The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"I haven't met the opposite sex for a long time. I went out to buy gold at night, and the shopping guide accidentally touched my hand, which made me lose my sense of control, so I ran back. Alas."

"Is this your fucking excuse for robbing and molesting?"

…

"It's like this. When I was staying in the hotel, a small piece of paper came under the door. It said, "Duck, 100 a time. If you are strong, you can make sure it is enough for an hour at a time. If you don't have enough time, you can pay 400."

I thought it was a good deal at the time, so I called him over. As a result, that loser finished the job in five minutes, dumped four hundred yuan on me, and then you guys came in.

So you really can’t judge me according to the seller! I'm a buyer. Do you think you can detain me for a few days to save your face? "

…

"Listen to me explaining to you. I collect second-hand mobile phones. I didn't know that this customer sent me a hotel location. But if I have money to make, I must go. There must be bargaining for collecting mobile phones. If you come, you will have to go. Go, we are both sweating, we must take a shower. As for the transfer record on the mobile phone you mentioned, it is the money collected on the mobile phone. "

…

"Guarding Jiefangxi" is really a documentary. Lin Li was shocked when he listened to the conversations in several interrogation rooms.

As expected, there are all talented people here, and they all speak very nicely. They are worthy of being the young Long Chang who is capable of enlightenment.

There were a lot of arrests tonight, and there were other cases to deal with, so the interrogation room was temporarily full.

Fortunately, it seemed that because he was the only one underage, the car he took was not the first to arrive here, but he managed to jump in line and was interrogated in advance.

His chair is a classic stainless steel interrogation stool. Yang Liang is a good comrade. He just called him an uncle, so he took the initiative to put the shackles on himself.

Lin Li felt that there was already a bond between the two of them - maybe if he patted Uncle Yang's butt, he would know what posture to pose.

"There's no need to put handcuffs and shackles on this child, right?" The interrogation requires at least two demon-suppressing envoys, so a demon-suppressing envoy who seems to have a higher position than Yangliang is also here. Looking at Lin Li's handcuffs, he is a little confused. Look towards the Yangliang.

"This little beast begged me to cuff him." Yang Liang snorted heavily, expressing his annoyance.

Another Demon Suppressor: "?"

"There's probably something wrong with this little brat's brain. He's underage and mentally ill. He's got so many BUFFs that I don't even want to interrogate him anymore. I'll just ask his family to pick him up." Yang Liang said with a gloomy look on his face.

"It's not that simple. I'm actually a transgender, biologically male and psychologically female, but I still wear men's clothes because I'm a transvestite, and I'm gay so I like women. And I'm a mixed-race Jewish and black person. , but because he suffers from a rare yellowing disease and a genetic mutation, he looks like a local..."

At this time, Lin Li raised his hands and started singing.

"Foreign BUFFs are of no use here, shut up." Yang Liang was now very skilled at telling Lin Li to shut up. After saying this, he looked at the Demon Suppressor next to him, "Look, did I say he was crazy?"

The Demon Suppressor rubbed his brow with a headache and nodded.

"I think it is very impolite to say that he is mentally ill in front of others." Lin Li defended himself.

"Yangliang, you are right. End the process quickly and let someone from his family pick him up." The demon-suppressing envoy nodded harder.

"I know, let's start the interrogation! We ask, you answer." Yang Liang nodded, then looked at Lin Li, and patted the table hard.

"Just because two people who love each other can't call each other by name, are they going to be interrogated?" Lin Li struck preemptively.

Yangliang: "..."

Interrogation is so troublesome.

He wants to use the Great Memory Restoration Technique.

As we all know, our country has been called a land of etiquette since ancient times.

Then it’s even more important to hold your fist! state! state!

"Alright, uncles, you have almost finished what you need to experience. It's time to reveal your identity and stop pretending. I'm going to show off my cards." Lin Li paused slightly and smiled mysteriously: "I am yours. Undercover."

Another Demon Suppressor: "It's indeed a mental illness."

Yangliang: "I said it all."

Lin Li: "I'm not!"

Another Demon Suppressor: "It's probably unrealistic to ask for information from him. When you caught him, did you have any documents?"

Yang Liang: "I didn't see the ID card, but I have a mobile phone. Let's go check the mobile phone."

Lin Li: "Can you please pay attention to me?"

Another Demon Suppressor said: "If I hadn't told you about this earlier, I thought he was the only one."

Yangliang: "Let's go then."

Another Demon Suppressor: "Yeah."

Lin Li: "I'm a woman. Hello, I'm a woman. Didn't you send it out? I'm women."

"..."

The two of them had an extremely calm conversation, without even looking at Lin Li from beginning to end, and were about to get up and leave.

It's a bit disrespectful.

Seeing that the two demon-suppressing envoys were about to leave, Lin Li quickly explained: "No! Uncles, I am really an undercover! After all, I was the one who led this operation! The reason why you carried out this operation tonight is because you received I reported it over the phone, right?

That reporting phone number was mine! My name is Lin Li, and my mobile phone number is 9749. You must be able to match me! "

Lin Li's speech immediately caused the two demon-suppressing envoys to look at him. The three of them looked at each other in silence for a while, then raised their eyes and said loudly:

"Are you the whistleblower with an abnormal brain that the main station said?"

Lin Li: "..."

Brainless, I just wanted to say brainless, right?

Your receptionist scolded me so filthy.

"It's not me. I'm not mentally retarded. It's normal." Lin Li shook his head, and then Dundun induced him:

"Your main station should have said that there is another normal, great, caring, admirable whistleblower, right? That one is me."

The three of them looked at each other speechlessly again.

"He's right."

"If it's the child who reported it, I can understand, it's something he can do." Yang Liang suddenly smiled with relief, turned to his colleagues and nodded, "No wonder I didn't see anyone actively looking for me at the scene. , It turns out to be this child.”

"Then I'll leave him to you first. I'm going to help the others. There's too little manpower here tonight." Another Demon Suppressor looked a little funny and helpless as he stood up and said.

"good."

"Although you are a whistleblower, due to regulations, we cannot let you go directly. You still need to cooperate with me to make a record. Come on, follow me to the office." Yang Liang stepped forward, preparing to untie Lin Li's Handcuffs and shackles, and looking up with foreboding:

"No, the interrogation room is very busy tonight. There are many people queuing up to use it. We can't just take notes like this."

Lin Li's eyes widened and he swallowed everything he wanted to say.

He was actually prejudged.

Even if he doesn't pat his butt, Uncle Yang already knows the position he wants?

However, Lin Li nodded immediately. Experience is experience. There is no need to cause trouble to others. Moreover, he has also sat in the interrogation chair. He only wants to have it once, not forever.

This thing won't last long either.

After regaining his freedom, Lin Li stretched and then followed Yang Liang to the office and got his mobile phone back.

Lin Li unlocked his phone and showed his phone records, confirming his identity as a whistleblower.

"His grandma, I don't even know how to start this record. I have been a policeman for so long, and this is the first time I have seen you like this." After Yangliang sat down, he hugged his head in confusion. , leaning back, and then said warmly:

"Xiao Lin, is there anything you want to say first?"

The demon-suppressing envoy's attitude towards himself has changed significantly.

Arrogant at first and respectful at the end, it makes people laugh when they think about it.

It seems that this idiom cannot be used in this way, forget it, it is not important.

Lin Li nodded and then expressed his opinion:

"I won't say a word until my lawyer comes."

Yangliang: "?"