The Strong Who Came Out of the Mental Hospital

The senior director held a thermos and said, "Dean, was that the common sense theorist you mentioned earlier?"

"I have no other meaning, but based on my many years of experience, I feel that his mental state may be a bit problematic. Do I need to give him a test to see how he is doing?"

Dean Hao patted the shoulder of the senior director and said, "Your vision has always been good."

The senior director humbly said: "This is all taught by the dean."

Look!

Quietly, he slapped a flattery, which not only won praise from the dean, but also made the dean feel beautiful. The art of speaking is an important knowledge point for many young people to learn for a lifetime.

Dean Hao nodded in satisfaction.

The Qingshan Mental Hospital is very good. The patients are very cute. The nurses and doctors are very good at talking. He likes it better.

come back to the office.

Dean Hao dialed the phone.

He was calling Principal Chen Xiang and wanted to talk to him.

The phone was connected and the other party was very enthusiastic.

"Dean Hao, do you feel good? Let me tell you that Chen Xiang is one of the best in our college's general knowledge theory courses. Although he is not very experienced, his theoretical knowledge is still very good."

"I feel that our school can cooperate with Qingshan to provide a steady stream of talents for Qingshan. This is also my mind to increase the graduate employment rate of students."

This principal Qin is a very thoughtful person.

He has sent many talents to all walks of life.

The major of common sense theory is the course he invented, and it can be regarded as an additional course in the school. In the future, if any student can be famous internationally, then his founder will also be famous.

"Dean Hao, did you listen to me? Do you have any thoughts about this student? If you train it well, you will definitely become a national leader."

Dean Hao said: "I don’t know if you don’t need to do it, but what I know is that he has entered the hospital, brother Qin, don’t blame the brother for not reminding you, you should withdraw your major quickly. What are you teaching? The stuff is completely misleading."

"What do you mean?"

"Literally, when I enter the hospital, I won't tell you the cost of the medicine. The cost of the medicine is counted as Qingshan. I used to be puzzled. If the house price rises, why should this cemetery also rise? understood."

"Why does the cemetery increase in price?"

Dean Hao just wanted to continue to have a good chat with President Qin, but suddenly he was a little confused by what he said.

The dean did talk to you about housing prices and the cemetery.

But don't ask anything else, just ask the reason for the price increase of the cemetery. I have a bit of a jump in thinking, and I want to give you a good evaluation.

"Brother Qin, what's your situation? Did I tell you about the increase in the price of the cemetery?"

"Dean Hao, isn't that what you just said, housing prices have risen, why the cemetery has also risen in price? I didn't know why I asked you."

"Okay, I have a chance to come to Qingshan, I want to have a good chat with you."

"Thank you for the invitation. I will definitely go if I have the opportunity. But you haven't said the reason for the price increase of the cemetery. Tell me, I am relatively lack of knowledge in this area."

hang up the phone.

Dean Hao lay on the leather sofa, looked at the ceiling, and silently lit a cigarette.

Slightly haggard.

In a psychiatric hospital, people outside seem to be a little abnormal, and those who are said to be abnormal are the most normal.

Dean Hao took a breath in silence.

strange!

How could there be such an idea.

Inside the ambulance.

"Doctor, I am also a doctor, but I teach common sense theory class. Don't look at me as if I was injured, but it was just an accident. Believe it or not?"

Chen Xiang communicated with the doctor. He was not talking about tuberculosis, but it was said in the movie that he must talk all the time and must not fall asleep. Once he sleeps with his eyes closed, he is really gone.

"Letter," the doctor said.

Regardless of what the other party said, the doctor was willing to trust the mentally ill patient. Dean Hao personally admitted that the other party had a problem. If he drew up with the mentally ill patient, it would not be a brain problem.

"Doctor, why do I feel chilly, did you say that this knife cut my cecum?" Chen Xiang asked.

"Normal." The doctor said with a smile.

Doctors are always cold.

But when facing mental patients, they will always show the most friendly and warm smile.

Don't ask why it is so friendly.

The question is the higher professionalism.

Chen Xiang always feels strange.

"Doctor, how do I feel that you are treating me as mentally ill?"

He spoke out his thoughts.

At first he didn't feel it, but then he found that the doctors and nurses looked at him in their eyes, as if they were saying that this is a mentally ill patient. Give me respect and don't mess around.

