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Classroom.

It is very rare that Bai Bufan did not talk about unofficial history today.

"The names of Liu Bei's descendants are Liu Feng and Liu Chan, which together mean Feng Chan, which is the expectation for the emperor. The names of Sun Jian's descendants are Sun Quan and Sun Ce. Together, they mean Quan Ce, which is a wish for ability.

Okay, next, let's take a look at the old Cao family.

What are their names? Cao Cao, Cao Pi, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang.

Not talking about Sima, but only talking about Shu, Wei and Wu, but the Cao family is the final winner, so have you seen it? What emperor's heart, what Quan Ce, are useless! Tell me loudly! What is the ladder to victory!"

"You only need to do three things to win! Emperor Wen of Wei! Cao Ziheng! Cao Pi!"

History is right, and interpretation is wild.

After distributing breakfast to everyone, Lin Li belatedly thanked Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, the movie yesterday was really good."

"Bai's Selection, do you think? If it's not good, I can't keep it in my phone. My memory is a precious strategic material.

I still have a lot of good things saved. Have you finished watching Sister Feng's movies? Although it's a little long, classics will never go out of style. After the picture quality is restored, it even surpasses new movies."

Bai Bufan was not surprised by such praise and said lightly.

"Send it all to me, please, it's really important to me." Lin Li said solemnly.

"I'll send you my network disk account and password directly later. Sharing is also troublesome, and the link is easy to expire.

It just so happens that I still have members in my account, and I have sorted and evaluated the files, so they are not a mess.

However, in order to harmonize the saved files, most of them are compressed packages. Depending on the source, the decompression password is also different. It is usually marked in the folder. You can check it yourself when the time comes."

In the early days when network disk was the only one, how could a line of words break people's defense:

——! You are late, the shared file has been cancelled.

Every time I find a link and find out it is from a few years ago, it is a thrilling gamble.

"You are my true brother. Okay, since you don't use these resources in the dormitory on weekdays, why not give them to me who needs them more? Let me know when you need them on the weekend." Lin Li nodded, very pleased with Bai Bufan's understanding.

"No, you don't have to return them to me on weekends. I don't need these things anymore. From today on, I will officially start to quit porn! I decided to bring my talent to quit porn." Bai Bufan's eyes were firm, "I have uninstalled the banned comics and Bika on my phone! I don't know how to lose with a stable heart!"

"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.

"..."

"..."

"No, the reaction is too light! Lin Li, I think you seem to be a little disrespectful to me! Why did you only respond with a "hmm" to such an important decision!" After a short silence, Bai Bufan was a little broken.

"Wow, Bufan Bufan you are awesome, Bufan Bufan you are the best." Lin Li praised him, but awesome.

Lin Li has heard this too many times.

Bai Bufan's motto is that he abstains from sex for 23 hours a day. Assuming that he lives to the average life expectancy of 75, he has a full 72 years of abstaining from sex.

This panel data can only mean that if Bai Bufan brings his talent to the No-Fap Bar, he will indeed be the deputy goat in the No-Fap Bar.

"You will regret your words and deeds today." Bai Bufan looked coldly at his deskmate who looked down on others.

"Haha."

A few minutes later.

"Lin Li."

After breakfast, Chen Yuying threw the garbage in the trash can in the corridor and came over, calling Lin Li's name.

In fact, the trash can in the classroom was originally placed in the back row, but because it was adjusted to become a basketball hoop for Lin Li and others last semester, Xue Jian moved it to the corridor.

- At least in this way, you won't see these little bastards using tissues or other things as basketballs in class.

"What's wrong, monitor?"

"I want to talk to you about the autumn outing. Zhuo Yongfei and I discussed it and decided to discuss it by dormitory first. The dormitory head told me or him, so that we can summarize it into several major options first, and then we will choose the one that the class can accept most in the class meeting.

And because you are the only day student in the class without a dormitory, I need to talk to you separately."

Zhuo Yongfei is the deputy monitor of Class 4, Grade 1, a boy.

"Oh, so, I'm very Buddhist, everything is fine," Lin Li nodded and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, did your dormitory discuss it last night? Just merge my vote into your dormitory. There are five of the Four Heavenly Kings and four of the Three Giants of Detective Novels. It is normal for a dormitory of six people to have seven votes."

"That's fine, but classmate Bai Bufan, I'm curious, did you discuss it and come up with a result?" Chen Yuying nodded and looked at Bai Bufan and asked.

Bai Bufan, who was staring at the unopened textbook on the table with his head down, became even more rigid when he heard his name.

He turned around mechanically and faced Chen Yuying, but he didn't look at her. He said stutteringly: "We haven't discussed that yet. I guess it will be out tomorrow night."

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then realized that Bai Bufan was two extremes in front of boys and girls, especially in front of Chen Yuying, who was the best in the class in terms of foundation and appearance.

In fact, it was not that serious.

The main reason was that he had spread rumors about Bai Bufan's hemorrhoids in front of the class monitor, which dealt another blow to his already fragile heart. Lin Li noticed that Bai Bufan's hands were firmly clasped on both sides of his thighs, without any unnecessary movements.

Lin Li stood up. After all, when he thought of hemorrhoids, it was time to lift his anus.

He was not the only one who stood up.

