Chapter 6.05 – Let Me Give Everyone An Introduction… (1)

Regarding Xiang Han’s actions, Xu Yan Ze found himself speechless. Even at such a time, this person could only think of how to seduce him. Could he be more serious? This lad couldn’t have been a mommy’s boy at home, right? To be pampered until he was ignorant of world affairs, just how on earth did he survive until now?

He immediately went forward and grabbed his collar to lift him up. Originally, Xu Yan Ze planned to send Xiang Han to keep watch if he was free, but once he remembered how he fell asleep, he believed he couldn’t entrust such an easy yet important task to him. Thus, once the words were in his throat, he forcibly swallowed it down and changed his words. “Go there and drink some water.”

Xiang Han was flabbergasted when he was hauled up and was wondering how he had provoked this person. Turns out, it was a false alarm since Xu Yan Ze only reminded him to drink water. Was there a need for such a commotion?

However, for Xu Yan Ze to specially come to remind him to drink water showed that he was beginning to soften up. This was a good opportunity for them to build a closer relationship.

Thinking of this, Xiang Han began to grow excited. He turned back to look at Xu Yan Ze and happily said, “I’m going. Thank you, Yan Ze.”

Xu Yan Ze released his hands and expressionlessly replied, “Don’t call me that in the future. Are we very close?”

Xiang Han nearly fell, his expression turning sluggish after he regained his balance as he grew resentful. Whatever, he doesn’t care about a name. Who was the one who wanted him to call him this way back then? Hehe.

After roasting him, Xiang Han calmed down. There was no need to argue with an amnesiac person.

But even if he knows it’s logical, Xiang Han still felt unreconciled. He silently chanted ‘Wifey’ in his heart several times before he felt better and asked Big A, [When will he regain his memories?]

Big A said vaguely, “That… it’s not time yet. Once it’s time, I will let you know.”

Xiang Han’s intuition told him the situation was far from good. [It’s not another round of abuse, right?]

[Haha… how could it be?] Big A laughed drily. [After abusing him in the last world, the entire system nearly collapsed. We’re not doing it again, haha…]

[That’s good.] Xiang Han sighed in relief. If it wasn’t for the accident in the last world, why would he need to suffer in the apocalypse? Now, whenever he saw those dry biscuits, his throat would close up.

Seeing Xue Lele enjoying those biscuits, he also felt incredibly thirsty and subconsciously looked at the basin containing several icicles.

Beside the basin, there were eight cups. When he looked carefully, he realised that everyone randomly grabbed one, so he walked over and picked a clean and pretty glass to put the ice water in.

Just as he was drinking happily, Xu Yan Ze was frowning.

Out of the many cups there, why did this lad choose his? Moreover, it was right after he had just used it. Was he thinking of it as an indirect kiss?

Xu Yan Ze was grossed out. He didn’t expect this rich second-generation to be a pervert and couldn’t understand where he had so much energy to do such things. It really made his balls hurt. Since he was too idle, he’d make Xiang Han continue to drive. For someone who can’t even keep vigil, this was his only use.

Thus, Xiang Han could only bitterly drive for an entire afternoon while Xu Yan Ze slept the whole way, not paying him any attention.

In the beginning, Xiang Han didn’t notice it but once they disembarked, Xu Yan Ze completely treated him as invisible. Why did his attitude become even worse than before?

What’s wrong with him now? He’d been driving honestly all along without doing anything, just how did he provoke him?

Nothing seemed to be going his way since afternoon. The car constantly met with zombies and he even choked while eating dinner. When he wanted to drink water, he couldn’t find the clean and pretty glass cup he used before.

After dinner, they continued to move as quickly as they could before the sky turned dark. They only stopped after finding an area with a large expanse of view.

Having driven for an entire day, Xiang Han was so tired that he only wanted to stand up instead of sitting.

Xu Yan Ze was arranging the patrol duty rotations but when he walked past Xiang Han, it was like he was invisible.

