Chapter 7.01 – Pretentious

After accompanying Xu Yan Ze on his travels, Xiang Han soon returned to the virtual space and asked in anticipation, “Can we go to the next world already?”

While Big A was still speechless, Little B had already grinned. “System is preparing the information. It’ll be done shortly.”

“Oh, alright.” Xiang Han nodded. His expression didn’t fall, and on the contrary, was filled with eagerness.

After Xiang Han was sent to the next world, Big A couldn’t help but say to Little B, “Mr Xiang has changed a lot. In the past, every time he left a world, he would be depressed for a while.”

Little B agreed. “Probably, somewhere along the way, he no longer sees the target as someone different from the general.”

Big A nodded thoughtfully. “That’s why he looks forward to the next world, so he can see ‘Xu Yan Ze’ again.”

Xiang Han opened his eyes and found that he was sitting on the toilet with something soft in his hand.

He lowered his head and clearly saw the item in his hands. With a tremble, he almost threw it out.

“Why are there fake boobs?” He flushed and muttered softly.

[Oh, because the original host is now wearing women’s clothing.] Big A kindly reminded him.

“Huh?” Xiang Han was a little surprised. He lowered his head subconsciously and saw that the original owner’s collar was slightly ajar, revealing a flat and fair chest. However, he didn’t know if it was an allergy or something, but there was a little redness at the tips of his chest.

As he lowered his head, a strand of long hair slipped from his shoulder, and when it brushed against the red spot, it felt a little prickly.

“I-is this cosplay?” Xiang Han broke into a cold sweat in his heart and hurriedly searched for the information of this world.

The original host is called Geng Xiao Han, and his father is a well-known entrepreneur in City A. He was from a wealthy family which didn’t need to worry about food, and had no bad habits…

Thank God… Xiang Han gave a long sigh of relief and continued reading on.

This should be a romance story, but the original owner was a cannon fodder. He had a marriage contract with the villain, Meng Ze, in the book. However, the two had never seen each other, let alone fall in love with each other.

The marriage contract was established by their grandfathers, but Father Geng only had one son whom he spoiled and indulged dearly. He felt that Meng Ze was not suitable for his son, and was hesitant whether or not to decline. But before he could speak, Meng Ze came to find them.

Meng Ze bluntly said that he was unaware of the marriage contract before, and apologized while saying that he only liked women. If they agreed to break the marriage contract, he was willing to give the Geng family some compensation in business. Father Geng was initially worried about this matter, so he readily agreed upon hearing it.

The original host didn’t like Meng Ze much, but was a little unhappy when he learned that his marriage had been refused. He was a spoiled young master, usually arrogant and conceited. He felt that it was normal for him not to like Meng Ze, but how could Meng Ze not like him?

After he was stabbed through his heart by his dog friends’ words, in a fit of anger, he made an extremely painful decision. He decided to crossdress to hook Meng Ze, then dump him mercilessly. Who told him to refuse the marriage?

The young master did what he said. He quickly studied strategies and purchased his outfit online. He had also successfully applied to be one of Meng Ze’s secretaries. Today was his first day at work, but what’s terrible was that Meng Ze happened to be out for discussion today. Not only did he not see anyone, but he had also been running around under Assistant Fang’s instructions.

Even worse, this young master’s delicate skin and tender flesh, coupled with his inexperience in buying fake boobs, caused him to develop an allergic reaction after wearing it all morning. So he could only remove it in the toilet.

Unfortunately, when he bent over to flush the toilet, the fake boobs accidentally fell off. This fucking thing was stained with yellow liquid. How can he continue to wear it?

If he hadn’t transmigrated to become this fool, Xiang Han would laugh. But now… who can tell him… how to come out with only one boob?

Just as he was fretting, male voices sounded from outside. Indistinctly, he heard ‘President Meng is back’. Xiang Han quickly adjusted his skirt, face turning green.

This was the male toilet, how should he go out later? Wrong! Luckily it was the male toilet, otherwise, things would get awkward.

[Go find an apple from your space. Aren’t there apples?] Big A suggested.

“Wut?” Xiang Han’s expression turned constipated. After suffering for half a day, he still went into the space and found a similar-sized apple. With a red face, he stuffed it down his shirt.

[I’m telling you, I’m immediately resigning after this day ends.]

[Wait, Meng Ze is the target] Big A reminded him.

