The strongest reserve for the doomsday

At this time, the fat man followed Alice and prepared to go upstairs, but just as he was about to open his legs, he was pulled back by the Taoist.

The Taoist chief said to the fat man:

"Don't go up yet, let's clean up the battlefield and then go up."

Then he said to Alice in a loud voice:

"Alice, you go up first, and the fat man and I will deal with the outside, so that no one will find out when the time comes." After

saying that, the Taoist chief and the fat man walked out of the bell tower.

The Taoist and the fat man, together with the chief, mainly cleaned the traces of the bell tower from the wetland to this side.

Just grab two brooms and walk backwards from the wetland, then wipe the snow off the way.

The fat man just did it for a while, and then he put his burden on and prepared to leave:

"Dao Chief, it's almost the same, it's so far away that others won't chase after it." Let's go home!" The

Taoist chief said to the fat man while smearing the mark with a broom

, "Go back to the yarn, now people are angry, and they are not looking for scolding." Keep working! Wipe out all the footprints that have reached the bell tower. "

Fat man:

"Eh~"

sighed, thinking that it makes sense for the Taoist chief to say this, now go up, I'm afraid I have to face the admonition of two girls, one girl is already uncomfortable enough, two girls, wouldn't it be crazy. When the time comes, come up with a few words:

"I don't listen, I don't listen~"

That's really no way at all.

The fat man thought about it, and continued to wave his broom in the snow.

After about two cigarettes, the Taoist chief and the fat man finally cleaned up all the traces here, and even the footprints when he came with Alice were erased cleanly, and the entire bell tower seemed to be more than there was no one visiting at that time.

The chief put away the broom and climbed up the stairs to the top floor of the bell tower.

The door of the room on the top floor of the bell tower is now closed, and the Taoist chief wanted to push it open directly, but he was afraid that he would see some fragrant scene if he pushed it open like this, so he dispelled his thoughts, knocked on

the door and asked, "Can we come in

?" As soon as the Taoist master's words fell, a crisp female voice came from inside

: "Won't you read the announcement at the door?"

After listening to it, the Taoist chief was the second monk who couldn't figure his brain, so he casually asked:

"What announcement?" The

girl inside also returned patiently:

"On the wall on the right-hand side of the gate." "

Oh~"

the Taoist replied casually.

Then he glanced to the right, and sure enough, there was a piece of stationery posted here, and on the top of the letter were two large

letters: "Announcement

" Underneath the announcement, there was a line of beautiful small letters written in pencil:

"Pigs and dogs are not allowed." The

Taoist chief glanced at it, smiled, and then pushed open the door directly and walked inside.

As he walked, he said

, "Little girl, there may be a misunderstanding between us. As

soon as the Taoist pushed open the door, he saw a bear flying towards him.

"Damn!"

the Taoist did not choose hard steel, but turned directly to the right, and at the last moment, avoided the little bear that flew over.

And the fat man in the back, it was not so lucky, as soon as the Taoist chief avoided the limelight, the little bear flew straight towards the fat man behind.

The fat man didn't have time to react, just cursed:

"I'll copy ~

" and then he was blown up by the bear, and he fell back a few steps, and the next one didn't step on his footing, and the "

crackling~"

rolled down the stairs.

"Hahahaha~Hahahaha~ Sister Alice, the pig is going down, the pig is rolling down~"

The girl's crisp laughter came from inside.

The Taoist chief thought, this fat man who was 200 pounds up would actually be shot away by a small toy ragdoll bear?

But immediately the Taoist figure out what happened, and immediately affectionately and nervously with a serious face, and almost grabbed the ground with his head and shouted

, "Damn, fatty, your hand won't break, right?" I remember you said that your hand was injured, if you hit it, I'm afraid you won't get better in the future. I'm going to be crippled!

" The fat man also shouted with a crying voice at this time:

"Numb, who sneaks up on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's hand is broken, grab it, and make Lao Tzu a maid and a slave." Ah, Lao Tzu's hands, useless!" After

saying that, the fat man got up again and staggered up.

And the little girl in the house was also panicked at this time:

"I won't be too heavy just now, but this ragdoll bear is not very heavy, why are these people so careless!"

and then walked out with Alice.

Alice looked at the Taoist, glanced at the fat man, did not speak, just stood coldly on the side.

At this time, the Taoist chief pointed to this girl and said:

"Miss, is it the ragdoll bear you lost, now my brother's hand has broken, brothers are like siblings, women are like ... Such as heart and liver. This broke your brother's hand, and according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, it is also going to cut off your hand. But for the sake of being Alice's sister, it's exempt, but in the future, this brother's daily life will depend on you to take care of it. "

This... It was you who were unreasonable to me first. Otherwise I wouldn't be angry.

As soon as the Taoist heard this, this girl really lacked social experience, and immediately fell into the pit dug by the Taoist chief, and the Taoist immediately returned:

"Either cut off your hand, or be the lady of the village." Oh no, it's the servant of the village. "

This... Sister Alice, they bullied me

~" At this time, Alice came over and checked the fat man's arm up and down, and when the fat man was still touched by Alice, he deliberately pretended to be in pain:

"Eh~, don't touch me, light, it hurts~light~".

The fat man shouted very playfully, Alice didn't understand for a while, and when the fat man shouted a second time, Alice noticed that the fat man began to fire guns again, and knocked the fat man's arm hard.

"Papa~"

Even if this arm is not injured and does not hurt much, it will not be able to bear it if it is hit twice by Alice, who uses a hand knife.

Sure enough, the fat man immediately rolled on the ground with his arms in pain.

The young girl on the side, due to her little social experience, naturally has never seen such a scene.

But this kind of tumbling and splashing on the ground is the daily life that fat people have been exposed to since childhood in the urban-rural junction.

The fat man performed, and it was effortless at all.

Alice also had no choice but to hold the fat man, so she sighed and said:

"Yingying, at the beginning, they arrested you, and the torture did offend you, but now you are resilient and littering, and you have indirectly injured them. "