The Strongest Omni Traveler

Cold night wind blows.

Tree leaves sways along their fragile small branches.​​

Grasses dances along, seemingly happy.

Flowers lets its sweet fragrant accompany the cold night wind.

Ah... How peaceful and lovely.

Damn. I didn't know I could think of such things as I die, funny.

Funny it is, for I, who had never seen the world as such could see, finally, see the beauty that was hidden but at the same time was never hidden before the moment before I close my eyes as life, my life, being cut off.

Don't grief, for I, who was never important to anyone.

Is what I thought.

Your tears are falling into my eyes!

Although I can't feel it, its blurring my sight from seeing the beautiful starry night sky!

I can't hear what you are saying.

But please.

Stop beating my c.h.e.s.t, you shithead!

I'm already dying, do you want to fasten my death?!

I shouldn't have saved your damned ass!

Unknowingly, I cares her face before my consciouness...

Damn.

...

Time.

What, who, when, where, how, why.

I thought I was dead.

But I didn't know why I was able to regain my consciouness.

I thought about it for a little while, I'm not sure how long though.

For all I could see was dots of lights around me.

I can move?

No.

No.

I can masturbate?

Do I even have a d.i.c.k?

From what I could tell is that I am now in a form of a ball.

A ball of little light.

But definitely not a light bulb!

Bored.

I kept thinking about all what I have done before I died.

Was I such a...

So... I just passed my time watching those damnable lights and thinking about things just to keep my mind, um... what do we call it again?

Right?

Meh.

I don't know how long I've been stuck here though.

I don't remember how many times I tried to replay my memories.

Specially my fantasies.

Oh.

Scratch that.

I'm on the verge of going insane here.

Damnit!

Ahhh!!!

Whoever is out there, help this little soul out of here!!!

Now.

How many times did I tried to shout that out?

Dunno.

Do you?

Brrrrrr!

Uh... Wha... What?!

What's happening?

Oh!

Ohh!

Ohhh!

I am moving!

Moving!

Moving towards that biggest light I see!

Huh?

Wait.

What's happening?

Is my body changing?

I, I, I can feel it!

My...

My...

My d.i.c.k is growing!

Oh!!!

I mean my body, limbs, and everything!

Wohoo!

Am I going to be transmigrated like those novels I read?

Would I get a Golden Finger?

Ah.

Ahh.

I can't wait!

And so... my consciouness once again got cut off.

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