The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Zhou Baowei left his position and probably went to the toilet to drop the little pearl.

Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei's sad back, pursed his lips, and looked a little hesitant and uneasy. Wouldn't it be inappropriate for him to do this now?

So he turned to look at Lin Li, took a deep breath and asked:

"Lin Li, I'm secretly eating a piece of Baowei's egg pancake. Do you think I will be discovered?"

"Probably not, but can you finish the food in the bowl first and then covet the food in the pot?" Lin Li gave a solid analysis, "In addition, Xiaobao is hiding in the dark at the door because he is fishing for law enforcement. Wiggle your butt and watch us."

"That's right, forget it, let him go today." Bai Bufan nodded, finished finishing the buns in twos and twos, bit the straw of the soy milk, and asked enthusiastically: "Lin Li, what do you think about last night? "

"I'll buy you a little pudding at noon."

"Who asked you Xiaobu - do you really want to buy it? Thank you brother!

Ahem, but let’s talk about lunch at noon. Bai Bufan smiled flatteringly, and then returned to the topic with renewed anticipation: "Don't tantalize me. You know what I want to ask. Please tell me what's going on with having a goal for the weekend." ? "

"I met a buddy last night..."

Lin Li told Bai Bufan about last night's experience in relatively detail.

"So, if that guy really sends me the map of Xiling Chicken Farm, then we will have more choices. Then we can choose carefully. If he doesn't send it to me, it doesn't matter. I will go there tonight. He told Tianhong Chicken Farm last night to investigate the situation."

"Going tonight? I have a hunch that I'm going to be sick tonight, something that the infirmary can't cure. Wait for my sick note!" Bai Bufan stood up suddenly.

It's up to you, toothache.

"Look, I'm in a hurry. My visit to the store tonight is just to check out the situation. I'll have to wait until the weekend to go in and make purchases. What's the rush?" Lin Li explained.

"Oh." Bai Bufan then sat down with a little more relief, and then he had time to sigh: "Sure enough, it is 360 lines, and he is the number one scholar.

I never thought that there could be such a god like Song Luping in the world, and that you are so destined to be with him.

He is right, Lin Li, you may really be the protagonist destined by God, the person destined to be the king. The only problem is that you will not become the king of prostitution that he expected, but will become the anti-pornography guy who has the completely opposite path. king.

Holy shit, a giant of demons has raised a righteous son, and the grandson of a navy admiral is going to become the Pirate King! I’m really looking forward to the day when he knows your true identity. Lin Li, write it into a novel. I will definitely subscribe to it and praise you as the author! "

"Yes, this is my destiny." This is simply him, and Lin Li has assumed the identity of the Righteous Son.

"The sky in Xiling has changed because of you. I have seen the future and a bright world. But is this a blessing or a curse?" Bai Bufan raised his head deeply, looked at the sky outside the window, and then said Second Breaking Gong: "Hey, Lin Li, look, Lao Da worked hard today, growing so much cotton!"

Lin Li was pleased that his and Bai Bufan's brain circuits were indeed the same.

No longer role-playing, Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with some interest: "I really want to get to know this Song Luping. This guy from Zhiba must be a top talent. It will be very interesting to talk to him."

Lin Li blinked. He suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to explain something to Bai Bufan.

"Oh, by the way, Bufan, I forgot to mention that you actually know Song Luping." So he spoke gently.

"Ah? Have I seen him? Let me think about it... No, I don't remember that I have any relatives named Song," Bai Bufan frowned slightly, lost in searching for memories, and finally shook his head.

I know only a handful of adults, and none of them meet the requirements.

So he asked instead: "Lin Li, have you introduced me as a buddy to him as a buddy?"

"No, it's just that I used your name in front of him."

"Oh, that's it." Bai Bufan nodded, "So you used me -?"

"?"

""

"My name?!" He turned his head sharply and stared at Lin Li.

Lin Li nodded and responded: "Hello, yes, so strictly speaking, he doesn't know me, he only knows you, Bufan. He is your buddy and he is not familiar with me."

