The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

After showing the spirit of Japanese Gongjiang and promising a big cake like a mature man, Lin Li ran out of the haunted Class 4 of Grade 1 with difficulty.

I plan to eat Lanzhou beef ramen for lunch today.

As soon as I walked in, it was still an unusually familiar configuration.

Children doing homework, men rolling noodles with special hats, women wearing headscarves and working as part-time waiters, communicating in incomprehensible dialects, and the smell of beef and mutton in the store.

I have been to so many Lanzhou beef noodles in my life, the decoration is almost understandable, but why is the configuration of this person the same? Is this a necessary condition for joining?

However, after the noodles came, this store was not authentic, and the meat was not transparent.

After eating, Lin Li went to the stationery store to pick up Zhou Baowei's express delivery.

Judging from the size of the express delivery, it is not a spring breeze elf at all.

I think so. Everyone says that, not college, but how many people in high school do this kind of thing in the dormitory? Everyone's time in the dormitory is basically the same. Could it be that they really study finance in the dormitory?

——There is a word called hedging in finance.

If you really want to start the ranking competition, it is more appropriate to buy the NetEase version of Spring Wind Elf to play the online competition.

Moreover, not everyone carries a mobile phone like Bai Bufan, so you can't just rely on imagination, right? Forcing it will only hurt your body.

But now Lin Li is also more amused by Baowei's despair in the morning. He was just talking nonsense, but Chen Yuying should take it seriously-isn't this just putting a shit pot on yourself?

Lin Li came to the dormitory of Class 4 of Grade 1 with the express delivery. After recalling it, he found the dormitory of Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan.

"Knock knock knock." Lin Li knocked on the door.

"Who?" Bai Bufan ate quite fast today and had returned. His voice came from inside.

"Host, writer, folk singer, bartender, oil painter, leatherworker, silversmith, hand drum artist, old backpacker, investment consultant, French knight, abstract genius Lin Li." Lin Li replied.

"Our dormitory can't accommodate so many people. Can you change to another dormitory?"

"Okay."

"Be good?"

"Pat your head."

The secret code was matched, and the door of the dormitory was immediately opened.

Classic configuration, six-person dormitory, three bunk beds, two rows of long tables and chairs, but the environment is not bad, unlike some garbage schools, the decoration style is the same as the "Rose" of Damascus that is only suitable for opening in the ruins-Syria.

There are only three people in the dormitory, and three people have not returned yet, or are visiting other dormitories.

"Baowei, your computer accessories." Lin Li has been to this dormitory before. Lin Li threw the express to Baowei who was sitting on the chair, and he lay on his bed, lying down without hesitation, occupying the magpie's nest, and rubbing on the quilt.

Zhou Baowei had long accepted the fact that his lower bunk was a public area. After receiving the express, he just sighed helplessly.

"Lin Li, be careful." Bai Bufan reached out to Lin Li's upper bunk and searched for his mobile phone under the quilt, reminding him: "There are precious cultural relics on Baowei's bed, inherited from ancestors. If you break them, you probably can't afford to pay for them."

"Is it true?" Lin Li stood up after hearing this.

Zhou Baowei also turned his head away - how come I don't know.

"Really? There is paper from Lu on Baowei's bed, with Jin characters on it, which witnesses the exchange between ancient cultures. Have you watched "National Treasure"? Do you remember the fingerprints over two thousand years old? I think Baowei, this cultural relic, is also very romantic. I wonder if there is a chance to be on this show." Bai Bufan said it clearly.

Lin Li looked at the pillow and there was indeed a tissue: "..."

Why is it inherited from ancestors? Lin Li didn't need to ask. This kind of thing can be easily inferred - what is inherited from ancestors is the DNA on it.

It's just that Lin Li doesn't quite agree with the romantic point.

But I have to admit that if it can be on the show, the show effect should be there.

"That's what I use to blow my nose, stop spreading rumors!" Zhou Baowei was furious.

After Bai Bufan found the phone, he sat on Zhou Baowei's bed.

Lin Li directly plundered the phone and opened his short video platform.

Check the ingredients first.

Lin Li opened the browser first.

"You are a real dog! But fortunately I was prepared." Bai Bufan sneered.

Damn, it's invisible browsing.

