The Strongest Male God System

Chapter 142 You Are Beaten By A Monkey

After a short break, the brigade continued on.

The sultry jungle is also a wonderful jungle, with various small animals jumping out from time to time.

"Haw!" Accompanied by a sharp cry, a few monkeys leaped to the branch near the camera crew and looked at the group of intruders curiously.

Real wild animals have never experienced human poisoning, and they don't know what fear is.

The photographers immediately switched their lenses and took pictures of these funny monkeys.

"I have never been to a subtropical jungle before to do a show. Now it looks like a mistake. I should come early!" Tan Sen smiled.

"Brother Sen, you still make a wise decision, it's not too late now!" Zhao Mingkun flattered.

Tan Sen smiled slightly, noncommittal.

He had long been immune to such low-level flattery.

"What kind of monkey is this?" Hua Yaofei asked.

Zhao Mingkun smiled and said, "Just ask if it's OK!"

"Then ask!" Consort Hua Yao rolled her eyes.

"This kind of monkey is called the red colobus!" Zhou Yang replied from the side, "it is a subtropical specialty!"

Then, Zhou Yang recounted the general situation of the red colobus like a few treasures.

"Wow, Zhou Yang, you are amazing!" Consort Hua Yao gave a thumbs up.

Zhou Yang humbled a few words.

The knowledge of jungle animals and plants is included in the skill pack issued by the system, which is nothing at all.

"I guess I just searched it with my mobile phone?" Zhao Mingkun said in a panic.

Zhou Yang shook the phone that had been searching for the Internet and said, "I want to, but the signal is not allowed!"

Tan Sen smiled and said: "Now I officially announce that we are decoupled from the civilized world!"

Everyone laughed.

Modern people, without a mobile phone, are like islands.

"Zhou Yang, can I play with this monkey?" Concubine Hua Yao was very playful, especially when she looked at a little red colobus that was just born and clung to her mother's queen, she felt very cute.

"Concubine, this is a wild monkey, it will hurt people!" Zhao Mingkun said with a sullen face.

"It's so...what a pity!" Hua Yaofei looked at the little monkey reluctantly, "I wanted to take pictures with the little monkey!"

"It's not impossible to play with monkeys!" Zhou Yang pondered for a few seconds, "I will communicate with the little monkey's parents!"

"Huh?" Concubine Hua Yao's eyes widened, and she looked at Zhou Yang inquiringly.

Zhou Yang walked a few steps forward, about ten meters away from the monkey, pinched his chin, and made a "chirp" sound.

Several monkeys immediately felt that looking at Zhou Yang, the largest male monkey raised his tail and "chirped" twice.

"There's a show, come, give me some fruit, preferably a banana!" Zhou Yang remained silent, gesturing towards Concubine Hua Yao with the back of his hand.

Concubine Hua Yao immediately took out two bananas from her bag and stuffed them into Zhou Yang's hands.

Zhou Yang chirped, 　 moved a few steps forward and threw the banana out.

As soon as the monkey stood up, he grabbed the banana, peeled the skin and opened his mouth to eat.

Zhou Yang continued to "chirp", and finally, the little monkey jumped off his mother, stared at the other banana in Zhou Yang's hand and moved slowly.

Zhou Yang squatted down with a smile, touched the little monkey, handed him the banana, and then motioned to Concubine Hua Yao to come and look for the camera.

Concubine Hua Yao, like a child who found a cute toy, tiptoed over to the little monkey and placed a scissors hand.

The cameramen kept this scene forever.

The monkey didn't seem to have enough bananas. After eating, he still stared at Zhou Yang.

"Hey, Zhou Yang　 look at that female monkey... his **** is so red and swollen!" Hua Yaofei smiled covering her mouth.

Zhou Yang frowned slightly and said, "Ms. Hua, you have a wrong understanding of the parts of the red colobus. It is not a monkey butt..."

"What's that?" Consort Hua Yao blinked, looking like a ignorant girl.

"That's behind the scenes. The redness and swelling prove that she is now eligible for mating. What do you say is that part?" Zhou Yang was helpless and decided not to elaborate.

This is tantamount to clarification.

Concubine Hua Yao flushed with shame.

Concubine Hua Yao said excitedly: "Zhou Yang, you know so much, you can even communicate with monkeys."

Zhou Yang laughed: "This is not surprising, after all, I am also a monkey!"

"Moreover, the way of communication of the red colobus is relatively simple, that is, to express friendship through chirping!" Zhou Yang turned into a popular science scholar.

"Haw!"

A female monkey jumped down from the tree and screamed and slowly approached the crowd.

Zhao Mingkun walked to the front of the crowd with quick eyes and hands.

"Talk to monkeys, and I will too!" Zhao Mingkun smiled.

Anyway, Zhou Yang can't be allowed to grab the limelight anymore, he can't get through if this continues.

"Haw!" Zhao Mingkun screamed at the female monkey, then knelt down and clapped his hands, trying to let the monkey come over.

The cameraman next to him immediately gathered around.

Zhao Mingkun was extremely proud.

Robber? I haven't been afraid of anyone.

"Don't follow me!" Zhou Yang stopped immediately, "It will irritate the monkey!"

Zhao Mingkun doesn't care about that set: "You don't need to bother!"

But the next moment, the whole body of the female monkey stood up, and she rushed to Zhao Mingkun with her chirp, and patted his face with her paw.

Zhao Mingkun exclaimed and turned around and ran away.

Several other monkeys who were still watching the excitement also jumped down from the tree and chased Zhao Mingkun.

Zhao Mingkun's roar came from the jungle.

After two minutes, Zhao Mingkun, who was in a mess and **** face, dragged his tired body out.

"Zhou Yang...you cheated me!" Zhao Mingkun roared.

Zhou Yang sighed and said, "I said you don't learn from me! You don't listen!"

"Why does the monkey not scratch you?" Zhao Mingkun was going crazy.

My image and temperament were all ruined.

"Because my cry is different from yours. I am two long and one short. How about you? Every one is the same long! My cry is to make friends with a monkey. Your cry is provocative. If the monkey does not beat you, you will stay At you?" Zhou Yang couldn't bear to look straight, "There are too many uncertain factors in the jungle, please don't be so impulsive?"

"Nonsense, impossible!" Zhao Mingkun stamped his feet with anger.

No way, Zhou Yang followed the photographer Xiaopang to rewind the video to Zhao Mingkun.

Sure enough, Zhou Yang and his voice were different.

"Okay...I admit it!" Zhao Mingkun gritted his teeth bitterly.

The members of the film crew exchanged glances quietly, resisting a smile.

Concubine Hua Yao approached Zhou Yang and whispered: "What you said just now is true?"

"Of course not!" Zhou Yang said confidently, "Where is a monkey so smart."

Concubine Hua Yao clutched her forehead, unexpectedly you were such Zhou Yang.

Zhou Yang always kept smiling.

The system gives me the ability to communicate with animals, what would I say?

"Then why does the monkey scratch Mingkun?"

"Maybe the male monkey thought he was going to grab the right to mate with the female monkey!" Zhou Yang shrugged.

Zhou Yang couldn't suppress the volume of these words, almost everyone heard it.

The members of the film crew suffocated their smiles and turned into red faces.

Looking at Zhao Mingkun again, his face was green.

Zhou Yang is ruthless!

But everyone accepted it in a flash.

Who told you Zhao Mingkun to target Zhou Yang everywhere?

Since you are thinking about getting involved, you must be prepared for it.

"Well, Zhou Yang, you wait for me!" Zhao Mingkun gritted his steel teeth.