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"Bufan, if we don't go home until Saturday night during the autumn outing, will you still go?" Lin Li asked directly when Bai Bufan returned to the classroom and sat next to him.

Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, yawned and replied: "Did Zhuo Yongfei ask you too? I plan to see when the time comes. If it takes up Saturday, I will definitely be a little hesitant. It's so nice to go home and sleep and play games. I tend not to want to go."

"It's great that you want to go." Lin Li nodded with relief.

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Bai Bufan: "?"

"Are you dumb? I just said that I tend not to go." Bai Bufan's pronunciation was very clear this time.

"You want to go, right." Lin Li smiled and looked at Bai Bufan, his tone gentle.

"..."

Lin Li's eyes revealed the strange look of the fish in the reading comprehension of the college entrance examination. Looking at this scene, Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice:

"I want to go, I want to go so much, I must go. Who said that overnight autumn outing is not good? This overnight autumn outing is great!"

I can see that if I don't go on an autumn outing next weekend, then I can forget about going on an autumn outing this weekend.

Lin Li's strange smile immediately turned into a smile like spring breeze, and he patted Bai Bufan's shoulder with relief:

"Very good, then the burden of persuading the other five people in your dormitory to go without special reasons will be handed over to you. Ariga Duo Fei Yang Yang Sang."

OK, here, the task assigned to me by the monitor is almost completed.

I am really a genius.

Sleep.

Lin Li, who was about to lie on the table for a nap, was forcibly pulled by Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar and asked with wide eyes:

"What are you doing here? No, Zhuo Yongfei controlled you with a remote control? Touch your butt for me, I want to see what's stuffed in it!"

"Scheming 0," Lin Li slapped Bai Bufan's hand away and explained: "It has nothing to do with Zhuo Yongfei. I haven't talked to him today."

Bai Bufan thought about it and came to a different conclusion: "Everything is the class monitor's order? The class monitor controls you?"

After all, the only one who stayed with Lin Li at noon was Chen Yuying.

"It's about the same. She hopes that everyone can participate in this autumn outing as much as possible, and everyone can have a lively time before the class division." Lin Li nodded.

"What benefits did she promise you?" Bai Bufan asked hesitantly.

"What benefits do you need? The squad leader's purpose is good from any angle. As a good young man in the new era, it is my unshirkable responsibility. It's really not human to ask for benefits for such a request." Lin Li said with disdain.

"That's the reason, but Lin Li, you are unreasonable. How about this, you swear on the chicken roll?" Bai Bufan smiled.

One trick, eat all the world.

"I swear on the chicken roll, I really don't intend to accept the squad leader's benefits." Lin Li sneered.

It won't work on me this time!

In fact, my initial refusal at noon was a joke. Even if Chen Yuying didn't use the beauty trick, I would agree, but there is a difference: I won't issue a military order.

I will probably just mention it to everyone and say that I want to play with everyone in the autumn outing, and I won't do anything else.

Unfortunately, Lin Li's language game can't fool Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan also sneered: "What I want you to swear is whether you accept the benefits!"

The higher the virtue, the higher the devil.

"Then again, if the squad leader forces me to accept the benefits, then I won't respect her." Lin Li did not hide it.

"So you gave me this difficult task, but you, the middleman, took the kickbacks for all the benefits promised by the imperial army? Do you treat me like an animal?" Bai Bufan was angry.

"Hmm."

"?"

Looking at Lin Li who nodded and said "hmm", Bai Bufan scratched his ears, suspecting that he was hallucinating.

"You still say "hmm"!?"

"You just nodded so calmly and admitted that I am an animal in your heart?"

"Hmm."

"Fuck you! Lin Li, unless you share some of the benefits with me, I won't do it even if you threaten me with the autumn outing! Animals also have self-esteem!" Bai Bufan crossed his arms and said firmly.

Lin Li looked embarrassed.

"Bufan, do you really want me to share the benefits with you?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

"Really? Yes, yes, yes!" Bai Bufan nodded frequently immediately.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, and seemed to have made a major decision.

