The Troublesome Hero Among the Heroes

"Injury" means to cause damage to body tissues, thoughts, and feelings.

Charles can be sure that he can't hurt the opponent, even if he stands there and let himself be bombarded with electromagnetic artillery, it is useless, and he will not break the defense at all.

I want to ask you why someone knew that it was because he had seen an Evil God elder sister put a younger sister on a wooden stake and used it as a target to test the performance of the navy weapon. He passed the Xing Electromagnetic Cannon over.

After the test is over, let alone the stakes, the craters have become small ponds. When the target came out by itself, there was nothing at all, and I could also tell how I felt when I was bombed and test the weapons. The formidable power is evaluated, and it is recommended that the last weapon that can shoot high-speed projectiles can be equipped.

Since hard work is doomed to fail, then try soft work.

So Charles asked War God: "Can you carry Pi upside down?"

War God made a pitiful look, and said to him groaningly: "You really Do you want to do this? I thought you wanted me to reduce the expansion rate of the universe by 1 in 1 million, or let the men's football win the world cup."

Charles listened to frowned and asked, "The last one You can do it?"

"Yes." War God as it should be by rights said, "As long as the current college entrance examination system is abolished, the university can be admitted with filial piety and honesty. Can you go to university? I knew it from birth, and set up a few examples for those farts who can make a lot of money by kicking the ball, so that the player base will be established and the world cup will not be far away."

Charles I listened to a black line. Although this method is theoretically feasible and there are a lot of ready-made examples, it is very costly. It is like a person who has been kicked by a donkey and asked what would happen if he replaced the college entrance examination with e-sports. Realizing that the end of this is that the entire nation has never been connected with the development of science and technology, and then returns to the road of the end of the Qing Dynasty.

Charles sat back on the beach and picked up the rebar fishing rod, and said, "Let’s talk about the expansion of the universe."

War God shrugged, he said: "In your words, to change the operating rules of this world, you need unanimous approval by the Council of God."

Charles twitched the corners of his mouth for almost one minute, and then found that he had been misled.

"In this case, let's talk about Pi back." He said, "Can you do it?"

War God made another embarrassment Looks like, pouting his mouth and said: "You really don't plan to change one? It's better to beat me or take advantage of me."

Charles suddenly became vigilant.

It must have no effect if you hit it yourself. If you take advantage of it, it looks beautiful, but in the end I don’t know who is taking it.

These two options seem to be tempting. The former is a rare experience of fighting gods, while the current appearance of War God can indeed arouse people’s desires. He will not cause harm.

According to habitual thinking, War God hopes to choose these two options that will not have any impact on him.

It just seems that the option that the opponent wants him to choose is really what he actually wants him to choose?

If the opponent is not a god but an ordinary person, Charles will think that the opponent is throwing a bait to make him give up the option of backing Pi.

But the other party is a deity. He might think that he has already thought of this level, so he induces himself to insist that he recite Pi upside down.

Now, whether he can recite Pi upside down is not the key to the problem, but whether he will pit himself in through layers of sets.

So Charles gave up thinking over and over again, he took out an ordinary dice, and then said to War God: "Let’s do this, you don’t want to do anything with the dice, one or two points You carry Pi upside down, I will beat you at three or four, and I will take advantage of you at five or six, how about?"

War God nodded with interest.

In the eyes of a certain person, he regarded this matter as a fun little game. You can see his happy expression, even when he used to tease his pets.

The dice were tossed high, and then landed on the beach between one person and one god, ⚅appeared in the moonlight.

War God drew his long hair like a waterfall, leaned back, propped his body back with his hands, and stretched out his slender and straight legs to show the front armor like the Elysim Mountain in the moonlight. .

"Come on." He smiled and said to Charles, "You can do whatever you want, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower."

Charles moved closer After a little bit, I asked: "Then I do it?"

"Come on!" War God resolutely and decisively answered him.