Just ask whether Song Luping knows Bai Bufan. On the contrary, if you ask him who Lin Li is, how can he answer it?

Bai Bufan's vision gradually darkened.

Lin Li was calm and composed, and did not forget to remind him: "If you really want to meet Song Luping, or even become friends with him, I can also introduce you to him.

As long as you show the image of an excellent ladybug, he will immediately treat you as a confidant.

However, Bufan, you must remember that when we meet, don't say that you are Bai Bufan, because Bai Bufan is already me. "

"Hahaha, Lin Li, you are a human being and I will eat you." Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and smiled.

"We are gangsters. We have no use for our identities when we are away from home." Lin Li looked nonchalant and waved his hands indifferently, even a little proud.

"Is this the fucking reason why you use my identity!? I'm also a gangster. What identity do I use?"

"It's for Bao."

"Oh, that's okay too."

"No wonder you found me naked last night. When we didn't use your name in the conversation, I actually felt a little guilty on your part. It turned out that this was actually what you were referring to." Bai Bufan's eyes were full of resentment, but soon he looked relaxed again. Master, "It's good. Now in front of the squad leader, I can finally raise my head again."

I really fucking thought you were spreading rumors in front of the monitor that I had hemorrhoids. "

In fact, in comparison, at least Song Luping didn't know him, so just use his name. Chen Yuying thought that she had hemorrhoids, which was more embarrassing for Bai Bufan. Thinking of this, she still made a profit.

When Lin Li understood Bai Bufan's thoughts, he felt a little embarrassed. He patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and scratched his head:

"Feifan, you misunderstood."

"ah?"

"Whether he is spreading rumors with the squad leader or getting to know Song Luping, the protagonist of the story is Bai Bufan, and they are all true.

It's just that I'm worried that you won't be able to sleep because I told you two things at the same time last night. I don't want to see the dark circles under your eyes, which will make me feel bad. "

Lin Li showed a simple smile, clean and pure, which reminded people of Rick's fifth generation and made his lungs feel itchy.

"?"

Bai Bufan looked at this considerate smile and felt so angry that his lungs itched.

"The blush of a young man is better than all the words of love, sincerely don't deceive me."

Lin Li looked at Hong Wen's young man and deeply felt the charm of this sentence.

The blushing boy blushed even more after hearing this: "Love words? My face is full of dirty words! Lin Li! You Wanquanbu poet!"

"Feifan, don't worry, there is still good news. When I told the squad leader yesterday, she didn't react at all. Maybe she didn't remember it at all. How about I help you test whether she cares about this matter? Lin Li also felt that he had gone too far, so he comforted her considerately and tried to make amends.

Bai Bufan thought of the scene where Lin Li helped Zhou Bao confirm. Was that a test for information? It was clearly helping the squad leader consolidate his memory!

Especially now that Lin Li had a weird smile on his face.

Bai Bufan was even more sure of the result if he agreed, and his head immediately shook like a rattle: "Brother, there's no need, this is just fine. From now on, I'll just hold my butt in front of the squad leader and lift my anus while being a human being."

Looking at the sensible child, Lin Li was very pleased: "Bufan, whoever is lucky enough to be your father in the future will be considered a blessing."

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Wait, why are you standing up?" Bai Bufan asked, looking at Lin Li who suddenly stood up.

"You mentioned the levator ani, but I didn't do it today, so if you do a group of exercises, you won't really get hemorrhoids." Lin Li replied.

The levator can sit, lie down or stand, but the sitting position is actually better than standing in the classroom.

Makes sense.

So Bai Bufan also stood up.

When Zhou Baowei came back and asked what the two were doing, he did not sit down.

Therefore, if any students in the front row turn around at this time, they will find that the group of people in the back row are all standing in their positions at this moment, with tense expressions and physical exertion.

This is the charm of the word levator anus.

After seeing and hearing this word, anyone who can avoid joining a group is also a god.

…

It was already evening, and when the evening self-study was coming to an end, Xue Jian walked to the classroom.