Confused, Xiang Han asked him, “Do you… have something against me?”

“No.” Xu Yan Ze frowned deeply and turned to leave.

“Then why do you avoid me whenever you see me?”

The others had begun to put down what they were doing to eavesdrop.

Xu Yan Ze stared intently at the sleeve that was grabbed, causing Xiang Han to hurriedly fling his hand away but didn’t retreat.

He silently pondered, he didn’t expect this lad to be so persistent. It looks like being cold isn’t the best method; he needed to completely obliterate this thought in his head.

Therefore, he met Xiang Han’s eyes and expressionlessly said, “I’m not avoiding you. I’m just not interested in you. Can you understand?”

“Uh…”

“Stay further away from me from now on. Stop pestering me uselessly.”

With this, Xu Yan Ze turned around and left, leaving Xiang Han standing there in a daze. Then, he began to wonder.

After coming back, he neither confessed nor pushed him down. He didn’t do anything in this world apart from trying to get closer… unless this plan was too excessive?

Xu Lele came over and gently patted his shoulders. “Don’t be discouraged. If you talk about your past, maybe Captain Xu will remember.”

Xiang Han was baffled. Lady, is there a hole in your brain? Why do you look like you understand everything?

Xu Lele patted his shoulders a little more before escaping to find Beardy.

Beardy asked, “How is it? What’s up with them two?”

“Ah, full of dog blood!” Xu Lele sighed sorrowfully and the others perked up their ears.

“… It’s like this. The two finally reunited, but Captain Xu doesn’t seem to remember. Although Wu Han is smiling on the surface, his heart is crying. Ah…”

“Oh~” Everyone was enlightened.

“Why are you all gathered here?” Xu Yan Ze suddenly walked towards them and swept a rigid gaze over.

Everyone immediately regained their usual state of facial paralysis and coughed dryly.

　After ruminating on Xu Lele’s words, Xiang Han felt that her words had a point, so when he saw Xu Yan Ze look over, he quickly called out. “Wifey, you fly up to the ninth heavens. It’s a pity I only have one life to offer to the yellow springs. My call echoes through the sky and land, but you can’t hear it…” 1

Xu Yan Ze unexpectedly walked over and asked gloomily, “Why are you howling? Not afraid of attracting zombies? Be sure to be louder.”

Xiang Han quickly shut up. Turning around, he deliberately continued singing, “Don’t tell me you forgot about my…”

Xu Yan Ze’s lips twitched while he thought to himself, don’t sing such a wretched song that could even summon a white snake.

Even though a white snake didn’t appear, a bunch of zombie dogs did.

By then, it was already in the middle of the night. Xiang Han wasn’t assigned to keep watch and was currently eating a huge feast in his dream when he heard Big A shouting. [The dogs are coming, wake up!]

“Dog? I don’t eat dogs…” Xiang Han’s mind was blank.

[If you still don’t wake up, I’ll let 009 electrocute you.]

Xiang Han immediately quivered. When he was finally awake, he quickly sat up and shouted, “H-hurry and run. The dogs are coming.”

The others who were woken by his shout began to murmur, “What dog?”

Looking up, they saw Xiang Han causing a ruckus and thought he was having a nightmare so they turned around and intended to go back to sleep. “Quick sleep, Captain Xu is outside.”

“There really are dogs, zombie dogs.” Xiang Han began to slap them awake one by one.

He had already seen the map and there were at least 20 to 30 dogs. They either lacked an ear, a tail, or even half their skin and had bones exposed. They looked incredibly frightening as they ran here at full speed.

After being woken up, everyone was annoyed and assumed it was just a dream. There weren’t any villages nearby, where could zombies come from? Even if there were, it should be the patrolling people who discovered it first, and not the sleeping young master Wu.

With such a large fuss, it was impossible for Xu Yan Ze to not notice so it didn’t take long for him to appear. “What is it?”

“This lad is dreaming, he said there are zombie dogs,” Beardy yawned and replied.

