The Treacherous Concubine’s Guide To Whitewashing

If you want to ask Yuan Luo what he regrets most in her life, she may just click on that cheating novel.

As a college graduate who is about to enter the society, in the hot summer, she has done professional internships and thesis defense, crossed the difficult threshold of finding a job, and even saw the house to rent.

Finally, she was able to breathe a sigh of relief. This day, she was lying in bed reading a novel.

I clicked on a novel called "Jing Lue Tian Xia", which was fascinating. The book tells about a young boy who was wronged by his family and was exiled to the border. Then he started with a small soldier and upgraded step by step. In the end, he took control of the military and returned to the capital to avenge the story.

The plot of the whole story is tortuous, the text is exquisite, and the description is remarkable. In particular, the protagonist experienced the various battles of a lifetime when he was a soldier, which is extremely vivid.

The only thing that makes Yuan Luo a little uncomfortable is that a certain villain in this book happens to have the same name as her.

Fortunately, this villain is not a heroine, nor is it a female partner, but only a female background board.

The story is in the overhead Tianyu dynasty. The emperor is faint and unruly, favors the treacherous concubines and eunuchs, and stirs up the mists of the ruling and the opposition. The father of the male protagonist ended up ruined and killed because he was unwilling to cling to the traitor.

And the character with the same name as Yuan Luo happened to be the traitorous concubine who framed the male protagonist's family.

Yuan Luo stayed up until midnight, and finally saw the male protagonist slay back to the capital and tortured the evil concubine with a canonical punishment.

She turned off the phone and got ready to sleep.

I don't know how long she slept, Yuan Luo felt that she could not breathe well, as if she had fallen into the water, cold and bitter from all directions, and suffocated to death.

Is it a nightmare?

She thumped instinctively, feeling a sharp pain in her throat, as if a hand was really stuck in her neck, strangling her to death.

It must be too late to know how to read novels before going to bed to have such a nightmare.

There was a cold electronic sound in my ear,

[Dear user, hello, congratulations on launching the villain's life complement plan. 】

[Initial opinion value of male protagonist: -52...]

In the almost suffocating pain, Yuan Luo barely opened his eyes. It was cold, too cold, and surrounded by water.

Through the ice crystal-like water surface, there are two surprisingly bright stars, full of **** killing intent, in the dense darkness, like a lone wolf, looking down at him from a high altitude.

Yuan Luo's heart was filled with fear, and she realized that this was not a dream, but someone really caught her neck and pushed her into the water.

Suddenly, the robbery and murder case that she had seen in the TV news came into her mind like a stream of water. Under the intertwined fear and pain, she fluttered with her hands and feet, as if she had touched something, and poked at the other side forcefully.

The person didn't expect that she would still have the power to resist, and she was stabbed by her without notice.

There was a muffled hum, Yuan Luo felt the force on her neck loosen.

At this time, there was a noise from a distance.

"Here, the empress is going this way!"

...

Is the police here? Or the neighbor next door found an abnormality! Yuan Luo thought dimly. After that, there was deep darkness, and the whole person seemed to sink in the abyss, constantly descending.

I don't know how long it took, Yuan Luo gradually became sober. She felt that she was lying in a warm and soft place with a sweet smell coming from her nose, noisy ears, and someone talking.

She tried to distinguish, and a childish tone was particularly loud.

"Is the hospital all waste?"

"She can't wake up again, I want you all to be buried with you!"

Yuan Luo:...

What kind of brain-damaged speech is this, it is common in the ancient Gongdou Xiaobai articles. After a while, her body gradually regained strength, and she opened her eyes.

Entering the eye is a pair of bright eyes, very close, staring at himself.

The similar distance evoked the fear of the previous nightmare, Yuan Luo raised her hand reflexively, and slapped her eyes severely.

With a "pop", Yuan Luo felt a tingling pain in her palm.

At the same time, the other party exclaimed "Oh" with a clear and tender voice.

Only then did Yuan Luo see clearly that he was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy who was born handsome and cute. Because he slapped Yuan Luo, he stood up straight, covered his red cheeks with his hands, and looked at Yuan Luo with no regrets. solution.

A pair of wet eyes are as cute and graceful as a deer in the forest. Because of the slap in the face, the eyes are wronged, which makes people feel pity.

Yuan Luo couldn't help but apologize, glanced away, and suddenly froze.

The boy was wearing a light blue gown, embroidered with golden dragon soaring clouds, and his long black hair was neatly combed. On top of his head was a golden crown with sapphires the size of a pigeon egg.

