The Strongest Zombie King
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Hearing Kuang Tianyou's scolding, for some unknown reason, Zhu Fengchun smiled, he smiled warmly, "Master, you scolded me well, I like you scolding me like this! If you don't scold me for a day, I'm exhausted! "
"I think your kid still owes it to me!"
While doing so, he slapped his head hard.
Zhu Fengchun's eyes were swollen, and it was about to become a pig's head.
"Master, when did you bring back such a beautiful mistress, and you didn't even show it to your disciples. You spent the whole day in the room. Master, you are amazing!"
While Zhu Fengchun was talking, his eyebrows twitched at Kuang Tianyou.
"You kid so much!"
In addition, he punched him again, and Zhu Fengchun directly turned into a pig's head.
Afterwards, Kuang Tianyou took the delicious food to the room and brought it to Chang'e by the bed.Chang'e was so tired from serving him last night that she couldn't get out of bed.
Erniu just learned that Kuang Tianyou brought back a beautiful woman, and he went to heaven and learned from the mouths of many immortals that there is a person named Chang'e, so he was very curious whether Kuang Tianyou brought back Chang'e, even if not Chang'e is the fairy in the sky, and he wants to meet him too.
He carried a large basket of biscuits that he had made to the door of Kuang Tianyou's mansion.
"Big brother! Big brother open the door!"
Erniu kept patting at the door and shouting loudly.
Both Kuang Tianyou and Zhu Fengchun, who were eating lunch, heard it.
"Master, it seems like two cows."
Zhu Fengchun followed Kuang.
"Go open the door."
Kuang Tianyou told Zhu Fengchun that although he knew that Erniu was the reincarnation of Hou Yi, he would think of something when he saw Chang'e, and Chang'e would also think of it, but he didn't care about it, and there was no need to worry about it.
Now Chang'e is obsessed with him, and only recognizes him, and other people can't get into Chang'e's eyes at all.
Erniu followed Zhu Fengchun to the dinner table. He picked up a basket of sesame cakes and put them on the ground, "Brother, these sesame cakes are freshly made by me, and they were specially sent to you and my sister-in-law."
After putting down the pole, his attention shifted to Chang'e.
Chang'e glanced at him lightly, but she didn't like it at all. She still had only Kuang Tianyou in her eyes, "Brother Kuang, look at you, it's stained on your mouth, I'll wipe it for you."
"Okay, Erniu, you've worked hard too, come and rest."
Kuang Tianyou was talking to Erniu, but he saw Erniu's eyes were always on Chang'e.
"Sister-in-law, I look familiar to you."
Erniu's eyes were still on Chang'e.
Chang'e glanced at him and said lightly: "Many people will say this when they see me. Is there any man in this world who doesn't say this at the first sight of me? Isn't it all saying that they are familiar with me? It's just that ordinary people like you don't come here. Join in the fun."
What Chang'e said hit Erniu deeply.
Er Niu suddenly felt inferior to others, and hurriedly knelt down for Kuang Tianyou Chang'e, "Brother, sister-in-law, I didn't mean that, Er Niu knew that he was a common man, and he would only be able to make big cakes in his life, and he would do nothing but make big cakes. Yes, it's just a coward. It's just that I really don't have any thoughts about my sister-in-law. Indeed, Erniu, I admit, I really like my sister-in-law, and I'm already fascinated by my sister-in-law at first sight. "
"Bold! I think you don't want to live!"
Kuang Tianyou's sudden sentence immediately shocked Er Niu, Er Niu trembled all over, his body trembled, and he collapsed to the ground, panicking.
"Big, big brother, that's not what I meant. My subconscious is complimenting my sister-in-law for her good looks, but I just can't express it in those words."
The two cows were trembling and hesitating when they spoke.
Kuang Tianyou smiled, "Okay, I'm joking with you too. I naturally know that you won't dare to have extra thoughts about your sister-in-law, and you don't have the guts to measure it!"
Er Niu was so frightened that his butt urinated and urinated all over the floor. Seeing his appearance, Chang'e couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, "Brother Kuang, is he a fool?"
"Okay, you go back to rest first."
Kuang Tianyou told Chang'e to let her go back to the room first.
"Okay, then brother, come over quickly, I'll be waiting for you."
Chang'e looked at Kuang Tianyou reluctantly.
Kuang Tianyou nodded and watched Chang'e go back to the room before turning his eyes back and slashing at Er Niu, who was still paralyzed on the ground.
"Okay, Erniu, get up. They're all brothers, don't make your brother bully you."
Kuang Tianyou went up and pulled Er Niu up.
"Big brother, you really didn't blame me for the follower, did you? The follower really didn't have that thought, and didn't dare!"
Er Niu is still peeing his pants, and his palms are shaking.
Chapter 871 Beheading Wu Gang
Er Niu and Kuang Tianyou sat face to face.
"Brother isn't worried about this matter. After all, your sister-in-law doesn't look down on you for being so stupid, does she?"
Kuang Tianyou said with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Yes, yes, what Big Brother said is right."
Erniu responded quickly.
Kuang Tianyou naturally knew that Chang'e had no feelings for Erniu. Although Erniu verbally said that he had no other thoughts about Chang'e, it was definitely false.It is impossible to say that there is nothing, and he does not want Erniu to continue to appear in front of Chang'e, and he doesn't even allow Erniu to take another look at Chang'e's heart.
