Yue Tianming had already prepared, and easily dodged this slap.
Yan Xiaoxiao was aggrieved and annoyed in her heart, and refused to let go of Yue Tianming, Yue Tianming had no choice but to grab her wrist and raise it high, so that she couldn't move.
However, Yan Xiaoxiao still kicked Yue Tianming with his legs reluctantly, he had to sandwich Yan Xiaoxiao's legs between his legs, Yan Xiaoxiao was finally honest this time, but the current posture of the two was a little ambiguous.
"You big pervert, you know how to bully me!Woo woo~~~"
Yan Xiaoxiao, who couldn't move his hands and feet, cried loudly.
"Okay, okay, it's endless, I can't apologize yet! I don't really want to take advantage of you, and I stopped before you took it off. "
You still dare to say!woo woo~~~"
"Don't struggle, this time it's really going to be gone."
Yue Tianming said a word, Yan Xiaoxiao really stopped crying, but the tears still fell down in a daze.
"Let me down!" Yue
Tianming let go, and then jumped out two meters away to prevent Yan Xiaoxiao from hitting someone again.
But Yan Xiaoxiao was not in the mood anymore, squatting on the ground, burying her head in her arms, and her body kept twitching.
"Actually, you should be glad that this snake is not poisonous, if it is really poisonous, I will suck it out for you, and it is useless. At most, it is to take my life again, but I can have a joint burial with you. Yue Tianming explained.
"Get out! Who wants to be buried with you!" This
shameless scum always thinks about taking advantage of me, it's too hateful!
But he can't beat him, and Yan Xiaoxiao's anger in his heart has no place to vent, so he has to take the ground to vent his anger.
Seeing that Yan Xiaoxiao calmed down a little, Yue Tianming smiled and took a few steps closer.
"I mainly want to teach you a lesson, when you encounter a snake in the wild, don't move fast, the snake will think you're provoking it. Try to hold it still, let it relax, and then slowly back away. Yue Tianming's kind explanation.
"You want to take care of me! You're deliberately taking advantage of me. Yan Xiaoxiao wiped her tears and snorted.
"In addition, I will give you another popular science, poisonous snakes are all fanged, and the wounds are usually very deep, but your wounds are so shallow, there is no snake venom at first glance. When I was a child, we used to fight snakes in the mountains and forests, and we all had experience. "
I don't listen! I don't listen!" Yan Xiaoxiao shook her head like a rattle.
Yue Tianming had already carefully observed the snake, and he didn't have poisonous fangs at all.
I just want to make a prank, and by the way, teach this woman a lesson, who made her not listen to persuasion, and she had to move.
If you are not obedient at all, how can you continue to live together in the future!
It is also a loss that there is no poison, if it is really a poisonous snake, the buddy is helpless.
But looking at it like this, Yan Xiaoxiao couldn't be coaxed for half a while.
Yue Tianming looked at his watch, and then looked at the sky, although the dark clouds covered the top, and he couldn't see the position of the sun, but the light was already very dark, indicating that it was almost dark.
"It's getting dark, so I'm walking around the neighborhood to see if I can find something to eat. Yue Tianming said kindly.
"If you want to take care of it, let me die here alone. Yan Xiaoxiao puffed up and twisted his head to the side.
"Okay, then you take care of your home, wait for me here, don't run away again, it's really a headache.
"Let's go, let's go, the farther the better! I don't want to see you!" Yue
Tianming sighed, found a larger bottle of the dead snake, stuffed it in, and put it on the ground.
This snake is the thickness of a thumb, more than half a meter long.
After a long while, Yan Xiaoxiao ignored Yue Tianming until she heard a few 'bangs'.
Yan Xiaoxiao didn't want to admit it, in fact, she was still very afraid of being alone, but she still pretended to say, "Aren't you leaving? Why are you coming back? Don't worry about me
!" "Bang bang!"
Yan Xiaoxiao was not so angry at this time, thinking about how reckless she was just now, and then she was bitten by a snake.
And this bad guy with a ruffian spirit still has a conscience and didn't leave himself alone.
Yan Xiaoxiao turned her head, and was about to give the other party a step down, but her eyes immediately widened, where was there still a trace of Yue Tianming.
The one making the 'bang' sound was the dead snake that was still twitching, hitting the bottle.
"Yue Tianming, Yue Tianming?"
shouted twice, but no one answered.
"Yue Tianming, you're really leaving!" Yan
Xiaoxiao began to panic, got up with a bone, and looked around.
"Yue ~ Tian ~ Ming ~ Woo woo ~ You have no conscience, you really left me behind.
