The Strongest Zombie King
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"Don't forget the original intention, Fang De has always been, brother, we all remember it!"
The robber's escort quickly nodded vigorously and smiled.
"It's good to know, so no matter what line of business we do, don't forget our original intentions. We are robbers, so we must never do the work of killers!"
The leader of the robbers said earnestly: "For this cause, we must adhere to our own principles, and then we will be rewarded, you know?"
"Got it, big brother! We all listen to you!"
The two robbers and their attendants nodded in agreement and said in unison.
"Call one of the two negotiating experts outside, by the way, let the handsome one come in!"
The leader of the robbers instructed his followers.
"Brother, why don't you call both of them in? Why don't you just look for the handsome one, I think that big black man is very pleasing to the eye..."
The burly attendant took off his black hood and said to the robber leader with a smirk.
"I said stupid strong, are you really stupid? I asked you to read more books, but you didn't do it. When you read the negotiations in the book, you didn't negotiate by yourself. Besides, you are stupid and you are a sidekick. , come and talk to him for a year!"
The robber leader was furious.
"Don't be angry, big brother, I'll go and call the negotiator in!"
Another robber hurried to the door and shouted at Kuang Tianyou outside: "The handsome one came in to negotiate, and the ugly one hastened to go back, our eldest brother doesn't want to see you!"
"Hey, hey, it's not right for you to judge people by appearances like this. Hurry up and call your big brother out, how can you do this!"
Gao Bao said to the robber's attendant with a displeased expression.
"Stop talking nonsense, do as my eldest brother says, or don't blame us for being rude!"
The robbers didn't want to get in, and they didn't mean to be accommodating at all.
"Go back first, Gao Bao, it seems that this time I have to do it myself!"
Kuang Tianyou smiled at Gao Bao next to him.
"Hey, I said God Bless, why am I going back, I finally received a mission, and I was looking for a chance to practice my hands!"
Gao Bao said dissatisfiedly.
"I also want you to practice your hands, but people have already said that the handsome ones stay, and the ugly ones go back."
Kuang Tianyou teased: "Don't you think you are more handsome than me?"
"You don't have to just look at your face when you look handsome. Maybe people say it depends on your body. Look at how strong I am!"
Gao Bao raised his arms and showed off his muscles, believing in himself.
It's a pity that just as Gao Bao started to pretend, he was slapped in the face by the robber's sidekick, because the robber's sidekick shouted directly to Gao Bao: "That black and stupid big man hurry back, don't be ashamed there, Our big brother doesn't want to see you..."
"It's alright, alright, go back first, and I'll let you show off next time!"
Kuang Tianyou took Gao Bao's shoulders and pushed the angry Gao Bao back.
Gao Bao angrily returned to the security car, cursing the robbers for their lack of aesthetics.
Kuang Tianyou didn't bother to pay attention to Gao Bao's living treasure, and after sending him away, he went directly into the gold shop.
"Are you a negotiator?"
The robber leader glanced at Kuang Tianyou, nodded and said, "Sit down and talk!"
"The three of you dare to rob this gold shop. You are so brave. Even I have to admire your courage!"
Kuang Tianyou looked at the appearance of the three robbers, and sure enough, they were all talented, and they looked uglier than the other.
"There's no way, it's hard to do business in the world, and the thief can't do it anymore, so I have to switch to robbery!"
The robber leader confronted Kuang with a look of emotion.
"..."
After listening to the sentimental words of the robber leader, Kuang Tianyou suddenly felt as if he had entered the wrong place, and a black line appeared directly on his forehead.
This style of painting is wrong, why does this plot seem like a comedy movie?
"I didn't expect you to be a thief? It seems that you are really versatile!"
The corner of Kuang Tianyou's mouth twitched fiercely, and sarcastically said to the robber leader.
"Of course, our brothers are all capable people!"
The burly kidnapper's sidekick with a face full of flesh and stature lacked a brain, really thought that Kuang Tianyou was complimenting them, and patted his chest and said proudly.
"Then I don't know why you don't do the promising career of a good thief, but instead you want to change your career to be a robber?"
Kuang Tianyou suddenly asked curiously: "The robbery business is not easy to do, the risk is high, the cost is high, and it is easy to get into trouble!"
"That's not it, our brothers have just done their first business, and they were blocked here by your security management."
The robber's attendant who led Kuang Tianyou in said angrily.
"There is too much competition in the thief business, and our three handsome brothers are still discriminated against!"
When it comes to this sad event, the robber leader's mood is a little low, and he said dejectedly: "After working for three months without any harvest, I almost starved to death on the street, so I had no choice but to switch to robbery."
Nima, the three of you are all talents, you really chose the wrong profession!
Kuang Tianyou carefully looked at the appearance of the three robbers, and suddenly felt a little ironic.
These three people look fierce, and each is more distinctive and recognizable than the other. No matter how you look at it, they don't look like good people. Can such people have a future as thieves?
Normal people will be careful and alert to you. It is a miracle that you are not starved to death. No wonder you have to change careers to become robbers.
But Kuang Tianyou felt that these three guys must have a future as comedians, and their serious performances alone can attract a lot of fans.
"Hey, I said everyone, since you have changed careers to become robbers, let's negotiate according to the robbers' routine!"
