The strongest reserve for the doomsday

Why our ancestors?

That's because the culprit of TMD scaring us half to death was an animal that looked a little bit like a monkey. But there is still a little difference with

the monkey, I think it is more like a mutated monster! But it is a bit weird to call him a monster, so here I will call him a monkey for the time being!

I saw that this monkey is now frightened, scurrying around in the hole, and what it is holding in its hand is the fat man's high-end mobile phone - Noaki 2600

Now the screen is still on, and it is estimated that the monkey pressed it hard just now.

Now this idea is clear: this

monkey probably saw us enter the cave, and then out of the cave, it came in out of curiosity, and then because of the things caused by the car forgot to lock, the monkey climbed in, and then pressed the phone, lit up, and then attracted the attention of the monkey, and then we came in.

The monkey was frightened, picked up his phone and ran to the depths of the cave to hide.

"Numb, it turned out that a monkey took my mobile phone, this is easy to do!" The

fat man picked up the AK and aimed at the golden monkey is a point shot.

"biubiubiu~"

But since the monkey is scurrying around in the hole now, the fat man's shot can't keep up with the monkey's nimble pace at all.

The fat man couldn't make a hit, and said to me

, "Why don't you just send him an RPG, and the mobile phone monkey will reimburse us together, and we'll be fine"

I was really laughed and cried by the fat man's death, and I hurriedly stopped:

"Don't mess around, fat man, this monkey is not a protected animal, remember not to harm this wild animal, otherwise we will both go to jail." Besides, using RPG here, you're not afraid that our equipment will be buried alive, let's use RPG if the two of us are buried alive, this place is now in disrepair, these pine supports are very not strong, if you blow up the RPG in this hole, the hole will collapse immediately

" "Oh, fortunately, it didn't work"

The fat man also felt scared for a while.

To be honest, now the fat man and I really can't do anything about this little monkey,

you hit it with a rifle, it runs faster than your rifle, and it can't fight, in case it's a protected animal, then the two of us have to go to jail. The fat man and I are not sharpshooters, and when the shot passes, it will be long gone, and if it is urgent, it will rush over and be run outside by it, which will be bad.

If you go over and catch it, it will be much more flexible than you, and if you can't catch it, you may not be able to catch it in one hand or take a bite.

Then you say, why do we have to fight a monkey?

Because if you don't care about it, that phone is a hidden danger. In case this place is exposed, in case the phone is taken away, then in turn, it will pose a very big threat to our base.

So this one really has to compete with this monkey.

"I guess it's not going to work, fatty, go to the car and get three grenades for me. "

Okay"

I took the 3 grenades, and the fat man thought I was going to blow them up, so he hurriedly lay down.

"What are you doing there

?" "Aren't you going to blow it up with a grenade?"

"I'll go" I didn't

bother to pay attention to him, but my use of this kind of grenade is probably the first time in history.

Monkey, what is the greatest nature? That is, curiosity, naughtyness

, and playfulness! Including our Monkey King, Sun Wukong is the same, the Great Sage is not curious, playful, naughty?

This also made me use the monkey's nature, telling him to put down his mobile phone by himself -

I picked up three grenades, learned the appearance of the acrobatic troupe, and threw them into the air in turn, then caught them, and then threw them up again, forming a ring.

This monkey had never seen such an interesting acrobatic stunt, and instantly fell silent, staring at my acrobatic performance.

I saw that the time was almost ripe, (in fact, I couldn't throw such a heavy ball for too long), so I caught the three balls, and threw them together towards the monkey.

Sure enough, the monkey immediately threw away the fat man's mobile phone and went up to get the three grenades.

So I didn't dare to delay, so I rushed over with an arrow and quickly snatched the fat man's mobile phone.

Then the monkey was also frightened by me, and immediately picked up the grenade and ran out.

This monkey is not in vain now.,Here he took 2 grenades.。。。 It's time to blow it well among their buddies.

But I guess the insurance on this grenade will be destroyed by this monkey or other monkeys sooner or later, eh, I'm really worried about the monkey. However, I also estimate that this monkey will find it boring after playing for a while, and there is a great possibility that it will be thrown away. After all, we also learned that the watermelon was lost and sesame seeds were picked, and the monkey went down the mountain. This kind of monkey is 3 minutes hot, and it won't be fun after a while.

"Dao Chief, where did you learn this acrobatics, 6

!" "Haha, there are more things in the brother's meeting, hey, take your mobile phone, lock this truck, and go home!"

"yes sir!".