"I'm not going to scold you a few words, as for being so careful, woo woo woo~
" "I... I... I can't do it if I don't scold you, where have you been
?" "I'm a girl, can't you let me do a little?"
her voice echoed in the cave, and her heart became even more frightened, and the crying became louder and louder.
This guy shouldn't have left himself behind, he doesn't have any responsibility as a man.
I thought that I would soon be starved to death and die of thirst, and that there was no one to collect the body, and my heart was even more sad.
Maybe I won't be able to survive tonight, and I will be eaten by wild beasts and poisonous snakes.
"Yue~Tian~Ming~ Come back, I won't scold you anymore, I won't beat you anymore. Yan Xiaoxiao cried a lot of tears and snot.
In fact, Yue Tianming didn't go far, he turned a corner in the woods next to the cave entrance, hid in the back, and listened quietly.
Women are really more troublesome than poisonous snakes, and if they don't give you a lesson, they really don't use dry food for hooligans.
Phew, buddy is not a hooligan, we are a good young man with a sense of justice.
Seeing that the fire in the cave was almost over, Yue Tianming made a small detour, walked out of the woods from a farther place, and pretended to come back from a distance.
"What's wrong with you? were bitten by a snake again?" Yue Tianming asked pretending to be concerned.
As soon as
Yan Xiaoxiao heard Yue Tianming's movements, she immediately rushed over, "I thought, I thought it was ......" 'thought' for a long time, Yan Xiaoxiao was not embarrassed to say that she was afraid, saying that she missed Yue Tianming.
"You put your heart in your stomach, I checked, there should be no poisonous snakes in this area. "
As for whether there are poisonous snakes, how can Yue Tianming know.
Anyway, I gave the other party a step down, after all, I have to get along in the future, it's always too stiff.
"I was just a little scared by this snake fluttering. Yan Xiaoxiao let go of her hand and said a little embarrassed.
"I'm afraid of a hammer, I'm dead, and this is our dinner. Yue Tianming said.
"Dinner?" As soon as she heard this word, Yan Xiaoxiao was almost scared and cried again
, "Eat it raw?" "Yes, there is no fire, you can only eat it raw." "
I... I can't take it. Yan Xiaoxiao's expression was almost like crying.
"Girl, it's getting dark now, and it's too late to find anything else. And we have walked this way, and we haven't even seen a coconut tree, so why don't you eat this?"
"Don't say it, I'm sick to my stomach." Didn't you look for something to eat? not at all?" Yan Xiaoxiao looked away from the bottle.
The snake's movements were getting weaker and weaker, but she always felt that the snake was still alive.
"I saw what seemed to be a tree in the woods, and I don't know what fruit it was. I didn't hear you call my name, and I came back in a hurry. Yue
Tianming really saw a fruit tree, but the light in the forest was too poor, and he didn't dare to go deeper.
"Then let's go pick it quickly, don't wait, it'll be dark for a while." Yan Xiaoxiao had long had no other ideas, and she had made up her mind that wherever Yue Tianming went, she would follow.
"That's it. Yue
Tianming didn't want to eat that dead snake, how disgusting!
He just wanted to show his manhood in front of Yan Xiaoxiao.
"Be careful with your step, there are a lot of sharp bushes here.
Yue Tianming walked in front, pulling a deep foot and a shallow foot with a smile.
The toss just now, the time was a little late, and the cloudy day was cloudy, and it was entering the woods again, which made it even darker.
It's a pity that he said it was too late again, Yan Xiaoxiao didn't dare to scream this time, but just cried and said, "It seems that he has been pierced." "
I'll take a look!" Yue Tianming's biggest fear now is injury, which is really called heaven and earth should not be called spiritual.
On the soles of Yan Xiaoxiao's feet, there were several obvious wooden thorns, which had been pierced into them.
"Bear with it!" Yue Tianming finished speaking, and continuously pulled out the wooden thorns.
One of them was at least a centimeter long, bringing out a lot of blood, and the painful Yan smiled and snorted.
"Didn't you say it earlier for Mao?" Yue Tianming asked.
Yan Xiaoxiao began to pout again, "I'm afraid that you will say that I am squeamish, and you will throw me down again..."
Yue Tianming squatted down and said.
Yan Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, but she still lay on his back very obediently.
In fact, as soon as she entered the woods, Yan Xiaoxiao was pricked, but she endured it and didn't say anything until Yue Tianming asked.
"Shouldn't we go inside to find the fruit picked?" Yan Xiaoxiao fell in Yue Tianming's ear, looking in the direction of the outward walk, very surprised.
"It's also a fart! Cleaning the wound quickly is the most important thing, I have to teach everything! It's really troublesome
!" "Oh!" Yan Xiaoxiao was scolded by Yue Tianming and lost his temper, but lying on his generous back, there was still an inexplicable sense of security.
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