[Huh?] Xiang Han froze, then banged his head in frustration. [I was so…by the fake boobs, I almost forgot he was called something Ze.]

That’s right, Meng Ze was the target and also the story’s villain. After seducing Meng Ze for some time, not only did the original host fail to succeed, he even paid dearly. Meng Ze had been attracted to the female lead, using all sorts of methods to hinder her from getting together with the male lead.

After the original host learnt that Meng Ze had fallen for the female lead, he wanted to struggle. However, he was soon discovered by Meng Ze and fired before he could even do anything.

Xiang Han couldn’t help but say, [I feel that… a crossdressing CEO is cuter.]

Big A, [But this book is targeted at females.]

[According to my experience, readers don’t like seeing a male/male pairing in a BG romance.]

[That’s not the point.]

[I know.] Xiang Han struggled for a bit and felt that it was almost time. [Do you think the size is a little uneven?]

Big A, [It’s fine, just make do with it.]

[Alright, I’m going out.] Leaving his space, just as he was about to open the toilet door, he asked again, [Is Meng Ze really straight?]

Big A hesitated and said, [I’m not sure. Since he’s interested in the female lead, maybe he is.]

Xiang Han suddenly fretted. He had chosen to do the romance plot, so if Meng Ze is straight, would it be better to continue dressing up as a woman? But he can’t pretend for a lifetime. If he is exposed, he would end up like the original host…

He was hesitating, so Big A encouraged him, [Don’t worry, Mr Xiang, that’s just the original plot, so the actual story will definitely change. Have confidence in yourself. Think about it, when did the admiral not fall under your pants?]

Hmm, that’s true.

Xiang Han strangely gained confidence in himself. Seeing that there was no one else in the washroom, he quickly snuck out. However, he forgot he was wearing 8 cm high heels, so when he tip-toed, he missed and hissed in pain.

When the pain eased a little, he grimaced and limped out, but when he got to the door, he fell again. Just as he was about to fall, a stern-faced young man in a suit and leather shoes suddenly pushed the door inwards. Xiang Han reacted quickly and hurriedly grabbed onto his sleeves, taking advantage of his force to change direction, and threw himself at him.

Upon collision, both parties let out a grunt.

Xiang Han silently thought: This apple is really hard, pressing painfully against my chest.

Meng Ze silently thought: This woman’s boobs are really hard…wait, I went to the wrong toilet?

He immediately pushed Xiang Han aside and feigned aloofness as he left. When he saw the sign outside, he let out a breath, but his face turned cold.

He turned around and saw Xiang Han rubbing his ‘boobs’. His expression cracked. “What’s your name? Which department are you from?”

Xiang Han looked up and quickly recognized him as Meng Ze. He frantically tried to calm himself, “I…”

As soon as he spoke, he suddenly noticed that his voice was wrong, so he hurriedly coughed and said as quietly as possible, “President Meng, my name is Geng Han, I am a new secretary.”

This voice was…too coy and artificial, it instantly reminded Meng Ze of the bird-like chatter of those who always tried to approach him at cocktail parties. Recalling how the other party had fallen over on purpose just now, he instantly understood, and scolded coldly, “Why are you here during working hours?”

Xiang Han blinked and replied innocently, “Using the toilet.”

It must be said that the original owner’s makeup skills were really terrible. Small black particles stuck to his eyelashes. Meng Ze’s veins on his forehead throbbed, and his voice turned cold and emphasised, “This is a men’s toilet.”

“Uh, maybe I saw it wrong.” Xiang Han looked embarrassed enough to find a hole to bury himself in.

What do you mean by maybe? If it’s not you that saw wrong, can it be me?

“Get out.” Meng Ze’s face turned dark. The washroom in his office was broken, otherwise he would never come here.

Xiang Han was also afraid that he would expose himself as more time passed, so he hurriedly slipped away. Worried that the apple would fall, he was still holding his ‘chest’ carefully as he left, but after a few steps, his ankle twisted again.

Meng Ze, “…” Who hired such a stupid secretary?

When Xiang Han returned to the office, Assistant Fang frowned and stared at him for a long time before saying, “Xiao Geng, sort out these documents. If you don’t understand anything, ask Nina.”

“Okay.” Xiang Han nodded politely and took the file, quickly returning to his seat. As someone who had been a president, he still knew how to act a little.