In Bai Bufan's expectant eyes, Lin Li grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Bai Bufan: "?"

What is this for?

"Bufan geigei~ Help me~~" Lin Li came online.

Many years later, whenever Bai Bufan recalled this moment, he couldn't tell what he was thinking at the time. The mystery of the universe? The true meaning of life? The end of mathematics? The derivative of physics? It seems to be all, and it seems to be none.

But he remembered very clearly that after the brain crash ended, his own reaction was:

"Lin Li, fuck you, you idiot, what are you doing? Have you been bitten by Zhou Baowei? I'm giving you rabies!"

- Bai Bufan retreated two meters with his chair, and the chair and the ground made a huge wail.

Because of Chen Yuying's experience, Lin Li had anticipated Bai Bufan's current reaction. Although he couldn't help but feel a little sad, he was still calm. He spread his hands innocently and sighed:

"You asked me to share some of the benefits with you. Am I not sharing with you? Your reaction really disappoints me."

Bai Bufan's expression froze again.

This sentence seems to contain some information.

Analyze it.

He moved his chair and himself back to the desk, his expression was dull, his eyes looked forward without focus, and stretched out a hand to press Lin Li: "Don't make noise, I'm grilling."

Lin Li nodded: "Remember to add more spicy."

Half a minute later, Bai Bufan finally figured out the cause and effect, and mechanically turned his head to look at Lin Li, with an expression of disbelief: "Is it what I thought? The class monitor used a beauty trap?"

Lin Li smiled and nodded, really smart.

"So you call the action that can be ranked as the first of the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty as giving me some benefits?" Bai Bufan laughed, this time it was a real laugh.

"First of all, I hope you respect me a little. I have been squeezing very hard." Lin Li felt that he was not respected. "Secondly, if you are really dissatisfied, I will ask the squad leader to come over and really give you some, right?"

"No, no, no!" Bai Bufan waved his hands in panic.

Others might stand at attention excitedly when Chen Yuying pulled them like this, but Bai Bufan would probably die stiffly.

"Then there is no way, you don't want it yourself." Lin Li shrugged his shoulders more innocently, and his sigh was mixed with a strong smile.

Yan Quan couldn't describe Bai Bufan's complicated expression at the moment.

He was completely controlled.

After a long time, he sighed resignedly: "Let me help you briefly explain it. Just say that you and I will go, and it will be more interesting if everyone goes, but I can't guarantee anything."

"Okay, no problem." Lin Li nodded.

Bai Bufan was not persuaded. He would just go and persuade him tomorrow or next weekend before leaving. At most, he could give him some benefits.

You can't tire your good animals to death.

You have to exhaust the pond to catch fish sustainably.

"But Lin Li, you have to promise me one thing. You are not allowed to be a pliers anymore." Bai Bufan said seriously.

Lin Li: "..."

...

After school today, because there was no need to explore other places for the time being, Lin Li went home directly.

Opening his mobile phone, Song Luping still didn't send the document to him. He could only say that he was a qualified office worker who strictly stuck to the DDL and never sent it early.

Lin Li couldn't urge him. If it hadn't been sent by Friday night, he would tentatively ask if he encountered any difficulties.

It was a rare night to go home early.

It was time to explore the treasure.

"Lin Li: Please send me the verification code, orz."

"Bai Bufan: 06017, treat it well, be gentle when using it, I will feel bad or2."

"Lin Li: OK, rz."

"Bai Bufan: Are you scolding me for being smart? Then I will change my password."

"Lin Li: Kneeling like orz and or2, but rz is the Louis XVI special edition."

"Bai Bufan: That's enough, isn't it? Is this fun? There should be a limit to playing hell jokes, "sweating soybeans"? "

"Lin Li: You didn't let him go either."

After exiting WeChat, Lin Li scanned the code and logged into Bai Bufan's cloud disk account on the computer.

It's really a rat in the granary.

Bai Bufan actually sorted out all the resources in detail.

Conventional, games, real people, non-real people.