“Really, I saw it.” Xiang Han didn’t know how he should explain it, only looking frantically at Xu Yan Ze.

With his look, Xu Yan Ze didn’t reply. Instead, he picked up his binoculars and looked around but didn’t detect any unusualness.

He couldn’t help but frown and look towards Xiang Han suspiciously. However, the latter’s expression was genuinely filled with anxiety and there wasn’t any reason for him to lie. Was it really a dream?

Xu Yan Ze was doubtful but he has always been cautious. Since it was nearly dawn, he instructed the others, “There’s two more hours before daybreak. Since everyone is awake, let’s move out. Those who are tired can just take a nap in the car.”

Everyone had no objections and hurriedly packed up.

No matter how fast everyone was, Xiang Han was still anxious as he calculated the distance in his head.

Xu Yan Ze saw his nervous expression and didn’t know why but he had to comfort him. “Although zombies are fast, they are still a bunch of rotting flesh. It’s not hard to deal with them.”

Nonsense! Once they bite or scratch you, just wait to be infected.

Xiang Han didn’t believe him. Seeing that there was only a distance of 400m, they should be visible now. “Take a look again, I definitely saw them before I woke up.”

You also know it was before you woke up? Xu Yan Ze’s lips twitched but he still picked up his binoculars. This time, before he could scan the entire area properly, his expression abruptly changed. He dropped the binoculars and dragged Xiang Han to run towards the car while hurrying the others, “Faster. There are really zombies, nearly 30 of them.”

Xiang Han staggered miserably and despised him. “Didn’t you say there’s no need to worry? They were easy to deal with?”

Xu Yan Ze quickly stuffed him into the car and took the driver’s seat.

When the others heard that there were zombies, their expression instantly changed. Within five seconds, everyone was seated and the accelerator was depressed all the way. The roar of the engine quickly alerted the zombies and they rapidly chased after them, growling as they pounced on the roof.

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The song’s title is: 娘子你飞上九重天
https://www.xiami.com/song/xN5imfc923a

Chapter 6.05 – Let Me Give Everyone An Introduction… (1)

Regarding Xiang Han’s actions, Xu Yan Ze found himself speechless. Even at such a time, this person could only think of how to seduce him. Could he be more serious? This lad couldn’t have been a mommy’s boy at home, right? To be pampered until he was ignorant of world affairs, just how on earth did he survive until now?

He immediately went forward and grabbed his collar to lift him up. Originally, Xu Yan Ze planned to send Xiang Han to keep watch if he was free, but once he remembered how he fell asleep, he believed he couldn’t entrust such an easy yet important task to him. Thus, once the words were in his throat, he forcibly swallowed it down and changed his words. “Go there and drink some water.”

Xiang Han was flabbergasted when he was hauled up and was wondering how he had provoked this person. Turns out, it was a false alarm since Xu Yan Ze only reminded him to drink water. Was there a need for such a commotion?

However, for Xu Yan Ze to specially come to remind him to drink water showed that he was beginning to soften up. This was a good opportunity for them to build a closer relationship.

Thinking of this, Xiang Han began to grow excited. He turned back to look at Xu Yan Ze and happily said, “I’m going. Thank you, Yan Ze.”

Xu Yan Ze released his hands and expressionlessly replied, “Don’t call me that in the future. Are we very close?”

Xiang Han nearly fell, his expression turning sluggish after he regained his balance as he grew resentful. Whatever, he doesn’t care about a name. Who was the one who wanted him to call him this way back then? Hehe.

After roasting him, Xiang Han calmed down. There was no need to argue with an amnesiac person.

But even if he knows it’s logical, Xiang Han still felt unreconciled. He silently chanted ‘Wifey’ in his heart several times before he felt better and asked Big A, [When will he regain his memories?]

Big A said vaguely, “That… it’s not time yet. Once it’s time, I will let you know.”

Xiang Han’s intuition told him the situation was far from good. [It’s not another round of abuse, right?]