After clarifying with Nina for its direction, the system immediately took over the work and successfully completed it in a short time. Xiang Han had nothing to do. He intended to linger for a while before giving it to Assistant Fang.

The secretary’s office was next to the president’s office. When Meng Ze passed by, he saw someone slacking through the glass wall with a glance.

His expression sank and he called Assistant Fang directly, pointing to Xiang Han. “Who brought her here?”

From what he saw, someone who dressed so exaggeratedly, slacked at work, and grabbed onto their boss, most likely came through connections.

Assistant Fang glanced at Xiang Han and said in confusion, “The normal recruitment process.”

“It’s time for HR to clean up.” Meng Ze said coldly.

Assistant Fang broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly called Xiang Han. “What were you doing just now? Didn’t I tell you to organise the files?”

Seeing Meng Ze standing by the side with a sullen face, Xiang Han felt bad in his heart. He replied cautiously, “It’s finished.”

Finished? So fast?

Assistant Fang was a little suspicious. “Go and get it.”

Assistant Fang took a moment to look through the file, hiding his surprise. He couldn’t help praising, “No mistakes, very efficient.”

Meng Ze’s expression somewhat eased, only then did he notice Xiang Han.

This… this face that resembled a ghost, probably had a few layers of powder, right? Her taste in clothes is also… Huh? Why did one of her boobs look smaller than the other? Could it be because he had hit it just now?

Meng Ze was a little embarrassed, he looked away and said, “Since that’s the case, you can stay.”

Although her appearance was too forced, her ability was sufficient.

Xiang Han let out a sigh of relief and thought to himself, had Meng Ze wanted to fire him?

“Thank you, President Meng.” He hurriedly thanked him. Since Meng Ze had changed his mind now, he had to stay in the company to complete this romance route.

“Speak properly!” Meng Ze scolded him after hearing it.

The voice was too pretentious. He didn’t know if it was natural or deliberate, but he frowned and suddenly regretted his decision just now.

In the beginning,

Meng Ze: Can you do it or not? If you can’t do it, don’t try to seduce me!

Xiang Han: …

Later on,

Meng Ze: Can you do it or not? If you can’t..

Xiang Han: I can! I can!

Meng Ze: …Alright. Sit here and move on your own.

(*/ω＼*)

Chapter 7.01 – Pretentious

After accompanying Xu Yan Ze on his travels, Xiang Han soon returned to the virtual space and asked in anticipation, “Can we go to the next world already?”

While Big A was still speechless, Little B had already grinned. “System is preparing the information. It’ll be done shortly.”

“Oh, alright.” Xiang Han nodded. His expression didn’t fall, and on the contrary, was filled with eagerness.

After Xiang Han was sent to the next world, Big A couldn’t help but say to Little B, “Mr Xiang has changed a lot. In the past, every time he left a world, he would be depressed for a while.”

Little B agreed. “Probably, somewhere along the way, he no longer sees the target as someone different from the general.”

Big A nodded thoughtfully. “That’s why he looks forward to the next world, so he can see ‘Xu Yan Ze’ again.”

Xiang Han opened his eyes and found that he was sitting on the toilet with something soft in his hand.

He lowered his head and clearly saw the item in his hands. With a tremble, he almost threw it out.

“Why are there fake boobs?” He flushed and muttered softly.

[Oh, because the original host is now wearing women’s clothing.] Big A kindly reminded him.

“Huh?” Xiang Han was a little surprised. He lowered his head subconsciously and saw that the original owner’s collar was slightly ajar, revealing a flat and fair chest. However, he didn’t know if it was an allergy or something, but there was a little redness at the tips of his chest.

As he lowered his head, a strand of long hair slipped from his shoulder, and when it brushed against the red spot, it felt a little prickly.

“I-is this cosplay?” Xiang Han broke into a cold sweat in his heart and hurriedly searched for the information of this world.

The original host is called Geng Xiao Han, and his father is a well-known entrepreneur in City A. He was from a wealthy family which didn’t need to worry about food, and had no bad habits…

Thank God… Xiang Han gave a long sigh of relief and continued reading on.

This should be a romance story, but the original owner was a cannon fodder. He had a marriage contract with the villain, Meng Ze, in the book. However, the two had never seen each other, let alone fall in love with each other.

The marriage contract was established by their grandfathers, but Father Geng only had one son whom he spoiled and indulged dearly. He felt that Meng Ze was not suitable for his son, and was hesitant whether or not to decline. But before he could speak, Meng Ze came to find them.

