The System Made Me a Fool

　　So, in the next two hours, Yan Ge experienced the most eye-opening bragging conference to another world.

　　These dozens of Taoist priests are simply the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers, and no one will let anyone bragging about it.

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Chapter 304 Absurd

　　I saw the Taoist priest holding the peach wood sword nodded and said: "Your Majesty, I am the eighty-eighth of Yuanshi Tianzun's personal inheritance:: On behalf of the disciple, Tianzun has taught me countless supernatural powers, and often entrusts me with dreams. Your Majesty only needs to give me the medicinal materials I need. With the best pill furnace, I will keep it for you to make a hundred-year-old elixir within a month!"

　　"Humph, ridiculous!"

　　Hearing his words, another long-bearded old man snorted coldly and said, "I am the [-]th generation disciple of Lao Jun on the stage. Five Emperors and Seven Sovereigns, I have seen all the gods and gods in the sky, how come I haven't heard of Yuanshi Tianzun and your disciple!"

　　"You bastards, how dare you make outrageous words under your majesty, do you know how to write the four words "crime of deceiving the king!"

　　After listening to the two of them, a Taoist priest with dark skin stopped.

　　Yan Ge was overjoyed, thinking that he had finally come to a reliable person. Look at this... Taoist priest with dark skin, he should be a real person.

　　But what this man said next surprised Yan Ge again, and saw him say with a serious face: "Your Majesty, I have learned all my skills through hard practice. 3 Entering Taoism, you can memorize it at the age of nine: "Three Caves" and "Four Auxiliaries". At eleven years old, he learned the world's Taoist methods, and at fourteen years old, he entered the realm of masters, and he was invincible all over the world.

　　If Your Majesty chooses me to concoct alchemy for you, you will definitely not be wrong!"

　　Just blow it! Yan Ge complained silently in his heart, there are not many master masters in the whole river and lake, like Tu Yan and Gui Zhen are old people over [-] years old, still have not broken through the realm of the master, you are only fourteen years old. Being a master, now is not...you are about to ascend! Seeing now, Yan Ge can be considered to know that there are no masters in Taoism at all, and they are all charlatans.

　　Just these people swaying and cheating everywhere, their poor acting skills can be exposed at a glance, but there are still so many emperors in history who have been deceived and are convinced that they are obsessed with cultivating immortals and delaying state affairs.

　　This can only remind him of the old saying: There are too many fools, and there are not enough liars! "Your Majesty, these people are so open-hearted, even the emperor you dare to lie, you are so daring! chopped!"

　　Ren Yingying whispered beside Yan Ge.

　　She has a clear distinction between love and hate, and she will never be soft-hearted towards the enemy, and she is even more angry when she sees these liars.

　　Yan Ge waved his hand: "Concubine Ai, don't be impatient. Although these people are hateful, there is no need to kill them."

　　The reason why he didn't want to punish these people was that they were summoned by officials from all over the country and rushed to the capital to serve him. Too brutal.

　　Secondly, the alchemy career that these people see now is not helpful, but it is not helpful for completing the "search"

　　Scraping Treasures"

　　This task is still meaningful.

　　After all, no matter what these people are capable of, there is no problem in listing a list of alchemy materials.

　　So he opened his mouth and said: "Sir, I don't know who to listen to when you say a word, so each of you will write a list of the materials you need for alchemy to me.

　　You have to worry that the materials are too rare and I can't find them, the more precious the materials you write, the harder it will be to find them, the more capable you are, the happier I will be."

　　When the Taoist priests heard this, they immediately began to write with their brushes.

　　Not long after, the list written by everyone was presented, Yan Ge took a look, and finally the materials written on it were not outrageous. There were ordinary minerals such as Zeng Qing, alumite, talc, feldspar, mica, etc., and there were also very rare minerals. What blood pears, Jianzhi, Yufeng pulp, ice ants, ice toads, Kongshan stone milk, etc., made him dazzled.