[Haha… how could it be?] Big A laughed drily. [After abusing him in the last world, the entire system nearly collapsed. We’re not doing it again, haha…]

[That’s good.] Xiang Han sighed in relief. If it wasn’t for the accident in the last world, why would he need to suffer in the apocalypse? Now, whenever he saw those dry biscuits, his throat would close up.

Seeing Xue Lele enjoying those biscuits, he also felt incredibly thirsty and subconsciously looked at the basin containing several icicles.

Beside the basin, there were eight cups. When he looked carefully, he realised that everyone randomly grabbed one, so he walked over and picked a clean and pretty glass to put the ice water in.

Just as he was drinking happily, Xu Yan Ze was frowning.

Out of the many cups there, why did this lad choose his? Moreover, it was right after he had just used it. Was he thinking of it as an indirect kiss?

Xu Yan Ze was grossed out. He didn’t expect this rich second-generation to be a pervert and couldn’t understand where he had so much energy to do such things. It really made his balls hurt. Since he was too idle, he’d make Xiang Han continue to drive. For someone who can’t even keep vigil, this was his only use.

Thus, Xiang Han could only bitterly drive for an entire afternoon while Xu Yan Ze slept the whole way, not paying him any attention.

In the beginning, Xiang Han didn’t notice it but once they disembarked, Xu Yan Ze completely treated him as invisible. Why did his attitude become even worse than before?

What’s wrong with him now? He’d been driving honestly all along without doing anything, just how did he provoke him?

Nothing seemed to be going his way since afternoon. The car constantly met with zombies and he even choked while eating dinner. When he wanted to drink water, he couldn’t find the clean and pretty glass cup he used before.

After dinner, they continued to move as quickly as they could before the sky turned dark. They only stopped after finding an area with a large expanse of view.

Having driven for an entire day, Xiang Han was so tired that he only wanted to stand up instead of sitting.

Xu Yan Ze was arranging the patrol duty rotations but when he walked past Xiang Han, it was like he was invisible.

Confused, Xiang Han asked him, “Do you… have something against me?”

“No.” Xu Yan Ze frowned deeply and turned to leave.

“Then why do you avoid me whenever you see me?”

The others had begun to put down what they were doing to eavesdrop.

Xu Yan Ze stared intently at the sleeve that was grabbed, causing Xiang Han to hurriedly fling his hand away but didn’t retreat.

He silently pondered, he didn’t expect this lad to be so persistent. It looks like being cold isn’t the best method; he needed to completely obliterate this thought in his head.

Therefore, he met Xiang Han’s eyes and expressionlessly said, “I’m not avoiding you. I’m just not interested in you. Can you understand?”

“Uh…”

“Stay further away from me from now on. Stop pestering me uselessly.”

With this, Xu Yan Ze turned around and left, leaving Xiang Han standing there in a daze. Then, he began to wonder.

After coming back, he neither confessed nor pushed him down. He didn’t do anything in this world apart from trying to get closer… unless this plan was too excessive?

Xu Lele came over and gently patted his shoulders. “Don’t be discouraged. If you talk about your past, maybe Captain Xu will remember.”

Xiang Han was baffled. Lady, is there a hole in your brain? Why do you look like you understand everything?

Xu Lele patted his shoulders a little more before escaping to find Beardy.

Beardy asked, “How is it? What’s up with them two?”

“Ah, full of dog blood!” Xu Lele sighed sorrowfully and the others perked up their ears.

“… It’s like this. The two finally reunited, but Captain Xu doesn’t seem to remember. Although Wu Han is smiling on the surface, his heart is crying. Ah…”

“Oh~” Everyone was enlightened.

“Why are you all gathered here?” Xu Yan Ze suddenly walked towards them and swept a rigid gaze over.

Everyone immediately regained their usual state of facial paralysis and coughed dryly.