Looking around, I was lying on a big bed, surrounded by beautiful curtains, embroidered with shiny golden phoenix patterns, and the corners were decorated with pearls and gemstones.

Beyond, there are a group of palace ladies and eunuchs, and a few old men with gray beards.

A group of people looked shocked, but quickly bowed their heads.

Only the **** next to the young man looked at his master's cheek hesitantly and asked in a low voice: "My lord, are you okay?"

emperor!

Yuan Luo was taken aback by this title. She was already sure that she had caught up with the current popular crossing tide.

But who has passed through? Is it a queen or a princess? So dead, he slapped the emperor as soon as he woke up.

She will not be beaten into the cold palace just after crossing because of this slap. I remember that there was a queen in the Song Dynasty who missed the emperor when she was arguing, and then was abolished.

She was full of anxiety, and the young emperor on the opposite side was completely unaware of it.

"A Luo, you finally woke up!" The surprised voice indicated that the emperor didn't mind the slap in the face.

Yuan Luo breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately met a generous emperor.

But who did he become? His concubine or sister is not the queen mother, right? Forget it, he called himself A Luo, he certainly couldn't be the queen mother.

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Wait, the emperor called himself A Luo just now, she wouldn't have worn the one that she had read before...

Yuan Luo swallowed, "The emperor, I just woke up and don't remember things clearly. What year is it now?"

The emperor froze for a moment.

The little **** next to him was extremely clever, and immediately said, "Manny, today is the sixth day of November, and the sixth day of November in the third year of Manifestation."

Manifestation! Yuan Luo smiled bitterly, the previous hunch came true, she actually wore the book that she had read before!

She became the traitorous concubine Yuan Luo who had the same name and surname as her, but she died terribly! Yuan Luo shivered.

However, for three years, she seems to be several years away from her death, and things may still have time to be restored.

Seeing her face turned blue and white, soon the imperial doctor was called in again to check her pulse.

When the pulse was being examined, the hall was quiet, Yuan Luo heard a dull and strange sound outside, as if she hadn't stopped since she woke up.

After the imperial doctor had finished the pulse diagnosis and went to write the pulse case, she couldn't help asking: "What's the noise outside?"

The surrounding palace ladies and eunuchs shivered together, and the emperor said: "It was the palace servant who served you, which caused you to fall into the pool. I will let the Shen Xing Division hit them."

Yuan Luo was taken aback, she got out of bed, and the emperor personally helped her out of the palace gate.

On the small square in front of the main hall, hundreds of palace people, including men and women, were pressed on the ground and kicked boards. Many people had bleeding from their backs and legs. It should have been a while.

With blood stains, Yuan Luo turned around for a while. She had always been dizzy and quickly said: "The emperor, the concubines are already awake, please forgive these people."

"But these people made mistakes, they deserve to be punished and killed. Anyway, there are new ones." The young emperor disapproved.

Cruel words came out from this pure and delicate face, really...especially the tone of the emperor's words, as if only a bunch of bugs were going to be killed, not human lives.

The evil ruling class...

Yuan Luo suddenly remembered another thing, "Jing Lv Tian Xia" has an important background, that is, the emperor is a fool! This is why the government is so chaotic, and the traitorous concubine Quan Huan is in charge. The emperor was a stupid person, so he naturally let his court officials manipulate him.

Looking at the beautiful young man in front of him, Yuan Luo could hardly believe that he was a foolish person. She deliberated her words: "It is unlucky to kill. Since the concubine woke up, she was also blessed by the gods, so why bother to implicate these palace people."

The emperor turned his head slightly, seeming to be a little confused, but finally agreed, "A Luo has a point, so let them go."

Yuan Luo felt relieved. It seemed that the emperor was not irretrievably cruel.

She began to tentatively ask a few questions. In her previous life, she had seen some knowledge of psychology. She started with the emperor's daily diet and daily life, and gradually tested the other's IQ. A conclusion was quickly reached. The little emperor Sikonglin in front of him was really a mentally retarded, probably at the level of a five or six-year-old child.

Bear kids at this age are the most troublesome. They already have obvious likes and dislikes and logic, but they have not yet empathized with the outside world. In other words, they have a certain understanding of the world and themselves, but they are compassionate. , These high-end feelings of empathy are still far away.

A child with an IQ of only five or six years old, sitting in this supreme position, thinking about Yuan Luo, is full of despair for the future of this country. In history, when a fool was emperor Jinhui Emperor, wouldn't the Eight Kings Rebellion happen?

Maybe her expression of sadness was too obvious. The emperor looked at her for a while, and suddenly asked: "A Luo, are you still thinking about Shen Dongliu?"