But Lin Li always has other ways. He clicked on the browser's URL collection and planned to see what Bai Bufan had collected.

"Okay, that's it, it's rude to read it again." But Lin Li's hand was held down like this, and Bai Bufan said seriously.

Lin Li laughed and then prepared to return to the main interface.

"?"

"Bai Bufan, why is the home button of your phone a screenshot?" When Lin Li took a screenshot, he was stunned, and then pressed the volume and power buttons, and then returned to the main interface.

"Because I flashed my phone, I don't want my phone to be picked up and used directly by the enemy after I die on the battlefield!" Bai Bufan said with some pride.

"Bai Chenguang, have you ever thought about what would happen if your phone was picked up by your teammates on the battlefield?" Lin Li asked seriously.

Bai Bufan was stunned by the question, and after thinking for a long time, he nodded heavily: "It's his bad luck."

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Opening Douyin, Lin Li watched five videos.

Three female Bodhisattvas, a game video, and a comic introduction video that required heroes to appear in the comment area.

"Your life is really over." Lin Li expressed his approval again.

"I don't usually read these things." Bai Bufan said sincerely, "Also, when you talk to me, can you look at me instead of the Bodhisattva? It's a bit impolite. If you really like it, I'll forward their Douyin account to you later."

"I just sneer at this, but forward it to me. I need to collect evidence with a critical eye. When the evidence is collected, it will be the time when the golden body of the female Bodhisattva collapses." Lin Li shook his head. Although his head was shaking, his eyes did not.

More stable than an owl's head.

"After I forward it to you, you can take your time to read it. Let's get down to business first. We don't have much time." Bai Bufan said.

Lin Li clicked on the message.

"Bufan, I have a question for you."

"What's wrong?"

"Why is the avatar of this user called Good Sun'er here the same as mine? After I clicked on it, I found that his Douyin account seems to be the same as mine." Lin Li asked with a smile.

"This proves that you have good taste, and the avatar you choose is recognized by the public! It can't be that I gave you the note, what a joke." Bai Bufan also smiled, and then turned into a horrified smile.

After a while.

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body and clicked on the chat records one by one.

……

“Bai Bufan: Date?”

“Ai Chi Qing Ti: Add V300.”

“Bai Bufan: Can we date after adding?”

“Ai Chi Qing Ti: Add V first.”

“Bai Bufan: The stock market is not good recently. I am a student. Can you give me a discount? How about three yuan?”

“Ai Chi Qing Ti: Smile, why don’t you say you are a freshman? Wouldn’t it be better if I give you V for free?”

“Bai Bufan: Thank you for your understanding, I am a freshman.”

“Bai Bufan: Didn’t you receive it? I am a freshman, hellohello, I am a freshman.”

“Bai Bufan: Are you there? Why can’t you reply after reading it? Give me V?”

“Due to the other party’s privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message.”

……

“Bai Bufan: How much is it per time?”

“Xi Ling Angel: We are going out to play together, 3k for 12 hours, and all expenses during the period are borne by the boss Pay the bill."

"Bai Bufan: Green? Is the green fee so expensive?"

"Xi Ling Angel: Of course it is green. If you only need to play with me for 6 hours during the day, the price is only 800. "

"Bai Bufan: There is no place to play outside at night, so I can only play games. This costs 2200? Who would order this kind of play? I want this kind. Isn't it better to just call a sweet girl online to play games with me? It only costs a few dozen yuan per hour."

"Xi Ling Angel: An idiot who doesn't understand what people say."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA can't receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: Why are you still blocking people? Your charges are really unreasonable!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA can't receive your message."

Recommended a friend's book:

There are ghosts in the world, named the Three Corpses, which make people die early, which is a great harm.

Li Liang came across with a magic mirror, and lived in the statue with a strange body, and was worshipped by the people and practiced with incense.

Eliminate corpses and ghosts, slay demons and evil spirits, summon strong winds with a breath, call down torrential rain with a word.

Drive away the five thunders and control the lightning, open the heaven and earth and control the divine soldiers.

From a small god who protects a place to worship all living beings, there are thousands of gods under his door.

Summon the heavens to respect, take the earth to welcome, point to the ghosts to destroy, and the demons to restrain.

Looking back, I have proved the supreme way.