The Top Fish Attractant That Even Novices Can Protect

Alfred has never felt the terrible sourness, numbness, pain, and soreness after the scales are upright... It's like biting an electric eel in one bite, and I can't describe that feeling in detail. .

In short, it was because he came without any psychological preparation at all, and he pushed Tang Xiaomi away completely uncontrollably like that.

However, because of the difference in body size between the freshwater mermaid like Tang Xiaomi and the saltwater mermaid like Alfred, the last "push" directly became "pumping". When Alfred reacted, Tang Xiaomi Has been gurgling in the water many times—

In the end, this urban fish, which was a little too delicate for the Titan Mermaid, just fell into the sand like that.

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A certain prince clutched his scales and stared blankly at Tang Xiaomi who was struggling to pull his head out of the sand not far away. His brain was blank.

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Alfred's poor mermaid lingua franca had no words to describe his despair now.

After a while, Tang Xiaomi was still slumped on the sand without moving. His face was pale, and he looked at His Highness Alfred in a daze.

In short, he was a little dazed by what happened before.

After such a silence for a while, Alfred suddenly recovered, slammed his tail and instantly rushed towards Tang Xiaomi, and grabbed Tang Xiaomi by the collar and picked him up from the sand.

"Xiao Mi!!!"

He cried out in horror.

The stream of water mixed with the fine sand sprayed Tang Xiaomi's face.

Tang Xiaomi coughed twice, and his painful expression successfully irritated the terrified Royal Highness once again.

He tried to shake Tang Xiaomi's body and slapped him on the back with great anxiety.

"Mi?! Mi!"

"*&Amp;...%..."

Alfred did not realize that the petite mermaid in his arms almost rolled his eyes. If it was expressed in comics, there should have been a drop-shaped soul-like creature in his mouth at this time... He tried to remember his previous The shallow-water mermaids had accepted the knowledge of survival, but their brains were always in a blank state.

Subconsciously, he instinctively used the hunting knowledge of "how to determine that the prey is dead" to check Tang Xiaomi's physical condition.

He opened his nose and sniffed Tang Xiaomi’s scent, and his hands subconsciously touched the slightly sunken genital pores under Xiaomi’s pelvis... [When encountering a larger prey, you should find the weak prey’s **** door. The other party’s internal organs are torn out from the anus. If they start wailing and struggling, then it can be proved that their previous motionless near-death posture is just a disguise — Excerpted from "Easy Hunting 100 Skills · Children's Edition" Author: Xin Yun Kaihe 】

In the next second, Alfred felt a soft and pleasant tail slamming into his face.

"Let go...I...you, you are a pervert!!!"

Tang Xiaomi, who was still weak before, was instantly full of vitality. He jumped up, gave the Royal Prince of the Deep Sea a tail fiercely, and then let out a weak but unusually stern roar.

Alfred could not extricate himself from the remnants of the beautiful touch left on his fingertips that once carefully described this chapter will probably be a yellow card, while watching blankly because of anger, even the skin has turned pink, and the tips of his ears. Tang Xiaomi standing up.

The sea around the latter seems to be boiling because of the high temperature on his face...

The gaze staring at Alfred was gleaming like jewelry, and the small tremors on the body made the prince's heart surging with uncontrollable love.

"Perverted...Perverted? Perverted means...wait...wait a minute..."

Probably because the pink mood was so surging that Alfred could say that after a long time, he thought of the meaning of the syllable "abnormal" in the common mermaid language.

"I, I didn't develop from a pervert!"

Alfred stammered and explained.

"I... when I was very young, I just grew up like this."

He turned around under the water and showed Tang Xiaomi his rough and bulky body.

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[In the process of developing from a fertilized egg into a new individual, the morphological structure and living habits of the larvae and adults are very different, and this development process becomes abnormal development-from Baidu Encyclopedia]

Tang Xiaomi's face twisted subtly.

how to say…

Super, super, super angry!

I just want to make the guy in front of me a raw fish sashimi! But after seeing his words and deeds, he subtly felt that if he cared about him, he would only lower his IQ... He was holding the embarrassing part of his lower body, angry, angry, mad and depressed.

He didn't even dare to open his mouth because once he did, he felt like he was going to spit out a mouthful of blood.

"You, you..."

You filthy pervert bastard, middle-aged face old rascal...

Tang Xiaomi opened her mouth, and there were various curse words lingering in her mind, but... but she couldn't find the corresponding mermaid lingua franca translation.

Damn general mermaid language is not proficient and will not swear at all!

Except for that "perversion", the brain is empty...

Tang Xiaomi felt that he was suffocating in an instant and was about to be injured internally, perhaps because he was about to be touched by the appearance of an angry cry to a certain sensitive nerve that was rarely grown by a certain prince.

"sorry."

Then he suddenly said to Tang Xiaomi.

Uh?

"Am I making you angry? I'm sorry."

He was a little bit twitchy (of course, he couldn't see it at all), and he added grimly.

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You don't even know where I am angry, right? ! !

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Tang Xiaomi found that Alfred was completely unaware of how unacceptable his previous behavior was.