"Er Niu, in the future, you can make cakes well, don't come to my side."
When Erniu heard about the situation, he was a little disappointed immediately, but he didn't dare to obey.
"Okay, Erniu knows, I won't come to you, brother. It's just that if you want to eat biscuits in the future, you must remember to find me!"
Two cows are very enthusiastic.
"Okay, got it, you go back first."
After Kuang turned around and walked back to the room, Niu watched Kuang Tianyou leave, and he was willing to leave.
Carrying his basket on his back, he walked in the alley with nothing in his heart, thinking about Chang'e's beautiful face.However, Chang'e is Kuang Tianyou's person and his sister-in-law, so he no longer dares to have superfluous thoughts.
Ever since Chang'e descended to earth, Wu Gang couldn't bear the loneliness in the heaven, thinking about Chang'e every day.
Wu Gang wandered back and forth in front of the Guanghan Palace, "Chang'e is no longer in the Guanghan Palace, but I'm not interested here. But what can I do to stay by Chang'e's side and prevent her from finding out?"
After thinking about it, my brain flashed, "Right! I can become a jade rabbit! In this way, I can stay by Chang'e's side every day, and I can also get close contact with her. It's so cool!"
Wu Gang was so excited that he immediately turned into a jade rabbit, covered in white velvet, very cute.
"Sister Chang'e, see if I won't take you down! Hahaha!"
With this method, Wu Gang descended from the world and came to the world.
He inquired about where Chang'e and Kuang Tianyou lived, and turned into a jade rabbit squatting in front of the gate of Kuang Tianyou's mansion.
At noon, Kuang Tianyou was about to go out with Chang'e.
"Wow, Yutu! You actually came down to find me!"
Chang'e was very excited when she saw Jade Rabbit, and hurried up to pick up Jade Rabbit.
However, just as she was about to go up and pick up the jade rabbit, Kuang Tianyou reached out and blocked her way, "Don't, baby, don't go there."
Kuang Tianyou said to Chang'e calmly, staring solemnly at the Jade Rabbit sitting on the ground at the moment.
Wu Gang, who became a Jade Rabbit, was scolding Kuang Tianyou for ruining his good deeds at the time. Kuang Tianyou stepped forward and picked up the Jade Rabbit Wu Gang turned into, and immediately grabbed his ears with one hand.
In fact, he had already seen through the jade rabbit at first sight. This jade rabbit was changed by Wu Gang.
Seeing Kuang Tianyou being so rude, Chang'e hurriedly shouted, "Brother Kuang, if you hold the jade rabbit like this, it will get hurt."
Chang'e was very anxious. Seeing Kuang Tianyou catching the rabbit like this, she was a little worried.
"Baby, don't worry, my brother is not so cruel."
At the same time, he slammed the rabbit to the ground, and then stepped on it with one foot. I don't know, the next moment, the jade rabbit turned into a human, and this person was Wu Gang.
"Hey, it hurts me! You can't do it lightly!"
Wu Gang screamed in pain and kept rolling on the ground.
"What's the matter? How could it be you?"
Chang'e looked at all this in amazement, she just felt incredible.
Wu Gang didn't expect that he would be seen through by this kid Kuang Tianyou, and it was really embarrassing to make such a big embarrassment in front of Chang'e!
"What do you want to do, kid? You destroy my good deeds over and over again. I think you want to kill me, right?"
Wu Gang got up from the ground, but the place where he was abused by Kuang Tianyou just now still hurts.
Kuang Tianyou went up and grabbed his finger with one hand, twisting it, "Ah! It hurts to death!"
Wu Gang's face was contorted in pain, and the pain was exploding.
"It's rude to use fingers, I'm teaching you, you should learn something better, right?"
With a faint smile on his face, Kuang Tianyou told him.
"You! Vicious enough!"
Wu Gang trembled a little when he spoke, but Kuang Tianyou let go of him and then returned to Chang'e's side.
Chang'e hugged Kuang Tianyou, "Brother Kuang, you will kill him quickly, this person bothers me all day long, very perverted. When you haven't shown up, you wear a thin dress all day. Cutting down laurel trees in front of the Guanghan Palace is disgusting!"
Wu Gang, who was narcissistic and thought that Chang'e liked him, heard what Chang'e said, but felt that he had suffered a heavy blow.
"Okay, my brother originally wanted to spare this kid's life. Since my sister said so, my brother will no longer be merciful!"
At the same time, a machete was changed in his hand, and he immediately slashed at Wu Gang.
Wu Gang was instantly slashed to death by Kuang Tianyou, but Wu Gang used to be the general of Tianpeng, and under Kuang Tianyou's command, he was just a little guy, not a big deal.
The knife is fast, accurate, and clean.
Wu Gang, who was slashed, disappeared in an instant, Chang'e hurried up and hugged Kuang Tianyou, and got into his arms, "Brother Kuang, you are so handsome!"
That move just now made Kuang Tianyou more valiant and heroic, with a certain kind of aura on his body, the kind that can be approached by outsiders at will.
It's just that after these days, Chang'e didn't do her task. However, the heat from the sun in the sky was getting hotter and hotter.
Looking up, you can see the hot sun piercing people's eyes, everyone on the street is dizzy, and one by one is about to faint on the ground.
The water resources on the ground are getting less and less, and the crops in the fields are dying, and the people are miserable.Every day guarding the rice fields, looking for water to water everywhere, but could not find any water.
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