"Who is Shen Dongliu?" Yuan Luo asked reflexively.

I don't know if it was an illusion, the little emperor showed joy on his face and said with a smile: "I'm not an important person, I just can't remember."

After speaking, the little emperor turned his head and urged the doctor to boil the medicine quickly.

Then, Yuan Luo saw how favored her beloved concubine was, and it turned out that the emperor brought the medicine bowl over and served her to drink the soup.

It was confirmed that there was nothing serious about Yuan Luo's body, and the little emperor left happily.

As soon as the little emperor left, Yuan Luo immediately called a close female officer.

She was a round-faced girl named Si Xi, who was rather clever and well-behaved. Just before Yuan Luo woke up, she served in front of the bed. I was not thrown outside to get a board like my colleague. It was all due to the good luck of this girl. A few days ago, because of the wind and cold, she asked for leave and returned to work today.

"You can tell me about things in the palace."

Sixi had no doubts about Yuan Luo's instructions. The imperial doctor had diagnosed that the imperial concubine's head was injured because she had fallen into the pool for too long and she had forgotten something. It takes a good rest to remember it slowly.

"Don't worry, mother, everything is peaceful in the palace. You were in a coma for a full day and night, and the emperor stayed here all day and night..."

After listening to Sixi briefly introduced the status quo in the palace, what Yuan Luo needs to know most now is the clue of the male lead. Finally, turning the corner and moving the topic to the front, Sixi replied happily: Did you say that Gu Liangyong was an adversary?

Yuan Luo felt a sigh in his heart, because Si Xi called Gu Liangyong.

"Don’t worry, this old man was ambushed by the Northern Army in Northern Xinjiang. The news of the destruction of the entire army has spread throughout the capital. A few days ago, the adults had already begun arguing against Gu’s family. The verdict is finalized, but even if you are dissatisfied with the clan, you will at least be demoted to a pariah." Sixi said gleefully.

Then he lowered his voice again: "When you are demoted to the people, it's not a matter of a sentence for you to squash and round."

For this Gu Liangyong, Si Xi has long been uncomfortable.

As a Zhenbei general, a second-rank military commander, and a court official, a border general did not want to win more battles, he added obstacles to the court every day, and from time to time he tried to persuade the emperor to be far from the villain and be a good minister. My wife recruited you several times, but when you refused to say anything, she pointed to her nose to scold her for ruining the government, which is comparable to Su Daji. Is this your attitude as a foreign minister? Isn't it just relying on one's hard work and accomplishment, and holding the military power in hand?

Now that she was overthrown, not only she was defeated and killed, but also tens of thousands of elites at the border. The enemy soldiers approached the city, and her reputation was wiped out. The empress finally gave out this bad breath.

It's just... Si Xi quietly raised her head and glanced at her own empress. This Gu Liangyong's defeat was a bit strange. Some people in the DPRK suspected leaking military aircraft or something, and they didn't know if the empress had acted on it...

Of course, Yuan Luo, who has read the original book, knew very well that Gu Liangyong's defeat was the result of her secret manipulation.

Gu Liangyong is an upright person, does not form cliques in the DPRK, and is loyal to the royal family. At the beginning, Yuan Luo still thought about taking this person into his own hands and helping each other as Austrian aid. He didn't expect that this person would not eat hard and soft, but when faced with her wooing, he repeatedly scolded him. This annoyed the original owner, and he did not hesitate to resort to the means of colluding with the enemy country to entrap people.

Gu Liangyong is dead, so, "Gu's family now..."

"The court sent people to surround Gu's family, and now Gu's family can't get out of the door behind closed doors. It's just that two days ago, the little son of Gu's family went to the Qianqing Temple and kept kneeling in front of the palace, begging the emperor to give Gu family another chance. , To allow him to commit crimes and meritorious service, go into battle and kill the enemy, he originally intended to make a military order."

Si Xi whispered. Yuan Luo only felt black before his eyes.

Heaven, it's all you need to let me cross, why can't I wear it before the original owner died?

She has also seen a lot of whitewashing in books. The most important thing for the predecessors who dressed as villains is able to smoothly wash ashore and reach the pinnacle of life. The most important thing is to return to the time before committing evil. Break the love letter, put your posture right, and hug the protagonist's golden thighs... But by this time she happened to wear it, the protagonist's family should be dead.

How can she wash it?

Yuan Luo trembled: "Help the palace to get up and go to the Qianqing Hall to take a look."

The author has something to say: 　　 I didn’t have enough pre-collection for another book, so I opened this book first. Let everyone wait for a long time O∩_∩O haha~

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