The Troublesome Hero Among the Heroes

"Excuse me..."

"Don't ask!"

"Uh..."

"Just ask I don't want to reward you!"

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Charles can't figure out where he is offending him.

"It's just to see you upset!" Reimu muttered to herself, "Sleeping and bathing and steaming in the sauna with two beautiful beauties, but there was no story of the people's attractive spectacle. I am very upset!"

Charles suddenly didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and said: "I..."

"oh!" Reimu cry out in surprise interrupted After his words, "You shouldn't dislike them because they are from slime? Do you have species discrimination? I remember that you don't even let go of sheep, donkeys and camels. Slime can't be done?"

Charles feels like he is about to cry, and when he meets such an unreasonable god, he is lost.

He said: "You don't know what kind of person I am. I was impossible to do that kind of thing. You are in a bad mood because of other things, right?"

"Not you yet!" Reimu's voice became bitter, "I just sent a mission to a guy with the protagonist's halo last month, you will kill the final boss now, and the others next year When the Kaichun kills here, the BOSS doesn’t even have any bones left. What do you say when the time comes."

"When the time comes, the guy came over and threw himself away, and went back to spread the word. I give a fake mission, do I still want my reputation?"

"What do you say, should I insert a horn on your head and throw it into the sea to pretend to be a boss?"

On the altar, Canelva, who was still singing and dancing, saw a layer of cold sweat on Charles' forehead after seeing the light of divine force, thinking that this adult was undergoing the trial of the deity.

"no no no!" Charles vetoed hurriedly. When he lives in a castle, he sits on a chair in the lobby every day at work. BOSS, maybe if the feet guys didn't come, they had to have a buff like rheumatism and bone pain first.

He said: "At any rate, I can be regarded as the boss of the last two or three levels to defeat the main mission of demon race. Don't let me downgrade to the boss of the branch copy."

" Then you think of a way." Reimu panting with rage said, "If the way is right, I will reward you, otherwise you will be the BOSS here."

"I have thought about the script. What do you think of me when you see my lust and heart, and ask me unsuitable requests for children, and become black after being rejected by my righteous words?"

In World of Ice and Snow Canelva, who was dancing and dancing in steam, saw that the sweat on Charles' forehead was getting more and more. He thought in his heart that the trial of the gods really wasn't something ordinary people could bear. Such a tough adult had to work so hard, and he didn't know if he could pass it.

Charles thought for a while, and asked: "What did you say when you gave the protagonist a task?"

Reimu replied: "I said someone here is looking forward to He came to solve the trouble."

Charles thought for a while and asked a seemingly unrelated question: "I heard that when the residents here first came here, they asked if they could live in the ruins. Do you dislike them for being noisy?"

Then Reimu's voice was full of resentment: "There is still a trace of my divinity in this place. They directly connected to me when they sacrificed. "

"I haven't recovered my memory yet."

"Think about it, thousands of naked men like them singing and dancing together suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, you say Can I not dislike them for being noisy?"

The dance of the sacrifice is very heavy. Canelva and the others are beginning to get tired and start to pant, but no one dares to relax, for fear of disturbing the adult’s trial. .

Suddenly, they saw a terrified expression on the adult's face, and shrank his neck, thinking about what kind of existence he was fighting against.

Charles asked over there: "Then what did you say?"

Reimu said, "I didn't say anything, they were so scared to disconnect."

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Charles doesn't know what to say. After all, not everyone can treat the gods with a normal heart like himself. It's strange to pull the network cable quickly after being scolded by the gods and not scared.

He asked again: "Will they all come here to live?"

Reimu said indifferently: "Now this place is yours, you can figure it out. Come on."

Charles said: "Then let them all live here."

"That's the problem. There are too many people here, and there will be a shortage of food in a short time. , When the time comes, you just ask the protagonist to help them solve the food problem."

"That Cheng!" Reimu agreed, "when the time comes, I let him catch 9 by 9, 81 heads." Come back the seals, so much seal meat is enough for them to settle here."

Charles just sighed in relief, and he said: "when the time comes, I give him a seal that can be as deep as a seal for a long time. The ability to dive is just fine."

Someone pretended not to hear anything. This ability is quite impractical.

By the way, there are only people who can't use the ability, and the ability without rubbish. I hope that man can make good use of this ability.

It's just this god who didn't expect. Later, when Reimu entrusted this task to Canelva, the old chief understood "9 by 9, 81" as "9981". Head seal.

So the old man took this as an opportunity to settle down on this land far away from the battle of the continent. In the end, his children and grandchildren were full, and he died with a smile when he was almost two hundred years old.

Charles couldn’t think of this, he asked: "Now that the problem is solved, should I give a reward?"

His tone barely fell, a lottery used in his mind Turntable.

Apart from other awards, the "Quasi Divine Item" column occupies an area of ​​¾.

Charles didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and said, "Boss, did you do it like this?"

Reimu replied: "I'm happy, you can How is it?"

Charles said: "What's the quasi Divine Item?"

Reimu said: "I don’t have Divine Item here, so I just did it. One, but it’s still in the beta version, and there is no Artifact Spirit, that’s it."

Charles thought for a while, and said, "Everyone has less routines. You can just give it to me to test it for you, no It’s just one sentence."

"You said it yourself." Reimu’s tone seemed to see the prey sinking in, "I see so many Divine Items around you, I will dislike it. My semifinished product."

Charles hurriedly said, "Why do you say that you don’t know what to do?"

My cousin from the far room..."

Charles almost vomited a mouthful of old blood, and then hurriedly called out "elder sister".

Then the other party responded immediately: "Come and cool down!"

At this time, Canelva and the others are already gasping for breath, and they are not so tired from fighting with the ice bear.

But they still worked very hard to keep their dance movements from out of shape, and to keep their prayer songs out of sound, for fear of causing the gods to be unhappy.

The surrounding crowd suddenly exclaimed that a football-sized ball of light dropped from the sky with the Supreme Via.

The huge divine might made everyone afraid to come out. They all knelt on the ground, watching the light ball radiating divinity fall onto Charles' head.

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Charles stood there, stretched out his hands and caught it A pair of black-rimmed glasses that fell from the sky.

Reimu continued to introduce in his mind: "Although my Divine Item is only a semifinished product and does not yet have an Artifact Spirit, it has a lot of functions."

" The mask is the same. Others can't take it off except yourself. It won't fall off if you lower your head, run, jump, or roll on the ground. It can also help you block wind and sand."

"In addition to automatically adjusting the degree It can also refresh your brain, eliminate eye fatigue, get rid of dark circles, and prolong your life."

"It defends against all soul attacks against the wearer, whether it is magic or medicine, it can treat your The soul is properly protected."

"In addition to the passive defensive ability, it also integrates divine techniques like the soul sight, Soul Attack, and divine light ring that you will use. It’s a bit tasteless for you."

"In addition, I also added low-light night vision and thermal imaging functions to it, so that you are not afraid of walking at night."

"If you want to ask if you can see through the girls’ clothes, don’t ask. I didn’t install the perspective function."

"Finally, it also has a small feature that is very defying, you Go and discover for yourself."

"How about it, not bad."

Charles put on his glasses, blinked, and it felt good.

He said: "I think it lacks a vital function."

Reimu asked curiously: "What function is it? You said, I change it. "

Charles replied very seriously: "The function of the lens is not blurred by water vapor when eating noodles."