The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also
Chapter 5 According to unofficial historical records
“Beep, beep! Beep, beep!”
Lin Li has an Android phone, but that doesn’t stop him from setting his Apple pacemaker as his wake-up ringtone.
To be honest, this sound is enough to give you a heart attack.
[A day’s plan starts in the morning! The rising sun can shatter darkness! Those who can ascend to the supreme path are all strong-minded and have a firm path. To become the strongest, one should start in the morning! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task 1: Get up before the hour of Mao and start practicing body building seriously. Before the hour of Chen, accumulate at least half an hour. ]
[Reward: Exercise: Eight-stage exercise for body building. ]
It was not triggered when Lin Li woke up, but was seen when he woke up.
Yesterday, I was still complaining about not giving the exercise method first. It seems that the system activation time is not right. If it was in the morning, this task should come out first.
The hour of Mao is from five to seven, which means that the system asks you to get up before five and exercise for at least an hour before seven.
It doesn’t feel difficult, but I can only wait until tomorrow to complete it.
I got up, washed up, and rode to school.
Sometimes I really have to admit that what the teacher said about hearing our class's voices at the stairs is true.
Bai Bufan's voice is quite recognizable, and now it seems like he is telling a story:
"According to unofficial history, Zhao Zilong defeated Changbanpo, but Changbanpo was not an easy target either, she was the top player in Yihongyuan!
In a split second, Changbanpo used a move directly, and Zhao Zilong lost it all at once, and there was no way to..."
"Your unofficial history is too wild."
"The only thing left is history!"
"Is this one too wild? Then let's change it. According to unofficial history, Lü Fengxian was never a slave of three surnames, it was a complete rumor, he was actually a slave of three families..."
"This one is even more important."
"Children, it's time for dinner!" When Lin Li appeared at the back door, it was like a zookeeper entering the zoo at dinner time. In an instant, a group of people came up and surrounded Lin Li, screaming and taking away their breakfast.
Lin Li didn't charge any extra travel expenses. They were all classmates, so they would usually treat him to something in return, and Lin Li didn't care about that.
However, Lin Li also told them that if he got up late, he would not risk being late to buy breakfast for everyone. Of course, those students who didn't have breakfast would not be hungry for the whole morning. They could go to the school canteen to buy a bag of toast during the break.
No one would complain about such trivial matters - Lin Li was too lazy to be friends with those who would complain, let alone bring breakfast.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan both returned to their seats.
Looking at Bai Bufan who was eating, Lin Li thought about his second task and asked sincerely: "Bufan."
"Hmm?"
"Have you ever visited a prostitute?"
Bai Bufan almost spit out the rice noodle rolls he had just eaten from his nostrils. After drinking a sip of water to slow himself down, he looked at Lin Li in shock: "Ah?"
"Do you understand the process?" Lin Li thought Bai Bufan didn't hear clearly, so he repeated.
"I'm...very interested, please tell me more." Bai Bufan didn't seem to answer the question. He sat upright, listening more seriously than in class.
Most people wouldn't ask such questions, so Bai Bufan lowered his voice and asked:
"Brother Zilong, are you going to find a Changbanpo?"
"You left so quickly yesterday, it's not possible..." Bai Bufan gradually understood everything, followed by a betrayed questioning and hesitation: "Have you betrayed our Virginity Association? No--"
Lin Li: "..."
"What are you talking about? I just want to ask you if you know this."
"How can I know this? What's the difference between you and me? We are just people who have stayed in the Taoist temple for a long time.
Although I'm very interested, I don't dare to do that if you really ask me to do that. I don't even dare to think about how embarrassing my life will be if I get caught." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Lin Li nodded in deep approval.
I didn't get the information, but I can understand it.
It's a key county-level high school after all, and it's a bit difficult to ask this here.
It would be better to ask a yellow-haired gangster on the street. It would be effective, but you may get beaten up easily.
Let's go for field investigation these days and take formal action on the weekend.
At this time, Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li suspiciously: "Are you really not going?"
"I have nothing to do with gambling and drugs, how could I do such a thing." Lin Li sneered.
"Although I don't really believe it, Lin Li, if you really want to do such a thing, you'd better be careful. In recent years, the crackdown on pornography has been serious. I am actually one of them and I know it well." Bai Bufan patted Lin Li's shoulder and warned him earnestly.
"Have you been swept?"
"I am a member of the fucking crackdown on pornography!"
"Haha." Lin Li sneered.
"You don't believe it? You should know that I once destroyed multiple pornographic groups in one day!" Bai Bufan blew and glared.
"You still have the face to say that I am a traitor!? People like you who report in sage mode are the real traitors of the human organization!" Lin Li was angry.
People like Bai Bufan are not worthy of being his brothers.
"I didn't take him down by reporting him. I hate spies like this the most. How could I do such a thing?" Bai Bufan looked a little sad.
"Ah? How did you do it?"
"Disband."
Lin Li: "..."
"So you are the fucking group leader? Did you disband because you were afraid of being swept away?"
That's right.
Let's just say whether to completely destroy the group chat.
Bai Bufan ate the rice noodle rolls sadly, and did not answer, which was better than answering.
"You, my friend, you are the real hero." Lin Li said solemnly.
For a person like Bai Bufan, Lin Li must be a good brother with him for life.
"Wait, you didn't invite me to join the group!"
Withdrawing the good brother's words, Bai Bufan is still a pure beast.
"This is my junior high school story. Ten years ago, I didn't know you, and you didn't belong to me~"
"Haha, you are worthy of being my brother, heroes come from young people!"
"Collect the Chinese test papers." It was almost time for morning reading, and the class was almost ready. The Chinese class representative stood up and said to all the group leaders.
"Guangzhi, save me!" Lin Li was stunned for a moment, and then shouted fiercely.
Since last night, my mind has been full of the little devil Tianxuewu. Who still remembers this thing!
It's still the most difficult Chinese homework with the most words!
Cursive writing, start!
What Zhang Xu, Huang Tingjian, Wang Xizhi, in front of the extremely angry Lin Li, he is the real king of cursive script.
If you can do cursive, then do it!
I'll copy, copy, copy, copy!
Fortunately, there is no need to write an essay on this test paper, otherwise Lin Li will bring up the story of his mother carrying him to the hospital on a rainy day.
Fortunately, as long as they are collected before the Chinese class, the group leader did not make things difficult for him when he saw Lin Li writing furiously.
"Ding Ding Ding!" The class bell rang.
"Turn to "Ten Thoughts to Admonish Emperor Taizong" and start morning reading." The Chinese class representative has already stood on the stage.
"I heard that if you want a tree to grow tall, you must strengthen its roots; if you want a river to flow far..."
"What are you singing today?" Bai Bufan asked, taking out the textbook and looking at Lin Li.
"Whatever."
"Then it's "Quietness."
"Okay."
"Only the piano is left to accompany me to play for a day~" Bai Bufan, holding the Chinese textbook, compulsory course 2, upright in front of him, sang affectionately.
"The sleeping cello, so quiet and old~" Lin Li continued singing without stopping and without raising his head.
"I think you have shown that you are very clear~"
"..."
The two sang affectionately.
Because they both knew it very well.
If you don't work hard in the morning reading, you will be sad when singing karaoke.
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