The Top Fish Attractant That Even Novices Can Protect

The concubine selection ball of the legendary mermaid sea king Alfred has been the focus of descriptions in various film and television literary works for many years. Many young girls were moved to tears because of the dance of the century, and some teenagers became enthusiastic because of the heroic performance of the participants of the dance many years ago and finally became gay.

But these are things for the future... Going back to the other side of time, this morning when Prince Alfred's Concubine Election Party began, several people collapsed.

Among the people who collapsed was Her Royal Highness Queen Corinna. The reason for her collapse is also very obvious-the entire misunderstanding of the two most important mermaids, Alfred as the crown prince and the scheduled princess Tang Xiaomi, are late.

A large number of onlookers have gathered at the entrance of the Black Coral Reef, and the broadcasters are also ready. Other members of the dance party have already slid around the waterway in front of the coral reef, and are now showing their talents to the crowd to canvass...

In short, everyone was ready, but Alfred and Tang Xiaomi did not show up at all.

His Royal Highness Kolena is about to vomit blood. Of course, under normal circumstances, even if Alfred and Tang Xiaomi have no problems, it is not a big deal. After all, the Titans who were the protagonists of the concubine selection did not show up in the previous dances. Tang Xiaomi is even more of an existence that needs to take a shortcut, and there is no need to enter the venue with other participants. However, the concubine selection ball this time was very different from usual.

This time the dance party... is broadcast in real time around the world, that is to say, whether it is in the saltwater mermaid world or the human world, you can see the scene of this dance party.

And the other mermaid who collapsed was Comrade Oreo, the royal affairs liaison officer who worked hard in the dark workplace. The reason for his collapse is also very simple...

"...Why didn't anyone tell me this was broadcast on a global scale?!"

He looked at the two-legged mammals near the entrance that were obviously not mermaid and were wrapped in thick equipment. The whole mermaid was almost in a state of hysterics.

"God, Thrall will see this-he will see! He will find that I actually attended the Concubine Election Ball of His Royal Highness Alfred-this must be a nightmare? Help, let me Wake up..."

Oreo began to pull his hair, muttering to himself with absent-mindedness.

"Uh, it's not that bad. Calm down, Oreo..."

His Royal Highness Kolena comforted sympathetically.

"The situation is so bad!"

Oreo's face was as pale as a dead man, and he held out his finger to point at himself: "Thar is very likely to see me like this, do you think it is possible for me to calm down?"

The young liaison officer's dress today is obviously different from his normal appearance.

Like other contestants, he is naked and naked, with complex and delicate patterns on his unclothed upper body, but it is not these that make him crazy to this extent, but the two basketballs sticking to his chest. The size of the conch.

The two conch are decorated with unusually shiny gems, and there are bulges made by waterproofing and filling the joints between the skin and the conch-across the water, even if you observe it at a very close distance, you will only feel mysterious. The bulging part of Leo's chest is a pair of proud boobs. With the wig on Oreo's head, and the fair skin on his body that is very different from ordinary mermaid.

No matter how you look at it, the current Oreo is a charming female mermaid-including the strong abdominal muscles and tail fins are all that attractive.

His Royal Highness Kolena just looked at him and couldn't bear to see, and turned away her gaze.

This is the punishment Oreo suffered for his previous mistakes in his work, the romantic fish school that prevented Alfred from losing his first kiss: Because so many misunderstandings in the election concubine, only a variety of powerful and tall male mermaid participated. In the long-term propaganda, I don’t know why all the saltwater mermaids have a wrong understanding of the Great West Country. They feel that this ancient country under the deep sea is a **** country where all the people are based. Oreo has to pretend to be a beautiful female. Participate in this dance party as a resident of Daxi country, so as to prove to others that Daxi country is not so gay.

...

Oreo felt nothing when he accepted this punishment. Anyway, when he was a star before, he even acted as a gorilla. However, like everything, the development of the situation will always be worse than you think.

"Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

Oreo asked Corlena sadly.

"Uh, actually I just learned that they got the permission from the emperor." The empress's sympathy deepened. "For the sake of the face of the entire Great Western Kingdom, Oreo, please, keep it up. You have to know. If this continues, Russia may have to refuse the export of manganese ore from Great Western countries-their president hates **** the most!"

"……I'm going to resign."

Oreo said.

"Oh-Tang Xiaomi and Alfred seem to have arrived!"

Kolena pointed to Oreo's back and shouted.

"...I know you heard it. Your Royal Highness, please don't change the subject."

Oreo didn't even turn his head back, he looked at His Royal Highness Corlena coldly with that cold gaze, and then said coldly.

As a result, Alfred poked his head from behind Oreo at this time: "Topic?"

he asks.

Oreo: "..."

...

Compared with Alfred, who had a calm face, Tang Xiaomi looked extremely disturbed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lord, I'm late--something has happened and needs to be dealt with, I've been looking for clothes...so...I'm really sorry, sorry..."

Freshwater mermaid apologizes incoherently

Because she looked ashamed to the point of pitifulness, Queen Kolena was even embarrassed to ask him why he wears a flesh-colored tight-fitting T-shirt-not simply because Xiaomi wears the clothes like this against tradition, but because this one is so stretched. The super tight T-shirt is full of **** ambiguity, which makes Her Royal Highness even more worried about the manganese ore export plan of Great Western Countries next year.

At this time, the host of the entire dance rushed in and drove the late Alfred and Tang Xiaomi to take pictures with other participants at the entrance. After seeing Tang Xiaomi's clothes, he visibly frowned.

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Tang, the tradition of the Concubine Election Ball in Daxi is that you don't wear a shirt. Although your t-shirt is flesh-colored, but..."

"I... I have a reason."

Tang Xiaomi lifted the hem of the T-shirt to show the host.

...The host never said a word to Tang Xiaomi's clothes.