The strongest reserve for the doomsday

The fat man looked at it and found that inside the pit was indeed an umbrella embroidered with silver flowers on the fan surface. But it looks like this umbrella is more like a parasol, because if it rains, the embroidery on the top will definitely get wet.

After glancing at it, the fat man looked up and down at the girl who was holding a branch and fishing for an umbrella on the edge of the pit and said

, "Damn, Dao Chief, your trap doesn't work, why didn't this girl fall?"

After listening to the Taoist chief's words, the fat man touched his head and asked in confusion

: "Dao Chief, what is the meaning of light gong? Don't tell me about the kind of clouds and fog, then I don't believe it, even if it is bragging13, we have to talk about science!"

The Taoist chief took a puff of smoke and said angrily:

"What is bragging13, Lao Tzu will give you a good science popularization, what is called light gong! Light gong, in the rivers and lakes of our country a long time ago, such a martial art has been circulated. From ancient times to the present, although there are fewer and fewer people who know it, this kung fu still really exists.

What does it say, in the air, when you feel that your body is about to fall, your left foot steps on your right foot, so that an upward force is generated, and you can fly upward.

Then the right foot quickly stepped on the left foot that had just been raised, so that the right foot was affected by the force, so that the left foot and the right foot alternately, and it could easily fly up from the bottom.

Although the fat man didn't know what the effect of force was, he seemed to have some truth that he hadn't seen it, so he said suspiciously

: "And this kind of martial arts?"

The Taoist chief bit the butt of the cigarette, and half of the cigarette went up and down like a seesaw and said to the fat man:

"What Lao Tzu looks like in the book, this is still fake!" (Let the Taoist admit that his trap is not passable, this is impossible to admit, you can only believe in this peerless light skill in the martial arts mastery bought by the roadside stall for 5 yuan!)

After the Taoist fooled the fat man, he continued to stare closely at the little girl who was still fishing for an umbrella on

the edge of the pit, only to see that she was only half squatting on the edge of the pit, because the pit was relatively deep, and the umbrella was relatively round, she couldn't get it for a while.

The fat man who was watching the play on the side looked a little anxious:

"Ma Dan, this pit is only 2 meters deep, can't you take it up if you jump down or lie on the edge of the pit?"

The Taoist chief smiled and said:

"You won't move, I guess this little girl is afraid of getting dirty~ I don't want to go down, but I can't bear her umbrella." "

Looking down from here, that girl has been fishing here for 1 or 2 minutes, but she still can't catch it.

Just when the Taoist voice just fell, this girl also felt that she couldn't catch it, so she was a little angry

, "hum~",

threw the branch directly into the pit, and then stomped her foot and continued to walk forward.

It's not good where she goes, but she just has to follow the trail of the chief to the south, but there are thunderstorms over there...

The Taoist looked at this girl, and walked towards the south in a hurry

, his heart was raised, three meters, two meters, one meter

, the Taoist chief was almost ready to shout, be careful to explode the thunder!

But he didn't shout out, it was not that the Taoist didn't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but that this person is now unknown to the enemy, and his rash mercy is cruel to himself.

After all, if this person came to hunt down and kill him, wouldn't it be a gift for nothing. Even if you don't forget it, you have to burden the fat man.

The fat man's side is good, his eyes have long been blurred into a line, and he looks at the good show below with a smile.

"Three-two-one~"

Dao Chang counted down in his heart.

Sure enough, this girl was enraged by the pit dug by the Taoist, so she relaxed her vigilance and collapsed directly:

"Click~"

The safety of the high-explosive grenade was opened with a click.

And this girl at this time, after hearing such a crisp sound, she was stunned, and then like a frightened kitten, she jumped up quickly towards the back, in the air, before she had time to spit fragrance on the Taoist who set up this double mechanism

, the grenade exploded directly: "Coax~"

Although this girl has escaped the homicide radius of the grenade, she was still hit by the shock wave of the explosion of the high-explosive grenade, directly

"Hmm~"

snorted, and even the person with a hat was lifted up for several meters.

Then

there was a sound of "poof~",

impartially, and it just happened to fall into the large pit filled with a large amount of ice and snow mixture dug by the Taoist chief.

The Taoist saw that this unlucky girl was coaxed into the big pit and her life and death were uncertain, and he suddenly felt pity, and hurriedly packed up the guy and prepared to go down to see the situation, so he said to the fat man:

"You are staring here, what is going on, just cut it first and then play! Lao Tzu will meet this girl when he goes down!"

"Dao Chief, you have to take the lead in such a dangerous matter, Lao Tzu is really quite moved! Or Lao Tzu is tired, let's take a trip."

"No, no. After saying that,

the Taoist chief ran down with a smoke.

Only the fat man was left alone on the top of the bell tower for a while to scold his mother. . .