So Charles reached out and grabbed the back of his hand and scratched it twice, then put it away.

War God looked at him depressed, and asked: "Are you a kid, you can touch a hand?"

"Enough is enough, there is no time, there are fish hooked That's it!" Charles felt the tremendous power coming from the fishing line, which looked like a big fish from the touch.

After more than half an hour of fighting wits, Charles finally caught a two-meter-long coconut tree sinking wood from the sea.

This piece of wood is also covered with rattan and other things, which makes people feel hairy.

"hahahaha!!!"

War God laughed and burst into tears, and then Charles was pulled over by a huge force and hugged him. Arms.

"Um... it's a familiar feeling." War God rubbed his face against the top of the head, "It's just that the body isn't so soft, it's a bit shaky, and it's more. Some parts."

Charles reached out and removed the left hand he had touched on him, and said angrily: "It turns out that you want to take advantage of me."

The captured Xi struggled a few times, and finally gave up.

War God took him in his arms and pressed his chin on his top of the head, faintly said: "You still have the memory of your other half, I used to hold him like this and go around playing "

Charles said without emotion: "Only the memory of defending the enemy alone at sea."

War God held his hand tightly, and said, "You It’s the youngest of them, and it’s very intriguing for us. He often runs around and plays with everyone."

"At that time, we planned to send him to other planets, but he later self- destructed."

Charles said: "If it were me, I would also self-destruct."

War God squeezed the half of his face that was exposed outside Mount Erysim , Said with a smile: "You two actually have many things in common, such as catching a piece of wood when fishing, hahahaha..."

Charles did not smile, but asked him: "Then you now Do you have any plans to cut weeds and eliminate the roots?"

"hehe..." War God sneered, "You are not even a grass, just a blue algae. Not just you, they It’s the same."

"But I’m curious, why don’t you use that slime sword to stab me?"

"You know, that sword can still make me suffer a little It hurts."

"If you light a sacred fire, maybe you can use it to kill me."

Charles also sneered twice and said: "If I light a sacred fire, next I was killed by you at the moment."

"Speaking of which, how can I turn on Shenhuo?"

War God searched his face again, and replied with a smile:" The so-called sacred fire is just a metaphor. You really thought it was burning with a lighter."

"As for the method...hehehehe...I won't tell you."

"But you can rest assured that even if you cross that step, we can’t do anything with you, because the gods have clearly ordered us not to act on the transmigrator. And your partner has a very good relationship with us, and we won’t be because of you when you come back. It hurts you."

Charles said depressedly, "Isn’t it because there were disagreements over whether the mortal wisdom life could ignite the sacred fire? I don’t believe you still keep it for me. There is a gap in that step."

"Besides, you can always do it indirectly, such as smothering me in your chest now, when the tim e comes, the Lord is back, you can throw the pot on my head and say that I suffocated myself when I molested you and buried my breasts. "

"Otherwise you can start your shepherd and give me a charge... uh... it seems that the charge is ready... when the time comes I will be beaten to death. "

War God rubbed his chin on top of the head, held him tighter, and said, "Don’t worry, as long as you don’t help them against us, you don’t Enemy with us, we will not hurt you. "

"I actually wanted to play with you when I came down this time. I am not always planning how to get your soul like death. "

Charles said helplessly: "I welcome if you just play with me, but can you let me go now? I'm really suffocated later. "

War God lowered his head to look at this guy, and said, "You used to like me holding me. I remember you now like me as a tall ** mature elder sister. That's why I will appear in the image you like. "

Charles replied depressedly: "I like high mountains, yes, but you are too big, which makes me feel terrified!" "

War God tapped the top of the head with his chin a few times, and said more depressed: "I really don't know Divine Heart well. It's obviously for you and me to work so hard, but you still dislike it. Me, it saddens me so much. "

Charles immediately heard "hehe" twice, and asked with a smile: "So, am I hurting you?" "