Meng Ze bluntly said that he was unaware of the marriage contract before, and apologized while saying that he only liked women. If they agreed to break the marriage contract, he was willing to give the Geng family some compensation in business. Father Geng was initially worried about this matter, so he readily agreed upon hearing it.

The original host didn’t like Meng Ze much, but was a little unhappy when he learned that his marriage had been refused. He was a spoiled young master, usually arrogant and conceited. He felt that it was normal for him not to like Meng Ze, but how could Meng Ze not like him?

After he was stabbed through his heart by his dog friends’ words, in a fit of anger, he made an extremely painful decision. He decided to crossdress to hook Meng Ze, then dump him mercilessly. Who told him to refuse the marriage?

The young master did what he said. He quickly studied strategies and purchased his outfit online. He had also successfully applied to be one of Meng Ze’s secretaries. Today was his first day at work, but what’s terrible was that Meng Ze happened to be out for discussion today. Not only did he not see anyone, but he had also been running around under Assistant Fang’s instructions.

Even worse, this young master’s delicate skin and tender flesh, coupled with his inexperience in buying fake boobs, caused him to develop an allergic reaction after wearing it all morning. So he could only remove it in the toilet.

Unfortunately, when he bent over to flush the toilet, the fake boobs accidentally fell off. This fucking thing was stained with yellow liquid. How can he continue to wear it?

If he hadn’t transmigrated to become this fool, Xiang Han would laugh. But now… who can tell him… how to come out with only one boob?

Just as he was fretting, male voices sounded from outside. Indistinctly, he heard ‘President Meng is back’. Xiang Han quickly adjusted his skirt, face turning green.

This was the male toilet, how should he go out later? Wrong! Luckily it was the male toilet, otherwise, things would get awkward.

[Go find an apple from your space. Aren’t there apples?] Big A suggested.

“Wut?” Xiang Han’s expression turned constipated. After suffering for half a day, he still went into the space and found a similar-sized apple. With a red face, he stuffed it down his shirt.

[I’m telling you, I’m immediately resigning after this day ends.]

[Wait, Meng Ze is the target] Big A reminded him.

[Huh?] Xiang Han froze, then banged his head in frustration. [I was so…by the fake boobs, I almost forgot he was called something Ze.]

That’s right, Meng Ze was the target and also the story’s villain. After seducing Meng Ze for some time, not only did the original host fail to succeed, he even paid dearly. Meng Ze had been attracted to the female lead, using all sorts of methods to hinder her from getting together with the male lead.

After the original host learnt that Meng Ze had fallen for the female lead, he wanted to struggle. However, he was soon discovered by Meng Ze and fired before he could even do anything.

Xiang Han couldn’t help but say, [I feel that… a crossdressing CEO is cuter.]

Big A, [But this book is targeted at females.]

[According to my experience, readers don’t like seeing a male/male pairing in a BG romance.]

[That’s not the point.]

[I know.] Xiang Han struggled for a bit and felt that it was almost time. [Do you think the size is a little uneven?]

Big A, [It’s fine, just make do with it.]

[Alright, I’m going out.] Leaving his space, just as he was about to open the toilet door, he asked again, [Is Meng Ze really straight?]

Big A hesitated and said, [I’m not sure. Since he’s interested in the female lead, maybe he is.]

Xiang Han suddenly fretted. He had chosen to do the romance plot, so if Meng Ze is straight, would it be better to continue dressing up as a woman? But he can’t pretend for a lifetime. If he is exposed, he would end up like the original host…

He was hesitating, so Big A encouraged him, [Don’t worry, Mr Xiang, that’s just the original plot, so the actual story will definitely change. Have confidence in yourself. Think about it, when did the admiral not fall under your pants?]

Hmm, that’s true.

Xiang Han strangely gained confidence in himself. Seeing that there was no one else in the washroom, he quickly snuck out. However, he forgot he was wearing 8 cm high heels, so when he tip-toed, he missed and hissed in pain.

When the pain eased a little, he grimaced and limped out, but when he got to the door, he fell again. Just as he was about to fall, a stern-faced young man in a suit and leather shoes suddenly pushed the door inwards. Xiang Han reacted quickly and hurriedly grabbed onto his sleeves, taking advantage of his force to change direction, and threw himself at him.

Upon collision, both parties let out a grunt.