Kuang Tianyou said to the leader of the robbers, "It's okay for you to rob the gold shop. Why did you kidnap the shopping guide? You guys are kidnapping, do you know that you have crossed the line?"
"Brother, I told you not to let those two guys stay here. Look, even the negotiators have misunderstood. Are we robbers or kidnappers?"
The robber's follower said to the robber leader with a look of grievance.
"Silly strong, have you made a mistake, have you forgotten what I said to you? If you don't forget your original intention, you must always do one thing and love it. We are robbers and have just entered this industry, how can we change careers at will? Woolen cloth!"
The kidnapper leader Xian angrily scolded his subordinates, then turned around and said, "Brother, please believe in our professional ethics, we are robbers, not kidnappers!"
Chapter 264 Robbers Must Have Principles
"We didn't kidnap the two shopping guides in the gold shop at all. They were the ones who refused to leave. If you don't believe me, go ask them?"
The leader of the kidnappers became more and more excited. He took Kuang Tianyou to the corner of the gold shop and pointed to the two shopping guides curled up in the corner.
Kuang Tianyou took a look, that's right. Although the two female shopping guides at the gold shop, who were about [-] years old, had expressions of fear on their faces, they were not tied with ropes, and they had not suffered any abuse.
"You two quickly get up and leave for me, don't be here to make trouble for Lao Tzu!"
The leader of the kidnappers fiercely yelled at the two female shopping guides in the gold shop: "I'm a robber, not a kidnapper, let alone a strong criminal. You two almost ruined my reputation here! Get out of here, or don't blame me. You're welcome."
Seeing these two female shopping guides trembling with fear, the kidnapper leader was so angry that he wanted to beat people. This is really not a place to be angry. If others see them like this, they will definitely think that they are What indescribable things have been done to these two female shopping guides.
Heaven and earth conscience, he is really a robber who sticks to his professional ethics, and never violates the rules and definitions of robbers.
"Brother, we won't leave if we don't go, please don't kill us!"
Who would have thought that the leader of the kidnappers would take the initiative to let the two female shopping guides go, but instead of escaping quickly, the two girls were frightened and cried, crying and begging for mercy.
"I've said it again, our three brothers are robbers or robbers, not murderers or strong criminals. What are you doing here with me? Do you want to ruin our reputation?"
The leader of the kidnappers blushed with anger, and he ordered the two robbers in anger: "You two quickly push them out to me, it's really bad luck!"
"Big brother, you should have done this a long time ago. I said earlier that you shouldn't let these two girls stay here. You are not willing to be rough. You see that the negotiating experts have misunderstood them now!"
Muttering his dissatisfaction, the foolish man stepped forward and grabbed the arm of one of the female shopping guides, forcibly dragging her out.
Another robber followed suit, dragging the remaining female shopping guide who was crying and yelling to the door and forcibly pushed it out.
"Let's go quickly, don't ruin our good reputation for devotion and dedication!"
The idiot yelled at the two female shopping guides through the door.
It was not until they were pushed out of the door by the two robbers that the two female shopping guides in the gold shop came back to their senses. The two looked at each other in disbelief, did they really let us go?
Did Nima really let us go?Is it true that the three robbers said they wanted to let us go?Not to find an excuse to kill us?
The two female shopping guides were completely stunned. This situation is not right. Isn't the plot in the movie and TV series played like this?
"What are you doing at the door, don't blame me for beating you up if you don't get out!"
Silly Qiang roared at the female shopping guide who was in a daze outside the gate.
"what--"
The two female shopping guides who came to their senses screamed and ran away. In just a few seconds, they escaped into the crowd and were surrounded and protected by security guards.
"Okay, those two troubles are finally gone, and now we can start negotiating!"
After seeing the two female shopping guides being driven out, the big stone in the heart of the robber leader finally put down, he said to Kuang with a smile on his face.
Kuang Tianyou looked at this serious kidnapper leader who insisted on principles, and a sense of irony rose in his heart.
Don't these robbers know that the reason why the security management party is willing to negotiate with them is because they are concerned about the hostages in their hands?
Now that all the hostages have been let go, I will talk to you for a year, and direct more than a dozen weapons to face you.
However, with the fact that these three kidnappers are very funny, but armed with weapons to rob a gold shop is an absolute fact, the law will not let them go.
But Kuang Tianyou had no intention of directly killing them, so he took the initiative to sit down and see what the kidnapper leader wanted to talk about.
"Okay, all three of you, sit down. Since you want to negotiate, let's start talking!"
Kuang Tianyou sat relaxed in the chair and said to the three robbers with a smile on his face.
"Brother, what is the negotiation method, we have never done this before, it's not professional!"
The robber's sidekick whispered in the ear of the robber leader.
"Nonsense, I haven't done this before, you ask me, who am I to ask!"
The leader of the robbers was also a little guilty, as long as he held his face, he said to Kuang, "Let's talk, you talk first!"
Seeing the pretentious looks of these guys, Kuang Tianyou couldn't help but want to laugh. He pretended to be serious and said to the robber leader: "You have violated the laws of the Financial City by robbing this gold shop. According to normal procedures, you are now Go back to the management place with me for investigation!"
"No, brother, I remember that the negotiation in the movie should be to ask An Guan to prepare a car and money for us to run away!"
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