　　Yan Ge secretly said: If it is ordered to collect these strange materials from the people, it must not be the case to complete the task, so it is not a waste of time to gather these Taoist priests.

　　When the materials are in hand, let them give it a final try. It is best if they can make something, and if they can't make it, it's okay to drive them away.

　　Yan Ge gave an order on the spot, all Taoist priests should return to the guild hall to rest for the time being, and wait until the materials they need have been collected before summoning.

　　All the Taoist priests were ordered to retire one after another, and only one old Taoist who was slender, with slightly longer earlobes and tattered clothes, who looked a bit shabby and funny, remained in the hall.

　　The two Yujian Ji beside him scolded: "Hey old man, don't hurry up, you can stay in your majesty's hall if you want."

　　The old man laughed and said: "The two girls, you have practiced the Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl, but you need to cultivate your body, don't be so angry."

　　When the two Jade Sword Masters heard it, they immediately took a step back in surprise, Yan Ge on the steps also changed his face, and quickly walked two steps to Lao Dao: "You, what did you just say about the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, how do you know that they practiced the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra? "

　　Lao Dao widened his eyes and said in surprise: "What Heart Sutra did Lao Dao say about the Heart Sutra?"

　　Yan Ge looked at the old Daoist pretending to be stunned, and became suspicious. He was sure that this person really said the four words "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" just now, and what kind of ability he has, you can see the jade sword at a glance. Seeing that the old Taoist refused to admit the practice of Ji's body, Yan Ge didn't ask any further questions, but said, "Then, does the Taoist have any advice for me to stay here?"

　　The Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, there is nothing that the old Taoist can point to, but I just want to give His Majesty a plan."

　　Yan Ge said: "Fortune-telling is great, but I haven't been counted yet.

　　Come to Daoist Master, this way please!"

　　Feilu reminds you: three things to read, collect and push

Chapter 305

　　Yan Ge took the Taoist to the imperial study room and asked him to start fortune telling, but the Taoist extended a finger and said, "Your Majesty, my fortune telling is not free, I have to charge your Majesty's fortune telling."

　　"Bold!"

　　Ren Yingying couldn't take it any longer, "You are an old-fashioned sage, Your Majesty asks you to do a fortune-telling because you look down on you. If you are not grateful to Dade, it's fine, and you dare to accept His Majesty's money, you just don't know what to do!"

　　Yan Ge stopped Ren Yingying and asked patiently, "Then this Taoist priest, how much do you want to charge for this hexagram?"

　　"Not much, not much, just one hundred taels of gold."

　　One hundred taels of gold, this Taoist priest really dares to ask for it! If the few people just now were replaced, Yan Ge would have his subordinates blasted out again, but he clearly heard the "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra" just now.

　　Those four words made him not dare to despise this sloppy old man in front of him no matter what.

　　Yan Ge ordered someone to fetch a large box, opened it, and the room was full of golden light.

　　Old Dao suddenly had gold stars in his eyes, and his saliva was about to flow. He threw himself on the box, grabbed a gold ingot, and wanted to put it in his arms, as if he had seen some peerless beauty.

　　Seeing his greed for money, Yan Ge's heart was half cold. What kind of master would someone who is so greedy for money be?

　　"Oh, hehe, look at me, I almost forgot!"

　　Lao Dao patted his head, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, tidied up the small square hat on his head, took out a few dirty copper coins from his arms, and played with it on the table.

　　"Your Majesty was born in the twenty-ninth year of Guangyu, and grew up in the future, and there are beauties"

　　The old Taoist jingled around for a long time, and slowly came up with a well-known incident.

　　"Stop, stop, Daoist, what kind of fortune-telling are you talking about!"

　　Yan Ge said dissatisfiedly, "Everyone knows this!"

　　Lao Dao touched his head embarrassedly, just when Yan Ge thought he couldn't say any more useful information, Lao Dao spoke up.

