

Then I exaggerate and finally say I can help you.

As long as I can talk to this, the order is almost certain.

There are too many fools in this world, and there are not enough scammers.

Before I started this business, I ate steamed buns and pickles every day. After I started this business, I ate hot pot and barbecue every day.

Three hours at the night market, not to say that I make more money, at least it is better than going to work.

Occasionally, there will be a few new customers introduced by the deceived customers, which often gives me a strange sense of accomplishment.

But today, I met a colleague in the same field!

Next to where I usually set up my stall, an old Taoist priest with a big nose also set up a stall.

Although I said before that there are too many fools and not enough liars in this world, you can't fish in the blue ocean I have developed so blatantly!

This is not over yet. Seeing me set up my stall, the old Taoist priest with a big nose probably wanted to come over and fight with me with the idea of ​​reviewing his peers.

He said that I had a blood disaster, so the scene at the beginning happened.

Bang!

I punched the old Taoist priest with a punch on the nose, and blood immediately flowed out of him.

"I said you had a blood disaster, look, it's come true!"

"I %￥#%@!"

The old Taoist priest covered his nose, and there was a burst of bird sounds in his mouth, probably some words about young people not having martial ethics.

I was too lazy to pay attention, after all, I was better.

If reason can't convince, can't physics convince?

After driving away the old Taoist priest with a big nose, I started to search for prey on the street as usual.

The target customers of this business are preferably those who are old and have the word "rich" written on their faces.

Once cheated, oh no, once calculated, it is accurate.

Suddenly, a beautiful woman with a slim figure, at least 1.7 meters tall, with a charming face, and walking like she has no legs came into my sight.

Damn!

I swear, this is definitely the most coquettish woman I have ever seen in my life - leaving aside those teachers from the island country.

"Girl, I see that your forehead is black, I am afraid that there will be a blood disaster!"

Hearing what I said, the coquettish beauty didn't react, but the old Taoist priest with a big nose who was shrinking aside to stop bleeding became excited and shouted indistinctly: "He said all my words!"

I disdain it, whoever says it counts.

The coquettish beauty held a cup of oden in her hand, and she didn't eat it after hearing what I said, and laughed out loud, and I felt that the whole world was bright.

"Tell me, what kind of bloody disaster have I encountered?"

I kicked away the old Taoist priest who wanted to steal my business, pointed at the forehead of the coquettish beauty and said: "The three parts of the face are obscure, which is a sign of encountering villains. It is inevitable that you will suffer a little. As for what kind of disaster it is, I can't see it clearly."

The coquettish beauty's face changed, and she looked at me suspiciously with her extremely narrow eyes.

"Can't see clearly? Then why are you here to tell fortunes?"

"Looking is just one way of fortune-telling."

"Are there any other ways?"

"Touch! Touch bones!"

I said seriously: "Facial features are too affected by acquired factors and are often not accurate. But human bones are innate and not easy to change, so they are often more accurate!"

"Hehe!"

The coquettish beauty laughed immediately, her eyes were as charming as silk, "But I am a virgin, it's not good for you to touch me on the street, right?"

I got excited when I heard this, there is a play!

"That makes sense."

With a serious look on my face, I suggested: "There is a homestay next door, why don't you go there and let me take a good look at the girl, so you can take precautions."

"Okay.

! "

The flirtatious beauty glanced at the sign of Home Inn next to her, her eyes wandered, but she agreed immediately.

I was immediately refreshed!

The bone-touching method is my unique secret, and only young and beautiful people can perform it.

Okay, I just covet her body.

I tell fortunes for those aunties every day, and occasionally I am verbally or even physically harassed by them. Although it is all for work, I have had enough of it!

Now there is such a flirtatious customer for the first time in history. If I don’t seize the opportunity, I will be ashamed of my big brother who has been with me for more than 20 years!

I eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks every day, but my big brother hasn’t eaten meat for some time!

"Well! Can’t go! "

At this time, the old Taoist priest with a big nose was not giving up and came up to hug my legs.

Before I could perform the Foshan Shadowless Kick, the coquettish beauty just glanced at me with a smile, and the old Taoist priest with a big nose immediately shrank aside as if he was burned by fire.

Tsk!

An old man is innocent again, and he doesn't even dare to look at the beautiful woman. I'm afraid he is not a virgin!

I sneered in my heart.

When I was in college, I had an old driver roommate who told me a great truth.

The so-called growth is the process of constantly disenchanting the world.

I asked him what disenchantment meant, and he gave an example: For example, you don't dare to talk to beautiful girls now, but if you go to Tulip Park more often, Apartment, you dare to take off the beauty's pants.

Although I didn't understand, I was shocked.

But after he invited me to Tulip Apartment several times, he was no longer my roommate, but my godfather!

This truth is also engraved in my motto.

Without further ado, the flirtatious beauty and I walked into Home Inn one after the other. When checking in at the front desk, she forgot to bring her ID card.

But it doesn't matter. I told the front desk that we would not stay overnight and would leave after a rest.

The front desk looked at me as if I understood and asked us to go upstairs directly.

After entering the house, I snatched the oden from the flirtatious beauty's hand and put it down, saying seriously: "Girl, lie on the bed!"

The flirtatious beauty tapped my chest with her fingers and said charmingly: "Don't worry! Take a shower first, it will be clean when you eat it later. "

My blood immediately boiled. Is this woman so open? She didn't even pretend. I'm afraid she was as thirsty as me!

I went to the bathroom, took off all my clothes in no time, and started to shower.

While showering, I heard some hissing sounds, probably from the old air conditioner. I didn't pay attention to it.

When I finished showering and came out with a bath towel around me, the coquettish beauty was already lying in the quilt, with her clothes next to her.

My heart suddenly felt like it was on fire, but in line with professionalism, I still suppressed my excitement and said, "Girl, I'm going to touch your bones."