The Story of a Man Who Is Reincarnated as the Shi*tiest Guy in a Doujin, but the Heroine Keeps on Co

Chapter 81

Three Bad Boys Make An Appearance

Translated by HamletJr
Edited by HamletJr

The cultural festival proved to be just as exciting as the sports festival. Each class from every grade presented a different exhibit, and although some of them were similar, they each had slight differences, so there was a sense of freshness to the festival. Among them was a cafe run by students in unusual costumes which was especially crowded, and the presence of handsome men and beautiful women there alone attracted an increasing number of people.

“Welcome home, Master.”

“You’re sooo cute, Shizuna-chan!!”

“You’re very endearing, Shizuna-chan.”

This was one scene from the lively cultural festival. The class Ryuichi and Shizuna were in was doing a butler and maid cafe, and Chisa and Satsuki could be seen with Shizuna, who was dressed in a maid’s uniform.

“Thank you very much, you two. ♪”

“…God, my heart just skipped a beat.”

“What destructive power she has.”

Shizuna’s mini-skirt showed off much of her dazzling legs, and her maid uniform showed her body lines well, highlighting her breasts roundness… These already made for a very lewd and wonderful sight, but Shizuna’s beautiful and cute smile made Chisa and Satsuki’s hearts melt even further. Her hair, which was usually straight, was now tied in twin-tails as well, which was quite a fresh look.

“If only Sakie-san were here to see this.”

“Yup. I heard she got called into work?”

“Something urgent came up…so unfortunately, she couldn’t make it.”

Yes, sadly Sakie wasn’t able to come to the festival today. This greatly disappointed Shizuna, but she also thought that one day, there would come a time when she would show this appearance to Sakie at home too.

Of course, when that time comes, I’ll have to call Ryuichi-kun over, too. ♪

Shizuna had the faith that Ryuichi would do it, even though he would probably make a begrudged face.

“Exhibits like these seem like they’d attract some dangerous customers though; will you be okay?”

“Yes, I think so. So far, there haven’t been any troublesome guests. There’s a teacher standing by too in anticipation of that.”

Inviting guests from outside was bound to carry some risks. There were certain people who would find fault with the female waiters and needlessly cause a huge fuss over it, which was a real problem. As Shizuna looked around at her classmates serving the guests with their trays clutched to their chests, Chisa giggled.

“Heehee, I’m sure the other girls here are cute too, but I think you have to be the most careful, okay, Shizuna-chan?”

“…Fufu, thank you.”

That was just how good looking Shizuna was. Well, from Shizuna’s point of view, Chisa and Satsuki were also frighteningly beautiful ladies and attracted the attention of their surroundings, including the students who were here now, so they also had to be careful.

…Well, it is Chisa-san we’re talking about here, so I guess there’s no point in worrying about it.

Chisa was a beautiful and sexy college student, but just as Shizuna suspected, it was useless to worry about her since she was a headstrong woman who even asserted herself against Ryuichi from time to time. Now, with two of Shizuna’s important friends here as customers, Ryuichi, who was probably wanted by both of them, was nowhere to be seen.

“Is Ryuichi-kun not here?”

“He’s on his break right now. I’m pretty sure he should be back any second now, though…”

Ryuichi was currently taking his break along with Makoto and Kaname. Just as Shizuna said, he should be back soon, so they didn’t need to worry since the two of them would be able to see him too.

“Fufu, that’s good to hear. ♪”

“Well, not that I’m saying otherwise for you, Shizuna-chan, but I can’t wait to see Ryuichi.”

Chisa and Satsuki put a strawberry parfait, one of the items served on the menu, in their mouths and tasted it. It was very well made, considering it was made by students.

“Shizuna, you can leave things here to me. Could you take care of the guests over there?”

“Okay.”

Shizuna had other things to do as well, but since her acquaintances were here, she had wavered over whether it would be right of her to prioritize those over them. Gratefully, she nodded her head and went over to handle a couple of customers. Then, time went by without any problems, and Shizuna and her friends were having a good time—when suddenly, the kind of troublesome guests that the girls had just been talking about appeared.

“Wowie~! Got a buncha cute girls here, don’t we!”

“Is that one a college girl? She looks hella hot.”

