The System Made Me a Fool
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Yan Ge said: "Don't believe it, I'll show you once I'll show you, it's interesting!"
So Yan Ge took Yue'er and more than a dozen palace maids and Yujianji to find an open space in the south of Miyagi, and made two goals with wooden frames, and then divided the beauties into two teams to confront each other.
"Girls, the rule is that each team chooses a goal, and then each has a person standing in front of the wooden door to defend, this person must not leave the goal, but can touch the ball with his hands.
Other players can only touch the ball with their feet, kick the ball into the opponent's goal and get [-]%, and whoever has the most points at the end wins!"
Yan Ge said loudly, he himself stood on the sidelines and instructed the maids: how to play the game.
He tried his best to explain the rules of modern football in the simplest way, there is no offside, foul and so on, the purpose is to let the girls feel the most primitive and simple fun of football.
"Well, it's very boring."
Yue'er mumbled and joined the Cuju competition listlessly.
Palace maids: They all looked lazy at first. Although they were doing servants' work in the palace, they were essentially living a comfortable life in fine clothes and jade. Naturally not interested.
But the ladies of the palace: There are also several Yujianji mixed in among them.
The Jade Swordsmen are fit and healthy, and they have to undergo strict exercise every day, so they adapt very quickly to this kind of exercise.
After a period of chaotic scenes in which everyone was scrambling and trying to test each other, finally a Yujianji was familiar with the gameplay, and her footwork was very talented. A few palace maids standing in front of them like wooden stakes came to the other side of the goal, and the girl standing in front of the goal on the other side couldn't help but cheer up and put on a gesture of interception.
Unexpectedly, when the kick ball flew over at a high speed, she didn't have time to react at all, and the kick ball flew into the door frame.
"pretty!"
Yan Ge cheered loudly, stepped forward and hugged the Yujianji and kissed her pretty face, making the Yujianji blushing.
But Yan Ge didn't expect that his kiss actually brought the atmosphere of the audience up! The other ladies in the palace would even be rewarded by Yan Ge when they saw the goal. They were jealous and regretful. people are not themselves.
So they all fought hard, just to get Yan Ge's praise! As everyone's enthusiasm increased, not only Yan Ge would praise each time he scored a goal, but even his teammates would come over to congratulate him. After all, his teammates scored a goal. It's better to have a light on your own face than to see the other party being praised by Yan Ge.
After that, the girls started to forget about Yan and cheered for the goal itself.
At this time, they had already fully devoted themselves to the competition of winning and losing, and the charm had conquered these beauties in just half an hour. After their immersion and stern song announced the end of the competition, the girls were still a pair of beauties. Unfinished look.
Yue'erxiang walked to Yan Ge's side dripping with sweat, and said angrily: "Your Majesty, they finally pulled my arm and acted as a rogue, otherwise I will definitely score one more point!"
Yan Ge patted her little head and said, "You, didn't you say this thing is boring?"
Yue'er opened her mouth wide: "Yes, why is it so interesting to play?"
"I don't care, Your Majesty, I have to play tomorrow, and I must win back what I lost today."
Yue'er said reluctantly.
"Hahaha, good, good!"
Yan Ge laughed.
He organized the maids today: Playing Cuju is just a test of the water. I didn't expect the appeal of Cuju to show up so quickly. This is still in the face of these women who are not naturally fond of sports.
If it is promoted among men, the effect will be better.
Now he is not worried about the completion of the Cuju mission at all, as long as the promotion efforts are increased a little, it will be a matter of time before Cuju becomes popular in the whole country! Yan Ge said to Yue'er: "Yue'er, since you like this game so much, I will I have a task for you."
"what"
"You must promote this game as soon as possible among the concubines, maids, and princesses in the palace. The more people who play the game, the better. It is my will!"
"Okay, I'm still worried that I don't know who to find to play with me!"
Yue'er immediately cheered when she heard it.
This is Yan Ge's plan. In ancient times, every move of the palace represented fashion like a modern star.
What is popular in the palace, what is popular outside the palace.
Therefore, as long as the game of Cuju becomes popular in the palace, it will not be far from its popularity in the whole country.
Lone Bamboo Mountain, inside Lone Bamboo Temple.
Yan Ge sat opposite Master Tu Qian, and there was a pot of fragrant tea on the square table in front of him.
Yan Ge said earnestly: "Master Tu Yan, I know that you are a master at the level of a master in the rivers and lakes, and Gu Cheng, the leader of the Ten Fang Society, is a sect of the Demon Sect, please help me get rid of him.
Otherwise, the court will not be able to find a strong man who can compete with Gu Cheng."
Master Tu Yan's face was calm, he took a sip of tea and said, "Your Majesty is joking.
You are the Son of Heaven, and you have a million armored soldiers, so what's the use of me, an old monk from a dead temple?"
Yan Ge reluctantly said: "Master Tu Qian, don't be a real person. The first-class generals under my command have all been repelled by a monk in your temple. Do you still want to hide your identity?"
Tu Qian shook his head: "Your Majesty, Lao Na has never hidden his identity.
But the rivers and lakes are a thing of the past for Lao Na, and now I have completely faded out of the mortal world, and only devote myself to practicing Buddhism and Taoism.
"But Master, the ten directions will endanger the world, and they will stare at my life. If something happens to me, then the world will be in chaos. You are a master, and you are compassionate, and you don't want to see such a thing happen! "
Yan Ge thought for a while, and then changed his mind to persuade Tu Yan.
Tu Yan was tall and straight, the folds on his face moved, and a kind smile emerged: "Your Majesty, you are very clever and can speak well, but after all, you are only a sophistry.