They looked at Chen Xiang, the meaning in their eyes seemed very clear, aren't you a mentally ill person?

of course.

Although they are not Qingshan psychiatrists, they have been in deep contact with the two over the years and have learned a lot of weird knowledge.

"Haha, how is it possible? How could you be mentally ill. You lie down obediently and go to the hospital soon. You can rest assured that the doctors in our hospital are all very experienced. Just your little injury, absolutely There is no danger." The doctor soothed.

Chen Xiang felt more and more that the other party regarded him as a psychopath.

"I'm not really mentally ill." He wanted to prove that he was not a patient.

"We know." The doctor said to the nurse.

"You don't know." Chen Xiang said.

"Yes, yes, we don't know, we don't know anything." The doctor hurriedly said.

He felt that this patient was a bit difficult to deal with. If it was Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang, they would generally lie there motionless and look at you with a smile after they admit that you are not mentally ill.

But now this patient is a little troublesome.

Obviously have followed your meaning.

Why are you so disobedient?

Hey!

Sure enough, there is still a big difference between mental patients and patients, just like the comparison between obedient children and disobedient children.

Chen Xiang felt that they were perfunctory.

"I'm not mentally ill, why can't you believe me? I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor who just graduated from the theory of common sense." Chen Xiang said excitedly.

Because it was too excited.

The wound opened and blood was flowing.

"Don't get excited, it's not good for the wound," the doctor said hurriedly.

"I'm really not a mentally ill person." Chen Xiang felt that he had received the greatest insult in his life, and he would be regarded as a mental illness by others. What a **** thing.

"Quick sedative." The doctor couldn't suppress this scene, and the nurse on the side had eyes and hands, so he shot it straight down.

None of them are professionals.

For them, the mentally ill are a great challenge, and they didn't expect the patient to be so hot this time.

Fortunately, they are well prepared.

As long as you come to the Castle Peak Mental Hospital, you must have a tranquilizer.

Dare to go crazy.

One stitch will make you behave.

Inside 666 ward.

Lin Fan and Lao Zhang lived happily. They drank Sprite and Coke and hid the gas stove in the cabinet.

"Lao Zhang, give me two needles, I recently found something running around in my body." Lin Fan said.

"Okay."

Lao Zhang looked outside and found that there was no bad person before taking out the big baby in front of Lin Fan.

Holding the silver needle in his hand, he looked carefully.

A needle fell.

A silver needle stuck on Lin Fan's head.

"How do you feel?"

"No, you can go deeper, I like it deeper."

"Ok, is it deep now?"

"can."

Lao Zhang held the silver needle and pushed the silver needle that had been pierced into his head. He kept observing Lin Fan's expression. When he found that there was no expression, he was very curious.

Isn't it because I didn't stick well enough?

"Do you feel it?" Lao Zhang asked.

"It's kind of," Lin Fan said.

Lao Zhang nodded in satisfaction, and then slowly performed acupuncture on Lin Fan. Only Lin Fan believed in his acupuncture ability. No one else believed him, so only Lin Fan was the best.

And he also believed that Lin Fan could cultivate.

No one believes it, and only he believes it.

One after another silver needles fell on Lin Fan's head, swiftly, without any hesitation, pinching the needles to find the position, and dropping the needles one by one, with great skill.

In the corridor.

Li Ang is in a very good mood. He was praised by the dean just now, saying that he is a responsible caregiver who is very responsible. This month's salary will be increased by 100.

He thought, he could use the hundred dollars to charge the goddess.

He recently licked a goddess.

The goddess has been talking in the circle of friends so fast, and it is about to stop.

Whenever I see this circle of friends.

He will silently recharge the goddess 100 yuan in credit, and then go to the goddess circle of friends to like, the meaning is very clear, goddess, have you seen the credit I charged you?

He won't say it directly.

Instead, I want the goddess to slowly find out. When one day I find that the person who has been silently charging him up is me, I will definitely be touched, not to mention personally agreeing, at least it is no problem to have a meal.

Thinking of the bright future, he couldn't help smiling.

another beautiful day.

In front is Ward 666.

He was very curious.

"What are the two patients doing?"

I don't know if I was frightened by that Chen Xiang.

Come to the door.

He took a deep breath, summoned his courage, and actively opened the door. This was the first time he actively communicated with a mentally ill patient.