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Chapter 38 Three-headed Golden Crow·Lin Li

Lin Li could not forget the comfort just now, and his longing for Xiao Jing faded all of a sudden.

Xiao Jing's massage technique was just so-so.

"Sure enough, people will not be suffocated to death by urine, and there will always be a way out when the car reaches the mountain!"

Lin Li took the spirit stone out of his mouth with great satisfaction and wiped it clean with a tissue.

He then took it in his hand and practiced the spiritual energy chapter of the Eight-stage Body Building Exercise again.

The comfortable pleasure flowed into his body again, and the spirit stone in his hand was slightly shiny, and the crystal inside was flowing rapidly. Anyway, there was no one at home, so he just called it a pleasure.

Changed one hand and tested again.

After a while.

It is not necessary to hold it in your mouth. It seems that as long as it is in contact with your skin, it can play the role of absorbing spiritual energy.

The color is the same as at the beginning, but if Lin Li uses his big eyes to observe carefully, he will find that the inside is no longer absolutely clear. There is a small bubble between the crystals. It is not right to say that it is a bubble. It looks like two incompatible gases.

It can be expected that this bubble is the consumed spiritual energy. When the crystals inside are completely transformed into pure white "air", this spiritual stone will be completely consumed.

Although it is very small, Lin Li can't help but frown.

It is not cute at all.

I just accumulated more than ten seconds of pleasure, and there are bubbles like this? This is definitely not good news. After all, it means that the spiritual energy inside will probably be absorbed by me in less than a few dozen minutes.

However, Lin Li thought about it and suddenly felt relieved.

What he had in his hand was just a spiritual stone after all, and it was the most humble and inferior one. Among the treasures in the world of immortal cultivation, it was the most basic thing and could be used as currency.

In the novels I read before, the immortal cultivation world always talks about thousands or tens of thousands of spirit stones. My five pieces do seem a bit shabby.

But for Lin Li, it is also a milestone.

I have finally touched the level of immortal cultivation! This is the reward that Lin Li feels most clearly and deeply among all the rewards he has received so far.

Lin Li does not plan to continue practicing the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise. One hour a day is enough. If you practice inefficiently, you will absorb the spiritual energy inefficiently, which is not worth the loss.

And it is already very late, let's talk about it tomorrow.

...

The next morning, it was close to five o'clock.

"People will really be suffocated to death by urine."

Lin Li retracted his remarks last night.

In addition, he announced that the reward that Lin Li felt most clearly and deeply was not actually these five spirit stones!

Let's put the spirit stones aside for now.

It is a 50% increase in the concentration of yang energy in the body!

It is true that when Lin Li completed the task, his body felt nothing as usual, but this time, his judgment was totally wrong.

It's not that there is no retribution, it's just that the time has not come yet.

When Lin Li got up in the morning, retribution came.

At this moment, Lin Li stood in the toilet, bending over hard, very anxious.

Are there any shooting game players? Waiting online, urgent.

Damn you.

"Who the hell told you to feed the Yang energy into my body like this? Can't it be masculine energy, to make me become Mr. Mighty!" Lin Li was a little furious, he really wanted to go to the toilet.

Looking at Mr. Mighty behind the toilet, Lin Li became even more angry.

Seventeen years old is the age to compete with steel plates, but now he is slightly better.

On weekdays, when he washes up, everything will return to its original state, but today, after washing up, Lin Li still carries abundant Yang energy, holds his head high and chest out, and refuses to give in.

Lin Li felt that if he was 37 years old and got such an increase, he would be ecstatic and feel like a new life, but now... Brother, I have too much Yang Qi, I really don't need it now!

Can you give it to me later? Or can a witch suck it?

Xiao Jing! Sorry!

I shouldn't have teased her last night.

Hey, can I solve the problem by doing a handstand at this time?

...

Doing a handstand can't solve the problem, at least not now. Of course, Lin Li is not going to practice this, he knows that his physical fitness can't support it at all.

If the urine is biased, it will be over.

Speaking of which, after these few days of early morning exercise without spiritual energy, Lin Li feels that his body is much better than before, at least not a muddled corpse.

Wait until I become stronger in the future, and try again.

As for the way Lin Li finally solved it...

Thanks to ZZ for being right.

Who said black is bad, black is great, better than yellow and white.

If Lin Li hadn't forced himself to look at the heroine of the live-action version of "The Little Mermaid" for ten seconds, or the heroine of "Black Anthropomorphic Catfish", with the help of that pair of beautiful eyes that cost ten yuan to get a taxi from the left eye to the right eye, the steel would have been refined and he would have felt comfortable all of a sudden.

If this was a normal casting for the heroine, looking at each other would probably have had the opposite effect.

Thanks again to ZZ for being right, leaving so much shit in the world, as long as you want to eat it, you can eat it casually.

Lin Li, who had already walked to the entrance, suddenly felt troubled.

How should I practice with the spirit stone?

Although the spirit stone is not as big as an egg, it is not small either. If I hold it in my mouth, people will see it, and I will feel uncomfortable. But if I hold it in my hand, my fingers will no longer be able to move flexibly, and some movements during practice cannot be performed, and it is too conspicuous.

As for staying at home to exercise, Lin Li thought about it and decided not to do it.

Previously, he had been in the community park. Lin Li was worried that after he moved to his home, the system would suddenly not recognize him. After all, the description before the task was triggered mentioned the "rising east sun". Although it was not in the task requirements, Lin Li did not want to take this risk.

You must know that the current task one requires a week of continuous training. Once it is interrupted, the previous few days will be wasted.

Or practice the first chapter normally? But Lin Li could not forget the joy of last night, and the real cultivation of immortals was right in front of him. Who could resist?

So Lin Li began to think of a way.

As everyone knows, Lin Li is a genius.

Then Lin Li's old face was rarely shy.

Don't say it, don't say it, it seems that there is a position that is very suitable for placing spirit stones. Not only does it not require any assistance such as tape, the position comes with tightly wrapped clothes, and to be honest, it changes from two to three, and others can't tell.

just do it!

Lin Li changed into a loose basketball shorts.

He lowered his head, looked at it, and nodded with relief.

The plan worked.

Just as no one knows whether there is a giant beast hidden under the calm sea, naturally no one knows whether the egg-laying giant beast that may exist has already conceived a third child in its belly.

The basketball shorts are loose, but Lin Li changed into a brand new pair of underwear.

After all, underwear is a thing, because Lin Li sleeps on his side, and his legs are used to stretching one straight and bending the other - the range of motion is large, and it will become loose after wearing it seven or eight times.

If you wear it seven or eight more times, it will be hard to describe. Once it is suspended in the air, it will make people very, very, very uncomfortable - especially when there are people around who are not suitable for adjustment.

So I changed it specially, after all, if this happens, the spirit stone will fall out directly.

Lin Li will never allow this to happen.

The picture is too beautiful to think about, and he is really afraid of being misunderstood by others.

If someone happens to take a remote control next to him, then his life, which should have been bright and brilliant, will be ruined.

Today I met a girl outside the subway station, and a remote control fell out of her pocket.

When I picked it up, I saw the panic flash across her face.

I was so happy,

so I pressed the button with an evil look on my face.

The subway station exploded.

I took out my notebook and started typing on the spot. When I wrote this, the Demon Suppression Division seemed to be coming.

How to say it.

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