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"I don't think it's better..."

After a short period of thought, Tang Xiaomi said to the two Titan mermaids holding their tails.

Because of excessive psychological pressure, his temples are now very painful.

Although both His Royal Highness and Alfred promised that as a prospective princess in the upcoming ball (let’s call it that), he blatantly enjoyed the fruits of his corrupt privileges as a powerful (?) class. , But for Tang Xiaomi, all this absurdity is still extremely unacceptable. How should I put it, if it is in an ordinary situation like this, you should lose your temper anyway, right? However, both the competition ball itself and the botched cheating that the Titan Mermaid came up with have a strange and rough style of painting, so that Tang Xiaomi couldn't even be angry at this time, but could only feel ridiculous and ridiculous. .

But no matter what, this kind of thing that is super suspicious just by listening... Tang Xiaomi still listened to his instinct and seriously refused.

"I like Alfred very much, but this dance party is really... I mean, this kind of bright cheating is still too weird."

He said very sadly.

"If you are only worried about this, Mimi, this kind of thing is definitely not a problem. We have been doing this all the time."

Ke Lenna keenly caught the point that Tang Xiaomi cared most, and she immediately explained eagerly.

"All the time? I'm sorry, I didn't understand." Tang Xiaomin said indifferently.

The expression on Her Royal Highness's face became a little subtle. She touched her nose with embarrassment and said, "Uh, actually... We often do this kind of concubine election ball. Ah, but don’t worry. Alfred is still innocent! Before, we usually caught other unmarried men from the royal family who were useless and misunderstood the concubines hahahaha."

After the hearty laughter, His Royal Highness Kolena's next words were stained with a slight embarrassment: "However, you also know that the geographical location of the Great West Country is a bit terrible-even worse, the citizens of the Great West Country are almost all Titans. So unless the head is sick, there will be no saltwater mermaid who wants to enter the realm of the Great Western Kingdom, not to mention want to marry the royal family of the Great Western Kingdom. After all, the royal Titans are the most brutal existence among the Titans... "

"..."

The brain is not ill but Tang Xiaomi, who somehow had a marriage contract with the first crown prince of the Great Western Kingdom, heard the words of His Royal Highness Ke Lenna unconsciously start to digress, inexplicably feel that the middle of her tail hurts a little.

"...Later, in order to make everyone feel at ease, the Great Western Congress sent a specific candidate to defeat the saltwater mermaid who defeated other opponents at the last moment. In this way, the mermaid who participated in the prom would not have to worry about winning the first prize in the prom. I have to marry some member of the royal family of Titans. Because nominally, the mermaid that was appointed is the champion of the prom, and we need to marry a member of the royal family of Daxi-of course, in the end,'she' will usually be on the eve of the wedding. It disappeared for various reasons. We usually announce that the winner was eaten after meeting because it was not in the eyes of the prince."

"The prince of the Great West Kingdom... is it really possible to find a wife?"

Even Tang Xiaomi, a passer-by, couldn't help but start to worry after listening to Her Highness Ke Lanna's explanation.

but…

Wait, now is not the time to entangle this point at all!

Tang Xiaomi suddenly reacted.

"Wait a minute," Tang Xiaomi is really puzzled now, "So, this so-called concubine election ball has no practical meaning at all? According to what you just said, this ball is just a formality? It is simply... "

Hold on when you're full.

Tang Xiaomi resisted not saying the last sentence.

"Although the process of'selecting a concubine' is meaningless, the entire dance party itself is a very important prosperous age for the Great Western Kingdom and the entire saltwater world." His Royal Highness Ke Lenna gave Tang Xiaomi a look not embarrassed. .

She gave Hao Chi, who had been preparing for a long time, a look, and the delicately fleshy giant squid quickly turned on the previously prepared projector.

A meticulously edited and rendered promotional film slowly appeared in front of Tang Xiaomi's eyes.

The narration is a deep and excited bass—

[This time we ushered in an unprecedented number of participants—the first contestant "Bloodthirsty Blade" Chi Leren race shark; the second contestant "Cruel Lead Dancer" Mess Leni race California eel mermaid; 3. Contestant "Poisonous Woman" Peng Le Jiu Si race; blue-ringed jellyfish mermaid...]

[...In the perilous deep sea, this wonderful struggle for invitations is being staged! 】

【Blood! Violence! dark! Cruelty and cruelty are intertwined with each other, and the tough and formidable confrontation competition! 】

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After the promo, Tang Xiaomi took a moment to organize his thoughts.

Because of the shock so many times, he felt a little slow in thinking.

"It's such a creative propaganda."

He heard dry words squeeze out of his throat.

Corianna also responded dryly: "Yes...Because of the rebroadcast fees and tickets, the promotional video is also exaggerated, ha, ha, ha."

So the most important meaning of this dance party is to collect broadcast fees and tickets, right?

The feeling in Tang Xiaomi's heart that "the Great Western Kingdom is really over" became stronger at this moment.

I always feel that this country reveals a strange breath of poverty from top to bottom. What is going on...

Her Royal Highness Kolena flicked his tail.

"In the beginning, it was just to increase the mutual understanding between the Titan mermaid and the ordinary saltwater mermaid... But I didn't expect that the ball would become a national carnival in the end."

Her Royal Highness said that she was also wondering how things got to this point.

"... Then I found that the income is also very impressive, hahahaha, this tradition has gradually continued."

—So you really didn’t think about the mood of the male royal family members of the Western Kingdom at all, right? !

Tang Xiaomi almost wanted to spit out while shaking the opponent's neck.

(Somewhere in the far deep ocean, a gray-white rock suddenly moved—"Gudong..." A bubble slowly emerged from the crack in the "rock".)

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A long time later, when he thought of this day, he would be deeply moved by the unfathomable nature of His Highness Kolena.

To be honest, if it weren’t for the topic of losing her child directly at the beginning, I’m afraid Tang Xiaomi was still struggling with Alfred’s relationship with Alfred... and after the impact of "giving a child", I felt that her Royal Highness would follow. All the proposals made with Alfred seem to be quite ok to consider.

So, in the end, Tang Xiaomi, after all, under the glaring offensive of His Royal Highness Kolena and Alfred, bit the bullet and agreed to participate in the dark martial arts club version of the concubine selection ball full of shady and pre-determined...

"Well, let me make sure that there will be a designated person who will be responsible for knocking down the other mermaids one by one, and then she will pretend to be defeated by me in front of me, right? I don't need to talk to those terrible ones. Prom participants fight..."

After agreeing, Tang Xiaomi, who immediately regretted it, was still very nervous and couldn't help asking a lot of questions.

"Yes."

"Uh, should I meet this person first, what if she doesn't recognize me and eats me too..."

Judging from the unreliability of these Titans, this kind of thing is completely possible!

Unexpectedly, he got a shocking answer.

"But, you have known him a long time ago."

"Uh?"

"Oreo is the designated mermaid." Alfred said.