What we Buddhists cultivate is the present world, and we avoid cause and effect, so how can we commit the precepts of the present world because of this future event?”
Yan Ge was immediately anxious: "Master, how can this be called a violation of precepts? I just asked you to take action, and I didn't ask you to kill people."
But no matter what Yan Ge said, Tu Yan was unmoved, Yan Ge had no choice but to say: "Since the master is determined not to help me, I will not force it, it is just whether the master can make that day. Lend me the little master who repelled General Dian Wei under my command."
He had a good calculus in his heart, that the bamboo pole monk could easily defeat Dian Wei, and his martial arts had definitely reached the level of an absolute master.
If he could borrow the bamboo pole monk, and with Ren Yingying by his side, there would be two great masters, and he would have a better chance of completely destroying the Ten Fang Guild.
Tu Yan put down the teacup in his hand: "Your Majesty, my apprentice is a martial idiot, except for me, he will be convinced only if someone can beat him.
If anyone around Your Majesty can beat him, he will naturally be willing to go with His Majesty, and the old man will not hinder him."
"That's it, let's ask one of my wife to learn a thing or two with that little master."
Yan Ge said that he also wanted to see who was stronger between Ren Yingying and that bamboo pole monk.
The Bamboo Pole Monk still had the same cold and hard expression as limestone. He was holding a bamboo pole in his hand. He didn't know whether his bamboo pole was a special one or he just picked it up from the ground every time.
Ren Yingying knew that the opponent this time was extraordinary, so she took out the double swords around her waist very seriously and set up a posture.
"ah!"
Ren Yingying gave a coquettish shout and rushed towards the bamboo pole monk.
When the two fought together, they could see that Ren Yingying was better than Dian Wei.
Dian Wei only knew how to smash and knock hard and use his brute force, but he didn't know that the monk should have used the Buddhist "moving like a mountain".
The secret method, even if the mountain falls, it can't overtake him, how can the mere swords help him! Ren Yingying is different, Ren Yingying swordsmanship.
Light and agile, with sharp feet, every time he deftly bypassed the defense of the bamboo pole and tried to directly hit the monk's key point: the monk had no choice but to draw the pole to return to the defense.
The two of you have a bamboo pole and I have a sword to fight back and forth, and it is hard to tell the difference for a while.
The monk gave a low "Che!"
Then he threw the bamboo pole into the air, only to see that the solitary bamboo pole was actually there: countless pole shadows flashed in the air, and each shadow was condensed with golden light aimed at Ren Yingying, and Ren Yingying was slammed heavily for a while. Surrounded by golden shadows.
The monk continued to recite the words: "All the dharmas that have behaviors are like dream bubbles, like dew and like electricity, so you should look at them like this."
After reading, countless bamboo poles rushed towards Ren Yingying like lightning bolts, seeing that her thin voice and shadow were about to be avoided.
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Chapter 145
"Yingying!"
Yan Ge called out nervously.
"Husband, I am here!"
At this moment, in the golden light flashing masterpiece, a red dot suddenly appeared, and then the red dot became bigger and bigger, until it came out like red-hot red iron.
"This is!"
Yan Ge widened his eyes.
I saw Ren Yingying holding the two swords crossed in front of her chest, her whole body was full of bright red true energy, and a red phoenix appeared faintly in the air behind her head! The next moment, that red phoenix accompanied Ren Yingying's figure, He got into the monk's body at a strange angle! Then something miraculous happened. The monk stood still as if he was petrified. He couldn't move. He could only watch Ren Yingying's long sword towards his shoulder. Stab! "The female benefactor, please stop!"
Master Tu Yan narrowed his eyes, grabbed a teacup on the table with his right hand, and threw it into the air.
The teacup seemed to have eyes, and it smashed onto Ren Yingying's sword impartially, and then the teacup did not break, but flicked to change its angle in the air, and ran towards Yingying's dagger again.
So Yingying's two swords, one long and one short, fell to the ground like a broken soul, and Yingying just patted the monk's shoulder with an empty palm.
For this reason, being shot by Ren Yingying with infuriating energy, the monk was also very uncomfortable, his dantian rolled over and he almost fainted.
Ren Yingying picked up the long and short swords, cupped her hands and said, "Little Master has given up!"
After she finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Master Tu Yan: "Master's skill is profound, and he has reached the realm of transformation, which makes the little girl amazed."
But Tu Yan did not answer her meaning, but stared blankly at the red phoenix phantom that had dissipated in the air, muttering something in the air.
When Yan Ge got close to listen, what Tu Yan was reading was: "The bamboo poles fall to the ground and make a sound, and the phoenix dance moves the Buddha's dust lightly."
He chewed it once: "The bamboo pole fell to the ground and made a sound, and the phoenix dance moved the Buddha's dust lightly.
Sounds like a proverb"
Only then did Tu Yan come back to his senses, and his always calm face showed an incredible look.
Tu Yan said: "Ten years ago, I was tired of the affairs of the rivers and lakes and came to this Lonely Bamboo Mountain by myself, but here I met a manly-headed monk.
That monk is very strange, he doesn't answer when he asks him anything, he just keeps repeating a sentence behind me."
Yan Ge said clearly: "It must be the proverb you just read."
Tu Qian nodded: "That's right.
That monk followed me for more than ten days, until I found this broken Wu, temple and renamed it Guzhu Temple after remodeling.
The next night he disappeared."
"'The bamboo pole fell to the ground and made a sound, and the phoenix dance moved the Buddha's dust lightly.
' The old man never thought of what this sentence meant.
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