Skipping the conventional part that even dogs don't read, Lin Li clicked on the game first. Unexpectedly, Bai Bufan also classified it within the major categories: masterpiece, excellent, OK, average, shit.

There are even subdivisions inside. Lin Li clicked on the non-Japanese ones, and the ones that caught his eyes were Virtue, Tutor, Agent 17...

Lin Li added these compressed packages to the download queue one by one, but paused the download.

Tonight's target is not them, and there will be a chance to critically appreciate them one by one later.

Clicking on the masterpieces inside the real person, there are not many here, and Lin Li's eyes are attracted by a highly recommended folder label.

VTCC-410 [4K restoration] [with subtitles].

Clicking on the preview image next to it, Lin Li smiled. It is the type he likes, and he has indeed never seen it.

Tonight, I decided to go with it. 11.4G, 4K is reasonable, and the license plate number is definitely not the one in my impression. No problem.

Click to download, Lin Li began to prepare for the war. Although he has a membership, it takes a lot of time to download 11.4G.

"Wet wipes, check! Trash can, check! After-shower water heater switch, check! Curtains, check! Lights, check! Immersive sound, check! Pants, check!"

After completing all the preparations, Lin Li sat in front of the computer chair and clicked to unzip! No need for an unzip password! Unzipped successfully!

Play!

"Live Baccarat Casino, Beautiful Dealer, Online Dealing! Click to get a thousand to start..."

Yes, that's right! That's the taste! Lin Li watched the sound disappear, the computer screen went black, and the expected text was about to begin.

"Baby Bus!"

"Starting today, I'm going to go to the toilet by myself, Mom and Dad, don't look down on me~~"

Lin Li's smile froze.

When he saw a low-energy animated bear singing in the toilet on his big-screen computer, he was dumbfounded.

"Baby Bus taught me the secret of going to the toilet, I can't wait to go to the toilet~~"

Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the upper left corner of the screen.

CCTV14 Children's Channel.

Lin Li pulled the progress bar.

"Hi Uncle Long!"

"Hi Xiaoyu... Xiaoyu! Why are you here? Isn't Tru looking after you?"

"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!" Lin Li laughed heartily, as if he had found his childhood again.

"Fuck your mother's VTCC-410!"

"Bai Bufan, I'm "beeping" your mother's "beeping" "beeping", your "beeping" is really "beeping beeping"..."

...

Nansang Middle School, dormitory.

"Lin Li: "Voice" 60s·"

Seeing this news, Bai Bufan smiled with relief, and his careful calculations were not in vain.

I originally wanted to make a file of 80 or 90G, but it is too easy to find flaws. It's a pity.

"Lin Li: Do you like to go to the toilet? I'm going to put an umbrella in your ass and then open it!"

"Lin Li: I know you are watching!"

Lin Li seemed to know that he would not listen, so he sent a message instead.

After setting his message to do not disturb, Bai Bufan smiled like a maggot when he thought of Lin Li's current appearance.

Let you clamp! Let you geigei! Let you share my benefits like this!

Then the bed board was kicked, and Zhou Baowei on the lower bunk scolded: "Taoist temples are prohibited in the middle of the night."

"First of all, it is even more inappropriate in the daytime. Secondly, I am not interested. I just think that I am a geigei and I am not interested now. I am too happy!"

Zhou Baowei: "?"

What a mental illness.

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Good news: There is a system.

Bad news: The system didn't take me with it.

Good news: I can still contact the system.

Bad news: This system task is not right...

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In 2024,

Dang Jun looked at the system task he received:

[1. The college entrance examination has been resumed. Please get into college and become the only college student in the county. This is the starting point of a great cause! ]

When he took out his college diploma from the bottom of the box...

[Ding! ]

[It was detected that the host not only got into college, but also graduated successfully! The task was completed in excess! The reward is doubled! ]

[Ding! Reward 100 yuan in cash x2, reward 100 jin of national general food coupons x2, and reward 1 rhinoceros horn, ox gallstones and tiger bone pills for strengthening the body x2. ]