　　"His Majesty once went to an island in the East China Sea, and had a strange encounter on the island. He also lingered in a flower shop in the south of the Yangtze River, and received a pretty beauty. He also strayed into the midst of water pirates."

　　Yan Ge's eyes widened immediately, and he was ecstatic! The old man actually told his experience from the beginning of his tour in Jiangnan to ten,89, and although the key details are vague, but the general direction is exactly the same! Even if these experiences are The people around Yan Ge can't all know how a Taoist priest he doesn't know before!

　　"In Wenbo next week, it's Xianyun, who travels around the world, and it's hard to say where he came from."

　　The old man said with a smile.

　　"Then I don't know how Chang can count my experience so clearly."

　　Yan Ge asked tentatively.

　　Wen Bo covered his mouth and made a very surprised expression, "I don't hide from your majesty that the old Taoist fortune-telling is wrong nine times out of ten. I didn't expect that the blind cat met the dead rat today and was right once. .

　　Xie Tian

　　Thank you, God bless you, these golden old masters can be taken away."

　　Dress up, you can dress up.

　　Yan Ge complained silently in his heart.

　　This Taoist priest started to pretend to be crazy and stupid at the critical moment, as if he didn't want to reveal his identity to Yan Ge too much.

　　But if he can be right once, it is absolutely impossible for him to be right twice. If he is right twice, he definitely has the real ability, and he can only deliberately hide his identity for some reason.

　　Since the real people don't show their faces, and the masters are hidden from the world, Yan Ge does not insist on exposing them, but shoves the box of gold to Zhou Wenbo.

　　"Master, I have one more thing to ask. If you can answer it for me, I can give me another box of gold!"

　　"Very good! Very good!"

　　Hearing this, Zhou Wenbo jumped up, clapped his hands and said happily, "If your Majesty has anything, please tell me, as long as the old man can help, he will do his best."

　　So Yan Ge informed the Taoist priest about the predicament Mozi encountered when he made the mechanical weapon, and said: "Taoist, I wonder if you can give me another hexagram to calculate this great territory of Wei, where can I find it? One of the toughest and thickest woods"

　　Zhou Wenbo continued to take out the pile of copper coins and pretended to play with it for a long time.

　　Yan Ge watched anxiously from the side, and really couldn't figure out what kind of pattern this pile of broken five copper coins could make.

　　Ren Yingying whispered: "Your Majesty, this man is crazy, will it do you any harm?"

　　Her worries have their own reasons, after all, this person is vague about his identity, and always feels that he has no good intentions.

　　However, Yan Ge instinctively felt that although Zhou Wenbo was weird, he was someone who could be trusted.

　　As for the reason, it is very simple, that is, Zhou Wenbo's eyes are very clear.

　　He always felt that everything Zhou Wenbo did was a disguise, and the real one was hidden by a thick package, but that... a pair of eyes made Yan Ge feel that this person could be trusted.

　　After a long time, Zhou Wenbo slowly took the copper coins on the table back into his arms, and nodded to Yan Ge: "Your Majesty, according to the results calculated by the old Taoist, as long as you find a two-tailed crow, you will be able to achieve your satisfaction. "

　　"What the hell is a two-tailed crow?"

　　Yan Ge was puzzled.

　　Zhou Wenbo shook his head: "Your Majesty, the old Tao is only responsible for fortune-telling. As for whether it can be found or not, and the result after finding it, this Tao is not responsible for it."

　　He looked irrelevant.

　　"Your Majesty, the old way takes my leave."

　　After Zhou Wenbo finished speaking, he picked up the gold and left, leaving Yan Ge in a daze.

　　For Zhou Wenbo, this strange old man, Yan Ge couldn't understand it at all.

　　When you think he is a peerless master, his performance makes you think he is just a madman who is stupid and greedy for money, but the information he unintentionally discloses makes people have to be in awe.

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Chapter 306 Continue the Onslaught

　　In any case, Zhou Wenbo always provided the "two-tailed crow"