The originally agitated voice immediately became quiet.

The desk had been cleared away, and in Xue Jian's sight, he silently picked up the textbook again.

All ready to go.

"The evening self-study is over soon. Let me tell you something." Xue Jian sat on the podium table and spoke, letting everyone's eyes be locked on him.

"The school has discussed the time for the first monthly exam this semester and postponed it from the originally scheduled Friday and Saturday to one week before the National Day. The time is to be determined, and then we will have autumn vacation on Friday and Saturday."

The classroom, which had been quiet for less than half a minute, immediately became noisy again.

Autumn break was originally a holiday for students to go home and harvest wheat decades ago. However, with the passage of time, this holiday has disappeared in most places across the country, except for the province where Xiling is located, which retains this fine tradition.

It's pretty cool.

It was even more exciting when I found out that no other provinces had it.

In the past, primary and junior high schools had three days off, but usually primary and secondary schools would use this holiday to go on autumn outings or hold sports meets.

When you reach high school, the holidays become more relaxed and flexible, and they vary from region to region in the province.

The area where Nansang Middle School is located requires no classes for two days, so the first grade students were given two days off; the second grade students were given one day off and the students in the third grade voluntarily stayed in school for two days.

It can be seen from this that as the grade increases, people will actively become more interested in learning.

This is the reason why Nansang is a public school. Some private schools that are famous for their higher education simply do not check out this fact.

As for why the monthly exam is scheduled for next Saturday, it’s not because every monthly exam deliberately takes up weekend time, but because next Tuesday is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so Monday’s classes are supposed to be held on Saturday, so it’s normal to use it for the exam. .

That is to say, the autumn break, which used to be connected with the National Day, is now connected with the Mid-Autumn Festival.

"Don't rush to be happy. During the autumn break, the school plans to organize an autumn outing, so I will temporarily tell you about it tonight so that everyone can have time to discuss where they want to go. If you have any ideas and opinions, you can tell the monitor, and then The monitor will tell me again.

The longest trip starts on Thursday night and comes back on Saturday night, and the shortest trip takes all day on Friday.

But let me say in advance that for the sake of management and safety, the premise of being able to go to a certain place is that there is more than one class that chooses to go there.

So even if our class comes up with a result that everyone accepts, it cannot be realized if no other class wants to go together.

So the process is like this. Before school is over this Friday, everyone will discuss where our class wants to go, and then I will report it. The school will discuss and let you vote on the results on the weekend. Finally, all classes will choose one of the projects with the highest voter rate..."

Because there have been similar experiences in primary and secondary schools before, no one complained about this autumn outing occupying the autumn vacation.

It is much better than using the usual weekend for the autumn outing.

If a sports meeting is held, not only will the autumn vacation be occupied, but Sunday will probably have to take up half a day for the opening and closing ceremonies. However, the weather is hot now, and it is impossible to get the weather cooler before National Day.

Everyone started discussing at this moment.

Lin Li didn't care where the autumn outing went. His mind was still on what he was going to do later.

"Lin Li." Thinking Bai Bufan suddenly called Lin Li's name.

"Say. "Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

As the saying goes, God laughs when Bufan thinks.

Lin Li was sure that he would not hear anything normal from Bai Bufan's dog mouth next.

"The elegant name for spring outing is outing, and the elegant name for autumn outing is not anti-pornography? Then last week, this week, and next week, are you considered to be on an autumn outing?"

-"Damn, you are the king of autumn outing!"

"You say so... I really am." The words are rough but the truth is not rough, Lin Li nodded.

"Great."

"Everyone! Lin Li just said that he is the king of autumn outing, and he has rich experience in autumn outings. I suggest that everyone listen to his advice!" Bai Bufan stood up and shouted loudly.

Lin Li: "?"

This voice was the best among the crowd, and everyone subconsciously looked at Lin Li, including Xue Jian.

After being shocked, Lin Li smiled.

Fuck you.

Bai Bufan.

Your revenge is the same as mine, three days is too late.

Please give me a monthly ticket