The two guys who approached loudly and proudly were a pair of flashy, flamboyant guys by the looks of it. The boys, likely around the same age as Shizuna and students from a different high school, leisurely approached Shizuna and her friends.

“If they’re maids, they’re probably going to service us, eh?”

“Wonder what kinda service they’re gonna give?”

“………”

Shizuna heaved a heavy sigh in her heart. They had just been having a blast and enjoying their time, and as if ruining that wasn’t enough, the boys’ behavior seemed to put a damper on the hard work everyone else in the class was doing. Perhaps having sensed trouble brewing, the girl in charge quickly moved to call the teacher and left the classroom.

“Hey, didn’t you read the rules before you entered? Pretty sure it says they wouldn’t do anything outside the realm of common sense, didn’t it?”

And of course, there was no way that the strong-willed Chisa would stay silent. One might think that she should not be reckless, since even though they were still high school students, they were nevertheless men, but Chisa had both the courage and guts to do so.

“Oh? Got a tough one here, eh?”

“But she’s totally my type. Whaddaya say, wanna head to a hotel with me after this?”

The boys did not seem to care about what they were doing at all, and were even inviting Chisa to a hotel, of all things.

“You look like you have a small dick among other things, so pass.”

“Pfft?!”

A woman who was sitting next to her, drinking her tea while keeping an eye on the situation spit her drink out at Chisa’s words. The boys, offended by her comment, changed their expressions a little and took a step toward Chisa.

“Oi, oi, aint’cha bein’ a bit rude?”

“So that’s how you want to play. Now you’ve done—”

Just as his hand was about to reach Chisa, the voice that Shizuna and the others had been waiting for with all their hearts was heard from the entrance of the classroom.

“Dear customers, could you please not cause a ruckus?”

“…Ah.”

All those present in the classroom stopped moving. The owner of this powerful voice, Ryuichi, entered with Makoto and Kaname in tow. All three had their hair swept back and were fitted in their butler uniforms, but their expressions were very stern, partly because they had been delinquents until a little while ago.

“Urk…”

“…The hell is up with these guys?”

The appearance of these three yakuza-like men looked just like the appearance of the main character and his comrades in a manga. Ryuichi, standing in the center of the group, moved his hand to loosen his collar as if to say, “If you wanna have a go, come at me.”

“I get wanting to show off to pretty girls, but you should know your place.”

“If you still wanna get down and physical, we’ll be your opponents.”

The whole class was completely engulfed in the atmosphere created by the three of them. The two boys sensed that they had lost and quickly left the classroom, not even bothering to click their tongues.

“…Wooo!”

“That was so cool!”

That very instant, a chorus of applause erupted, as in praise of the three.

“I got the teacher… Huh?”

“…Missed my turn, huh?”

Unfortunately, the teacher who’d arrived late wouldn’t get to make an appearance this time. By no means were they intimated by the boys, but Shizuna smiled in relief and even Satsuki had hearts in her eyes.

“…You were very cool.”

“Satsuki? I don’t think you should get all enthralled here.”

Satsuki’s face turned completely feminine at the sight of Ryuichi’s rare side, and even Chisa was blushing as she gave her warning to Satsuki.

“…You were cool.”

“Thanks.”

Ryuichi chuckled at the good impression he made on the two. So, at long last, Ryuichi in his butler outfit was side by side with Shizuna in her maid outfit.

“Do you wanna take a pic with us too, Chisa, Satsuki?”

“I do!”

“I want a pic!!”

“R-Right…”

“What excitement…”

Ryuichi asked a classmate to be the photographer, and Ryuichi and Shizuna lined up with Chisa and Satsuki in between them. All four of them had their pictures taken with their respective smartphones, and thus another new memory was formed.

“Oh, I know! Give me a stimulating line, please!”

“Satsuki, how far entranced are you…”

“A stimulating line, you say…”

Then, Ryuichi, seemingly having come up with something, whispered in Satsuki’s ear.

“Young miss, what say you I ravage you senseless?”

“Ah… Fuwaa. ♪”

Her whole body shivered, and she immediately slumped to the floor. Ryuichi slightly regretted it, wondering if he’d gone too far.

“Satsuki? Did you get wet?”

“I did.”

With a thumbs up, Satsuki replied to Chisa. Incidentally, Shizuna, who was watching what had just happened, was also slightly stimulated and now begged him to say that line to her too.