The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Lin Li: "..."

Okay, okay, Lin Li now knows something about his new buddy's urine properties.

You are really good at judging people.

Of course, Lin Li wouldn't show it on his face, but said, "Brother, you are absolutely right. Then where can we go for midnight snack?"

"You asked the right person. I know there is a delicious restaurant nearby! Come with me!" The man patted his chest.

"Then let's go!"

After not walking far, the other party took him to a barbecue restaurant.

I don’t know why, even though there are seats in the store, some people still like to sit outside the barbecue restaurant in the summer, eating meat and drinking shirtless.

In other words, Xiling Town is a small place, but in any big city, these people will be listed in the Little Red Book.

Naturally, Lin Li did not sit outside, because the content he would chat with the other party later would be inappropriate for children and would not be easily heard, so the two of them chose a rather corner seat in the store.

"Would you like to drink Maotai?" The man asked Lin Li while checking the menu with a pen.

Lin Li: "..."

Grooved old ladybug, I want to drink your brains even more now.

Although I’m treating you, is it a bit too much for you to drink Moutai?

This guy, Lin Li should not be able to find his information on Baidu, but as long as he changes the browser and uses Sogou, it will be found immediately.

"Brother, I'm a student, not a beast. You should restrain yourself when you kill him. Don't kill him to death." Lin Li looked at the other person with an indescribable expression and said.

You can't use your bonus like this.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I saw you just said you had connections in the office, so I thought you were a kid from a rich family." Hearing this, the other party sincerely apologized and immediately bought some of the more expensive things he had just checked. Cross out.

"Okay, now look at it, I order it for two people. I don't think you need the kidneys, so I just ordered one portion. There are only about sixty here. See if you can accept it, or Is there anything else to add?”

Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, this was still a personal matter.

Although it is quite unkind, it is quite kind.

The price was acceptable to Lin Li. He simply looked at it, added a few skewers of what he wanted to eat, and handed it to the waiter.

"Here, have a cigarette." Because he knew that Lin Li smoked cigarettes last time, the man didn't ask and directly placed a cigarette in front of Lin Li, then lit it for himself.

This man is also a genius. The lighter is actually hung on the key.

His friend must be having a hard time, and he can't even steal the lighter.

"Hey, why don't you smoke?" When he was about to hand the lighter to Lin Li, he asked when he realized that Lin Li hadn't picked it up.

Lin Li had an easy excuse. He pointed to his school uniform: "I have to wear this uniform to school tomorrow. If the teacher smells it, it's not good. I won't smoke it. Brother, you can smoke it yourself." ”

"My my my."

After hearing what the man said, the man first took a deep breath, then pointed his mouth at the cigarette holder, and took a long puff. Under the strong wind, the cigarette shortened rapidly until the tobacco was completely burned out.

After he puffed out the thick smoke behind him comfortably, he threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray.

What is the fast version of smoking? If you smoke one, you will get ten gold coins. According to this smoking method, one bar a day is not enough.

"This is the uniform of Nansang Middle School. I didn't even recognize it when the lights were dim outside. It's a key high school. You're awesome. Brother, I thought you were from a junior college. It turns out that you also go to that kind of place in high school?" "After feeling refreshed, he looked at Lin Li's school uniform and sighed with some surprise.

"Haha, our school is like this." Lin Li laughed dryly.

I was already apologizing in my heart.

I'm sorry for Principal Wang, I'm sorry for Teacher Xue Jian, I'm sorry for all the past, present and future students of Nansang Middle School.

"Hiss - then I have to persuade my nephew to change school. He is in the third year of junior high school this year and will go to Nansang to enroll in advance." The man shook his head slightly.

"Actually, it has nothing to do with the school. It mainly depends on people." Lin Li didn't want to dream that the principal was measuring his neck circumference with both hands on his bedside in the middle of the night tonight. After thinking about it, he still had to help Nan Sang clear his name.

"Too."

"The beer you ordered." The waiter came, and a bottle of cold beer was served before the barbecue.

"Do you drink?"

"I'll be driving later, so I won't drink."

The man turned his head and looked at the bicycle at the door, nodded, and agreed. Bicycles are not considered cars.

He then said: "Then I will drink it with your mouth and not pour it out?"

"good."

The man drank a third of the beer in one go and hiccupped.

The other person was a very quick-tempered type. With a slightly red face, he asked Lin Li: "Call me Brother Ping. Boy, what should I call you?"

"Brother Ping, my name is Bai Bufan, just call me Xiaobai." Lin Li introduced himself.

"When you go out, don't report your true information casually, especially for people like us. You must never say your full name in the future. You can call yourself Xiaohei, but Xiaobai and Xiaohei are like dog names. , I’ll just call you Xiaofan.”

Brother Ping frowned and advised Lin Li, who in his eyes was too naive.

Lin Li blinked, you are quite a nice person.

"You've learned a lesson, brother." From now on, his stage name will be Zhou Baowei, and his real name will be Bai Bufan, double insurance.

"But we are brothers on the same road. There is really no need to worry so much. You have already told me your heart and soul. There is no point in me being secretive. My name is Song Luping. You should call me Brother Ping." Song Luping drank again. One mouthful and said.

Brother, is it possible that you are simpler than me?

"Xiao Fan, let me tell you, something was definitely wrong last Friday." Song Luping lowered his voice slightly and said seriously:

"Xiling has not launched an anti-pornography campaign recently, and Qingjue and the others should have their own information channels, and they must be better informed than me. When the spies came last Friday, it was obvious at a glance that they were not organizing a rehearsal in advance. past situation.”

As expected of the old ladybug, she actually saw the truth of the matter at a glance.

"It makes sense." Lin Li nodded.

"Damn it, I'm willing to risk my life to guarantee it. Some stupid beast definitely reported it that day, and that's why the cops came. This damn beast, a piece of shit that harms others without benefiting oneself."

The beast himself took out his left hand and put it on his lips, feeling a little embarrassed.

Plum blossom opens two degrees.

Got scolded in person again.

Damn it, I have to find a chance to bring Song Luping to Aruba, so that he can be treated the same as Bai Bufan and Zhou Bao.

Song Luping, who was still cursing viciously, was a little confused when he saw that Lin Li remained silent:

"Xiao Fan, scold him with me. Damn it, you have to know that it was because of this beast that you were arrested! Come on, scold him hard with me! You believe me, as long as you scold him enough Cruel, that kid will definitely get retribution!

God's law is clear, retribution will not be happy! I believe this the most. "

If you believe it, you won’t even dare to curse.

But at this moment, Song Luping was looking at him expectantly, and it was obviously inappropriate not to scold him.

Sorry, myself.

"Brother Ping, what you said is good. Why don't you scold me? I'm so angry! That bitch who reported it." Lin Li was filled with indignation!

"It must be a thing without a father!"

"I guess I don't even see his mother a few times a year!"

"Even if you have a family, you will definitely live like an orphan!"

"Curse the yang energy in his body to decrease by 50%!"

"Every morning when I wake up, I can only be hard for a while, and then it becomes soft immediately!"

Lin Li cursed fiercely.

Asking for a monthly ticket.