　After ruminating on Xu Lele’s words, Xiang Han felt that her words had a point, so when he saw Xu Yan Ze look over, he quickly called out. “Wifey, you fly up to the ninth heavens. It’s a pity I only have one life to offer to the yellow springs. My call echoes through the sky and land, but you can’t hear it…” 1

Xu Yan Ze unexpectedly walked over and asked gloomily, “Why are you howling? Not afraid of attracting zombies? Be sure to be louder.”

Xiang Han quickly shut up. Turning around, he deliberately continued singing, “Don’t tell me you forgot about my…”

Xu Yan Ze’s lips twitched while he thought to himself, don’t sing such a wretched song that could even summon a white snake.

Even though a white snake didn’t appear, a bunch of zombie dogs did.

By then, it was already in the middle of the night. Xiang Han wasn’t assigned to keep watch and was currently eating a huge feast in his dream when he heard Big A shouting. [The dogs are coming, wake up!]

“Dog? I don’t eat dogs…” Xiang Han’s mind was blank.

[If you still don’t wake up, I’ll let 009 electrocute you.]

Xiang Han immediately quivered. When he was finally awake, he quickly sat up and shouted, “H-hurry and run. The dogs are coming.”

The others who were woken by his shout began to murmur, “What dog?”

Looking up, they saw Xiang Han causing a ruckus and thought he was having a nightmare so they turned around and intended to go back to sleep. “Quick sleep, Captain Xu is outside.”

“There really are dogs, zombie dogs.” Xiang Han began to slap them awake one by one.

He had already seen the map and there were at least 20 to 30 dogs. They either lacked an ear, a tail, or even half their skin and had bones exposed. They looked incredibly frightening as they ran here at full speed.

After being woken up, everyone was annoyed and assumed it was just a dream. There weren’t any villages nearby, where could zombies come from? Even if there were, it should be the patrolling people who discovered it first, and not the sleeping young master Wu.

With such a large fuss, it was impossible for Xu Yan Ze to not notice so it didn’t take long for him to appear. “What is it?”

“This lad is dreaming, he said there are zombie dogs,” Beardy yawned and replied.

“Really, I saw it.” Xiang Han didn’t know how he should explain it, only looking frantically at Xu Yan Ze.

With his look, Xu Yan Ze didn’t reply. Instead, he picked up his binoculars and looked around but didn’t detect any unusualness.

He couldn’t help but frown and look towards Xiang Han suspiciously. However, the latter’s expression was genuinely filled with anxiety and there wasn’t any reason for him to lie. Was it really a dream?

Xu Yan Ze was doubtful but he has always been cautious. Since it was nearly dawn, he instructed the others, “There’s two more hours before daybreak. Since everyone is awake, let’s move out. Those who are tired can just take a nap in the car.”

Everyone had no objections and hurriedly packed up.

No matter how fast everyone was, Xiang Han was still anxious as he calculated the distance in his head.

Xu Yan Ze saw his nervous expression and didn’t know why but he had to comfort him. “Although zombies are fast, they are still a bunch of rotting flesh. It’s not hard to deal with them.”

Nonsense! Once they bite or scratch you, just wait to be infected.

Xiang Han didn’t believe him. Seeing that there was only a distance of 400m, they should be visible now. “Take a look again, I definitely saw them before I woke up.”

You also know it was before you woke up? Xu Yan Ze’s lips twitched but he still picked up his binoculars. This time, before he could scan the entire area properly, his expression abruptly changed. He dropped the binoculars and dragged Xiang Han to run towards the car while hurrying the others, “Faster. There are really zombies, nearly 30 of them.”

Xiang Han staggered miserably and despised him. “Didn’t you say there’s no need to worry? They were easy to deal with?”

Xu Yan Ze quickly stuffed him into the car and took the driver’s seat.

When the others heard that there were zombies, their expression instantly changed. Within five seconds, everyone was seated and the accelerator was depressed all the way. The roar of the engine quickly alerted the zombies and they rapidly chased after them, growling as they pounced on the roof.

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The song’s title is: 娘子你飞上九重天

https://www.xiami.com/song/xN5imfc923a