Xiang Han silently thought: This apple is really hard, pressing painfully against my chest.

Meng Ze silently thought: This woman’s boobs are really hard…wait, I went to the wrong toilet?

He immediately pushed Xiang Han aside and feigned aloofness as he left. When he saw the sign outside, he let out a breath, but his face turned cold.

He turned around and saw Xiang Han rubbing his ‘boobs’. His expression cracked. “What’s your name? Which department are you from?”

Xiang Han looked up and quickly recognized him as Meng Ze. He frantically tried to calm himself, “I…”

As soon as he spoke, he suddenly noticed that his voice was wrong, so he hurriedly coughed and said as quietly as possible, “President Meng, my name is Geng Han, I am a new secretary.”

This voice was…too coy and artificial, it instantly reminded Meng Ze of the bird-like chatter of those who always tried to approach him at cocktail parties. Recalling how the other party had fallen over on purpose just now, he instantly understood, and scolded coldly, “Why are you here during working hours?”

Xiang Han blinked and replied innocently, “Using the toilet.”

It must be said that the original owner’s makeup skills were really terrible. Small black particles stuck to his eyelashes. Meng Ze’s veins on his forehead throbbed, and his voice turned cold and emphasised, “This is a men’s toilet.”

“Uh, maybe I saw it wrong.” Xiang Han looked embarrassed enough to find a hole to bury himself in.

What do you mean by maybe? If it’s not you that saw wrong, can it be me?

“Get out.” Meng Ze’s face turned dark. The washroom in his office was broken, otherwise he would never come here.

Xiang Han was also afraid that he would expose himself as more time passed, so he hurriedly slipped away. Worried that the apple would fall, he was still holding his ‘chest’ carefully as he left, but after a few steps, his ankle twisted again.

Meng Ze, “…” Who hired such a stupid secretary?

When Xiang Han returned to the office, Assistant Fang frowned and stared at him for a long time before saying, “Xiao Geng, sort out these documents. If you don’t understand anything, ask Nina.”

“Okay.” Xiang Han nodded politely and took the file, quickly returning to his seat. As someone who had been a president, he still knew how to act a little.

After clarifying with Nina for its direction, the system immediately took over the work and successfully completed it in a short time. Xiang Han had nothing to do. He intended to linger for a while before giving it to Assistant Fang.

The secretary’s office was next to the president’s office. When Meng Ze passed by, he saw someone slacking through the glass wall with a glance.

His expression sank and he called Assistant Fang directly, pointing to Xiang Han. “Who brought her here?”

From what he saw, someone who dressed so exaggeratedly, slacked at work, and grabbed onto their boss, most likely came through connections.

Assistant Fang glanced at Xiang Han and said in confusion, “The normal recruitment process.”

“It’s time for HR to clean up.” Meng Ze said coldly.

Assistant Fang broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly called Xiang Han. “What were you doing just now? Didn’t I tell you to organise the files?”

Seeing Meng Ze standing by the side with a sullen face, Xiang Han felt bad in his heart. He replied cautiously, “It’s finished.”

Finished? So fast?

Assistant Fang was a little suspicious. “Go and get it.”

Assistant Fang took a moment to look through the file, hiding his surprise. He couldn’t help praising, “No mistakes, very efficient.”

Meng Ze’s expression somewhat eased, only then did he notice Xiang Han.

This… this face that resembled a ghost, probably had a few layers of powder, right? Her taste in clothes is also… Huh? Why did one of her boobs look smaller than the other? Could it be because he had hit it just now?

Meng Ze was a little embarrassed, he looked away and said, “Since that’s the case, you can stay.”

Although her appearance was too forced, her ability was sufficient.

Xiang Han let out a sigh of relief and thought to himself, had Meng Ze wanted to fire him?

“Thank you, President Meng.” He hurriedly thanked him. Since Meng Ze had changed his mind now, he had to stay in the company to complete this romance route.

“Speak properly!” Meng Ze scolded him after hearing it.

The voice was too pretentious. He didn’t know if it was natural or deliberate, but he frowned and suddenly regretted his decision just now.

In the beginning,

Meng Ze: Can you do it or not? If you can’t do it, don’t try to seduce me!

Xiang Han: …

Later on,

Meng Ze: Can you do it or not? If you can’t..

Xiang Han: I can! I can!

Meng Ze: …Alright. Sit here and move on your own.

(*/ω＼*)