When Lin Li and Chen Tianming, who was standing up suddenly in the back row near the back door, looked at each other, everything was self-evident, and both of them laughed.

So you also play the original - no, you also lift your anus?

Bai Bufan unknowingly became the assistant to lift his anus for the fourth class of the first grade. Seeing him could remind me to lift my anus.

At this moment, Bai Bufan seemed to have stopped thinking, he hesitated, and it was quite difficult to speak.

This made Chen Yuying a little at a loss for a moment.

Master Lin hated to see his good brother suffer such human suffering.

So Lin Li closed his eyes.

"Hahaha - cough cough." Lin Li opened his eyes and laughed out loud because he accidentally couldn't hold it back.

Because he suddenly stood up and started laughing again, Chen Yuying and Bai Bufan looked over.

Chen Yuying was confused, while Bai Bufan was resentful and asking for help - no matter who you are, take her away quickly!

"Class monitor, Bufan is a little socially anxious when facing girls, especially beautiful girls. Let him report to Yongfei later." Lin Li decided to lend a hand.

"Oh, sorry." Chen Yuying immediately stepped back after hearing this, making Bai Bufan feel more comfortable, and then a little surprised: "But it's hard to imagine that classmate Bai would be like this."

After all, Bai Bufan has a loud voice, and the whole class can hear what he says in private history. In the eyes of unfamiliar people, he should have nothing to do with social anxiety, but more like a social terrorist, making others socially anxious.

"The point is still good-looking." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

It is difficult for a girl of this age to be graceful in the face of compliments. Chen Yuying was a little shy and did not respond to such straightforward compliments.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with even more resentment.

You really used me as a metaphor between you and the squad leader?

Have you become Luffy?

——According to unofficial history, when Kaido and Big Mom didn't want children, they used Luffy.

"Actually, there is another reason, squad leader. The last time I told you that Bufan had hemorrhoids was false. I was joking and making up rumors." Lin Li then added.

Bai Bufan finally cast a grateful look this time - Lin Li didn't have a weird tone or wink this time. This was a real clarification, tears in his eyes.

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment after hearing this. She looked at Bai Bufan first, then at Lin Li: "You...did you tell me about this?"

Bai Bufan, who was still grateful, suddenly froze again.

Eh?

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in confusion.

Lin Li spread his hands innocently, tilted his head and shrugged, and said directly: "I said that the monitor didn't remember this at all, look how nervous you are."

But now he remembers it.

Realizing this, Bai Bufan found himself in the same situation as Zhou Baowei.

Or he asked for his own death!

"Monitor, I mentioned it to you at noon the day before yesterday. It's better if you don't remember it. There's no need to remember it now, because it's my rumor, it's fake." Lin Li repeated.

Bai Bufan cast a grateful look again.

"Oh, okay..." Chen Yuying nodded weakly, but her eyes were a little strange.

She was about to leave, but suddenly found a strange scene, so she asked Lin Li a little confused: "I wanted to ask just now, why did you all stand up and do horse stance?"

"To lift the anus." Lin Li answered honestly.

"What subject's outline?"

"Uh, if you want to ask, it's the subject of clamping the buttocks."

Chen Yuying: "?"

Chen Yuying, who reacted, slapped her forehead and left quickly.

But Lin Li noticed that she didn't seem to sit down immediately.

The wind of lifting the anus finally blew to the front row.

But Lin Li was a little sad.

It turns out that beautiful girls also need to lift the anus.

"Thank you so much this time, Lin Li. Except for the time when you are unreliable, you are still quite reliable." Bai Bufan was really touched this time.

"You thanked me too early."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I have lied to the monitor too many times in the past few days. I repeatedly emphasized that it was not something, and she probably took it seriously. So theoretically speaking, now she not only remembers this matter, but also confirms that you have it. Notice the monitor's eyes at that time. It feels like this is the reason." Lin Li explained with a smile.

He said that he was not a pervert and that he was not sick. Lin Li felt that Chen Yuying didn't believe it, so this was a reasonable inference.

"Haha, you said this to scare me, right?"

"..."

"Right?"

"..."

"Lin Li, nod your head and say yes! Bastard! Nod your head!" After great joy, there was great sorrow. Bai Bufan looked at the smiling Lin Li and his face turned pale again.

"I want to change my deskmate..." He said his desperate last words weakly.

"I think Ding Sihan is very suitable to be your new deskmate, Bufan, why don't you consider it?" Lin Li made his suggestion steadily.

"Are you f*cking thinking about me?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said, "If I couldn't beat you now, you would have knelt down and kowtowed to apologize to me. Lin Li, wait, wait for the day when I successfully quit masturbation, we will settle the new and old hatreds together!"

"Bufan, you can't keep doing this, what will you do when you fall in love in the future? If you don't overcome the embarrassment and uneasiness in front of girls, will you find a man to accompany you for the rest of your life?" Lin Li persuaded.

"I feel that compared to overcoming the fear of girls, it is easier to change sexual orientation." Bai Bufan thought for a while and replied, then smiled at Lin Li: "Lin Li, come on, pull up your anus, I am looking forward to your future."

Lin Li: "..."

He silently pushed the chair close to the wall, as far away from Bai Bufan as possible.

Damn, scared.

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